Show ELMER TWITCHELL OFF TO 10 ORDINATE CO Im of oft off to Washington declared Elmer Twitchell In an unusually high state of ex ex- r What for we 3 asked I wanna be a aJ co he J 7 replied eagerly What do you wish to coordinate coordinate coordinate co nate we hopefully ask asked d himI him I aint particular said Elmer Squat tag or leap frog would beup b bup be beup up my alley I was national open squat tag champion in 1928 and I have written several books on leap frog which are standard works ev eVe But I 1 am no slouch at lariat throwing or sack racing either he resumed after a moment Nor at Indian club swinging apple bobbing and blind mans man's buff burl Are they co such activities activities ac ac- we asked Oh yes snapped Elmer Yes indeed They are co everything ev eVe Haven't you been reading read read- reading ing about the testimony before Senator Sen ator Byrds Byrd's committee And this is isDO no DO minor ordination co-ordination its it's an all all- out co ordination We are the Arsenal Ar Ar- senal sepal of ordination Co from what I read Do you think you'll land a job we asked Why not Everybody Everybody Everybody Ev Ev- else has A friend of mine 5 who has been good at card tricks has been named National Co of 1 Parlor Games under un un- under der the OCD and Wilbur Jones an alligator wrestler by profession has landed as National Co of Alligator Wrestling Really Not only that but an appropriation tion is being asked for for alligator pools and for alli alli- gators Can you get alligators for that money the kind that will really do any work we asked Yes s 's alligators alli are as a class willing lulling to 10 sacrifice a little for lor the cause explained Elmer C e e What does Mrs Twitchell think of your working as a federal coordinator coordinator co of rope tricks squat tag playing playing playing play play- ing and so forth we asked Oh she's too busy to care hen he n replied 1 she doing doing doing do do- ing these days a coordinator coordinator coordinator or co-or- he said Of what Either magic lantern shows or eggplant culture I am not sure which said Mr Twitchell doing we well 11 Great for morale she says C eThe e The whole Twitchell family is inon in inon inon on it we observed Yes indeed Uncle Chidsey has been in from the start Hes He's U. U S. S Co of Kite Flying at a pretty good salary He is opening kite flying centers everywhere and thinks he may get a million dollars for kites He says that nothing bolsters up a peoples people's morale like running around with a kite on a string And Grandpa Lem is coordinating co or coordinating too Hes He's the one who never nev neve never er did amount to much at anything he co Top spinning I understand snapped Elmer grabbing a train S e e CIVILIAN CASUALTY Helena Hollingsworth To air ir raid meeting go goes s on on Mon tier Her bunions burst right through her shoes At warden fire work on Tues When Red Cross work arrives on Wed Her lIer limbs feel like a ton of lead Helena's mind seems full of burrs From salvaging all day on Thurs Fearless femme she bats no eye Practicing home defense on Fri Fri Wont Won't someone send on Sat and Sun First aid for our Miss Sam Sam Michael Gevins e e eAn An insurance company has received received received re re- a claim from Corregidor for losses of watches and other items at the post exchange And we can imagine the insurance company adjuster ad ad- adjuster juster looking it ft over and demanding demanding demand demand- ing severely Just what happened there And perhaps after being told of the Jap attack adding You will have to send us more proof e Ima Dodo found her ber typewriter so hard to operate that she just threw the cover over it with the exclamation exclamation tion tion I guess the War Board froze it it And it Is Miss Dodo who has been using one typewriter ribbon so long that she could be accused of hoard hoard- ing e Sign spotted by Tompkins Harris in Joe Brocato's restaurant Its It's Tough to Pay 55 Cents for a aSteak aSteak Steak but Its It's Tougher When You Pay 35 |