Show tt lt Q i It says here In one of the day three aday letters wo we get from Senator Moss Mona of Utah where he has okayed the expenditure of a million dollars to investigate the possibilities of bringing rain by seeding clouds In case youre you're not euro sure but think you might be Interested this method of rivaling an Indian Indian In In- dian dlan rain dance sends planes up over clouds and the pilot drops chemicals onto the clouds and water falls out and everybody Is 19 happy because It rained It doesn't say what one does If f there arent aren't any clouds cloud to drop stuff on Maybe laybe that Is where the million dollars dollar comes In handy Now it just happens that I can save the government this slight dab of moola even though it tt might detract from the Senators Senator's glory I am In an unselfish poel position lion tion of having a law brother who Is a water witch He can take a forked willow 1 branch ranch or any kind of a branch or Just a coat hanger or an old pair of toasted shoe shoe laces lacee and walk along and when he goes over water this branch bends down and points at the water All AU you gotta do is dig and it its it's a n gusher Or a n city water pipe Or an abandoned cesspool cess This method sounds Bounds to melike me melike melike like a much cheaper way of bringing water to fill up Glen Olm Canyon Dam which the Sena tor somehow managed to let get set away from him there for a awhile awhile awhile while than shooting at ata ata ata a My Iy sisters sister's husband hus bus band would be glad to serve his hi country for a comparative pittance Come to think of of or It I I have several famous brothers in Most of the smart emart ones of course are on my side of the family Maybe Its it's because my sisters had their while My Lady Fair Just got stuck with brothers One of these lads loves cornmeal cornmeal corn corn- meal cakes He likes them so well that he be cant can't bear to part with I them All AU the bureau drawers and the back half of the garage are stacked with cornmeal meal cakes On my side de there Is la s one ono who writes write letters lettera to the editor lie He says on paper You dirty cowardly thieving n nasty a. a t y I stinking stupid old editor you Meet leet me In the alley If you dare I 1 bet you aint got the I n 1111 1 i. i i J IJ I oJ f puts gull to print r nt this letter loiter And he never stuns signs his name One of my favorite brothers- brothers inlaw watches television a lot tot Ho Ito cant can't read read you see But he lie can remember pretty good lie He remembers all alt the commercials widen makes people furious like the cavity tests testa and the body odors and the failing falling dan dane druff with honking goodbye and the Invisible man and the head heads headache ache which hammers away on a pendulum and the drip drip Into tho the old gut And when his Ills wife buys any of these advertised products pro ducts he chains her to a a. rafter ratter In the attic For three days There are some other around too loo Probably no different different differ differ- different ent than yours muc much But they do make good copy Mac copy Mac |