Show It f Eye rits rit's Eye View 11 MAC Parents Parente have havo some somo unusual A problems problem with kith their kiddies from pI time t to time Perhaps Its It's the ate eternal Question maybe Its It's cor car 41 ju f of a certain fault lault certainly certain ly 17 It can ha happen pen to every parent When our son aon was wan little he heWal was Wal like so many youngsters prone fi to exaggerate which Is II a mild way w y of putting It U. U One Ono day he came running In all aU out of f breath Dad a lIon lion chased me all aU the I way home o ne Oh come now Was It a lion f or r rIm r l Im n not sure maybe It was a dog dog If U a lion walked In here right tIght now would he bite m me met f not Probably x f Hed scare hell ou out of me though h. h e I. I Which he no doubt would Bud j 11 us one day a 6 question W I might challenge the worlds world's ir greatest thinkers I Itt i it t F tt Where f did aId God come from I r Care Oare to answer The aThe young son of friends 1 ds of ours Came came to his mother the other day dayT T Wh a problem 1 Oswald well we'll call him that is w waiting down the street stroet for me l I. I wish permission to fight tight him Please f t Tell me file about It it You know you forbidden you are to fight tight We had a big argument and he j hit nit me Youve You've always told me to toH Saturn H turn the other cheek like the c Bible says So I turned the other cheek heek jT tf Ami And what hap happened ened erff lie He hit me on that aide side too This once the way we heard it ft Mother gave permission How he lIe came out we haven't heard One of my favorite country c columns is iA Pow Wow written by 1 Bruce in n. n the Box Elder News He's Hes having trouble with questions ques from his year four ald The small boy furthered the old I r query about where babies come I I tt Porn from m the checking the theory that they come from leaven Heaven aven Does sod God just Juat throw them down and the mother c catch them f he asked 14 la 14 stumped for an answer an answer Ife Ile tells of the child of a friend who asked Mother It if relatives es can cant can't t marry one another how come you you married Daddy And fife fils final story tells about the little girl who had her first glimpse Inside a Catholic cathe cathe- drat Iral Looking at the myriad of burning candles she looked up i and said I Happy birthday God I Which reminded me of or the true i story of ot the little girl who had bad I Ithe the he normal hormal difficulty of understanding under under- standing that God is everywhere You mean He is right here in Inthis I I this his room 1 Yes dear So when the tho little girl left the room she sha turn turned d and said Goodbye God Children Arent Aren't they wonder wonder- Mac tut-Mac ul Mac |