Show THE THE- THE THE- Eye ants Ey View f n By MA MAC There Thero ate are A ft lot of things 1 I didn't get g 1 fone one this summer For Fot Instance Il t nc we never got t 16 to LAS Lae Vegas and furthermore I dont don't think we ever eter fer will because Mr My i Lady ady Fair has hal heard about the costumes those girls girl wear In the tho floor shows and I dont don't think she ahe wants wanta me to see em Resides Besides we never flew to I Hawaii In fact we never flew period We didn't get a vaca vaca- don ton because If we had the sheriff would have had this A p locked lacked up when we got and I would hate to climb a window to get jet out my hidden stock of ot pencils and shoelaces shoe We didn't get to the summer convention in Idaho because too many people wanted stuff printed Right night now t I Y Yesterday In fact It Is la true we can go on living these thelle joyful footloose excursions tint But for how howlong long It If f we could take a break brenk now and then we weI might live longer I For Instance we might go fishing tithing Dut But that la Is Impossible because some lome dad blasted thief haa has got away with my fishing equipment It was waa In the garage gar age right against the wall where the hose hOle waa was hung It was waa In a coffee can can Folgers One pou pound d. d There was was was' about 30 or 40 90 feet of line good aa M new not more more than six ye years old There were five or six sinkers Home made I make my own out of linotype metal you see There was a card of leaders but titer were near useless because they were so tangled up with hooks In fact you are welcome to them I hope yoU 1 0 got get a hook deep in the seat of or your pants What I miss most moat Is a big old knife It had about six blades and stuff like a screw cork-screw and a acan acan acan can opener for when you want to togo togo togo go fishing without taking along the role pole ole That That knife could do every every- I II I 1 thing but dig post holes and hang hammocks It was so heavy It bagged the pants down so eo far tar on one side It made me stagger I hope whoever who got It cuts his throat with It I And so ao without any equipment i I haven't been flailing fishing this sum sum- summer mer Not that it matters Wouldn't have hare caught anything anyhow Another thing we didn't do Isget is isget get out back of beyond in lq the High ta this Is n not t too important We have it to look I forward t to td And I guess those mountains will be there They n t an U A a lent ent 1 W. W h ha ardly any company this summer cummer either The Word vord gets get f around und you know rile Be sure re to take tak y your ut own food tood along when you top stop to see tee Louise Loul and nd Mac Count your sox BOX and stockings and panties before you TOU leave Morgan Utah Yes I 1 know Morgan l is III on the loute route But Dut who wants to sleep in that old tub bath in is the cellar Did Old you know that three summers summer ago we had our choice of ot paying board and room or digging out the rest reat of the base bue- ment In buckets While 01 Ol Mac kissed me hello he was hugging me with one arm armand arm armand armand and patting me with both hands and Louise was picking my husbands husband's hus hush bands band's pockets pocket while she ehe greeted him Gypsies do it better betler Do frou know what a bath baUt costs coats you In Morgan Twenty cents a bucket And you carry your own Oh well won theres there's always next summer Well We'll go to Las Vegas and well we'll go to Canada and well we'll go fishing and Iota lota of rich relatives rota rela- t rela-t lives tives will win come ome to see ee us us Don't Dont Dont Don't you think Mac Mac |