Show I National Topics Kaiser Bills Bills' body lies Ues trembling at atthe atthe atthe the Hague but the building of cantonments cantonments cantonments can can- asphalt roads bungalows nitrate plants and such at federal expense expense expense ex ex- ex- ex pense goes on marching through Georgia and other ther parts of Dixie o 0 0 O 0 Victor Berger says he is strong for forthe forthe forthe the The bolshevik dont don't indict those who disagree with them they kill till em Maybe Vie Vic doesn't think he is getting the right treat treat- ment o 0 o 0 o 0 oThe The military ry authorities at Leaven- Leaven worth Kane Kune are accused of giving I I I I an I I. I W W. W. W comrade a bath This undoubtedly comes under the constitutional constitutional constitutional inhibition of or cruel and unusual unusual unusual un un- usual punishment o v O OIs Is It possible that Colonel House has exhausted all the diplomacy he heI accumulated during his six weeks cor corI ourse in the subject O 00 O 00 O 00 OThe The visit of President Wilson to Paris Paris' is now explained by the statement statement statement state state- ment thai all crowned crowned heads head are areo areto are arli to o a assemble emble there at once O 0 O 00 O 00 Maybe Secretary McAdoo's resignation resignation tion lon merely means that there is one statesman who understands that Itis It Its itIs is s a lot easier to scramble an egg than ban to unscramble the same O O O Anyway Mr McAdoo has the world record ecord In one respect No living D Democrat Democrat Dem Dem- m- m ever resigned as many jobs at once O 00 O 00 O 00 ONo No body expects the re resignation germ which attached Secretary McAdoo McAdoo McAdoo Mc Mc- Adoo to spread among the Democratic holders office as rapidly as the Span- Span Spanish Spanish ish sh flu fin O 0 O 00 O 0 With President Wilson Colonel louse house and George Creel all on on the theother theother other ther side at once Isn't there danger of t disturbing the planetary equilibrium um m by an unequal distribution of weight O O O If Henry Fords Ford's eagles were only turkeys we might use them on on Christmas Day but as matters stand we will presumably have to dispose of them for egg beaters or something O 00 O 00 O 00 OA A lot of or people would be perfectly satisfied if Mooney l could coul 1 Just be sent Bent over to join Comrades and Trotsky on the that one hell hellIs Is about as good as another O O O OIt It is evidently going to be bo as hard to stop Democratic war preparations now that the war is over as it was to start em sin before the war began O 00 O O OIt It Is to be hoped that among the war souvenirs brought to the United States will be that airplane we finished O O O Germany is now drawing dividends on her Investments in the Buzzards come home to roost S One of In front from IN JI- thole that he believe McAdoo McAdoo was fired tired for tor falling failing to tn deliver the tho railroad rail raU- road vote Or-O Or o 0 o Of course the fact that McAdoo re resigned resigned re- re signed an office proves prove that he be does I not Dot possess all the qualifications of a deserving Democrat O O O OWhy fellows 1110 Why don't dont the adventurous who are talking fit AI t Jh Iha he North Pole just jOlt organize Je a William WilliamJ J. J Bryan J searching J o a t. t j st j r 4 c 1 O 0 O 0 OThe The thing thine Is getting to be so ao much more more apparent I alt all the time that the that the people people are are already getting anxious to vote in 1920 O O O OIs Is Henry Ford going to throw In Ina a subscription to his new weekly with every flivver or a flivver with every new subscription T O 00 O 0 O 00 OThere There is no reason why the suggestion suggestion suggestion tion that Dr Garfield be made Railway Railway Rail Rall way administrator should not be adopted He knows even less loss about railroads than he did about coal O 00 0 O O 00 OKing King George says the British fleet won the war but it must be admitted that a soldier was a poorer life Ufe Insurance Insurance insurance ance risk than a sailor while the trick was being turned O O O OThe The New York World Is trying to settle the problem of what to do with the Kaiser Why not bring him over here and let him observe autocracy in office until he dies of envy O O O How long after the war will It be before interest revives In so a proceeding as a mere football football football foot foot- ball game game National National Tribune |