Show I I I I I The Stroller Notices I That its it's a Daisy little auto that can squeeze in sixteen passengers in a pinch and none of ot them feel teel pinched to any deg degi degree e of ot I That this was waa the load of ot hum hu hu- inan m n freight on one trip the latter latter latter lat lat- ter p part rt of ot last w week ek That some wondered at first drat If If th the 9 little chicken who boarded D Daisy sy at St SL Salt Balt Lake wo would ld get fet a seat t th That t wonder n r c ceased when i en rivalry y commenced commenced between n several Park Par k q City City m men men who ho condensed ond d themselves to surprising thinness in make tb tho 0 necessary space alongside of ot them but were we're not saying who won d Inthe in inthe n the squeeze That one crop never tan falla fails fails- th thed the e d dandelion cr crop p. p War has not bee been n declared declared on It it in some Park yards S Th That t. t sugar sunk to to the bottom bottem o oa of ot ofa t a tea or coffee cup is the same as as I sugar sunk sunk to the bottom of ot th the e ocean by a II submarine submarine its its it's wasted That the government is Issuing new orders and keeping close tab on sugar waste and limiting the quantity quan quan- quantity quan-I quan purchases es That some ot of the tha Park City lassies look so sweet they shouldn't need to use much sugar ugar for tor many moons That wives of ot some Park Part City husbands Oft remind us We should choose our wives with care Or departing del l leave ave behind us Half our crop of at natural hair That President Wilson la 18 raising sheep on the White House lawn and Kaiser Dill Bill and his Imps are raising hell from till daw dawn r That it it wasn't nice to mention mention e tl n t these lese mens men's names in the same paragraph par paragraph 1 That anyhow whatsoever whatsoever that shall he he reap tie reap 1 e It Ithell Ithell ithell hell or be it t sheep e That criterions ci 1 say Dill Bill la is sure lure to reap his hla and that I. I servants are ara busy on measures to aid the tho war war In tact fact too busy torun to torun run rUIl a lawn mower 1 Th That t it would bo be easier to o 0 take Vo and than to pronounce them That we would like to print tome some of ot the tho western front news new but when our Mere Men man started d to print the names name of ot some lome of the German towns a germ gorm got gut In the a assembler a 16 syllable name Dame o of oC a town of of the Hun lIun sadly ruptured first elevator and put the machine on the hummer hammer That the regular Stroller Is la strolling around Louisiana Texas and Illinois and If It he were here to help himself some of those these notes would stroll to the deep and yawning Record waste basket f e That you weren't cross crosa when the ted Red Cross Crosa campaign drivers were calling on you It is a forerunner that you will be b be cheerful and put your stamp of ot approval on the near approach of ot the War Saving Stamp drive That all these various drives are to hI hive t tj tl Hun end ond n l his hili pernicious practices from the world for tor all time and the numerous small mall contributions ns from this prosperous prosperous pros- pros erous people will not drive an any oneto one oneo oneto to o despair That a cute but affectionate Park City girl with a good but somewhat some Rome what bashful beau gave him a gentle gentte tip in form torm of ot poetry but says says its it's more more truth than poetry Here it Is It f you l love e me as you say Dont Don't act like a rustic jay Rolling Rolling lolling eyes and nee fleeting smile May appease me for tor a while Pull a little man cave-man stuff sturt Use me rough kid use me rough Hold ie ne e tight and awful near Whisper hoarsely in my ear Dont Don't be be- frightened at my frown frown It If f I whimper knock me me down Act real savage throw a bluff Use me rough kid use me rough When you kiss me do it right Act as If it youre you're going to bite Kiss me till I gasp for tor breath Ill I'll 11 pretend Im I'm scared to death You cant can't scare scare me half halt enough t tUse t tUse Use me rough kid use me rough That a bar barrel el of ot booze possessed in Evanston la s. s cheaper than a halt hall pint after atter you cross the line and aud take it into I N I That they call a man when apprehended apprehended apprehended ap ap- and nd possess possessed d of ot good or bad spirits a bootlegger All we well and how about bout the woman some sonie somewhere somewhere where In Park City this week with witha a couple of of filled bottles would bottles would yo you call all the fair sex who just need the money to o buy stock stockings stack stack- ings inge with The The officer thought to himself I se see youre you're stocking g up opt That it might have bave been worse That some of ot our soldier boys going over to France say they have six meals a a aday d day three Y three going down and three coming up r J Jr i- i tl 1 That some Record readers take Stroller Notices too seriously tak seriously tak taking ing grant granted d that it means them when no names are mentioned That That it Look took tour four doctors r and an undertaker to toi teats tell whether it was chicken pox or small mall pox That the undertaker cast the deciding de de- tiding elding vote That Park City lIla lilacs ar now a at their best That while a little little bit bit late they are well worth waiting for tor |