Show 1 j 1 l Dads Dad's 4 I KNOW K KO O OA A HILL HILLI I KNOW a ft hill hm that smiles with sun Where waving grass and dover clover over bloom Run to the sea In reckless fun Like silver sprinkled from a a. spoon below In prankish mood waves wl Shower ver the golden dunes with lace And gulls with drowsy habitude Curve In the clouds a resting NOW No fat away are sun Un and sea But their sparkle lingers to light a tIo room For what can carl vanquish the memory clover or Of a n sunny hill lull filled with bloom Fleur Conkling O O O TWO MILLION AMERICANS S HAVE lIA YE NEVER NE SEEN SI-EX AN tN THAT HEADLINE over a a. newspaper editorial tells the story ot of why the circus will come back next year Same old stuff you OU say Same old animals same old stunts same old ballyhoo Maybe a a. afew afew few new thrills but mainly the same old circus we saw when we were kIds True but every business man should be compelled by law to see the circus every year ear because or of the great advertis advertis- advertising advertisIng I ing tag truth taught therein Sure the same old elephant walks around but between the time you saw the elephant year and the time when you'll see him next year Stir y r. r two million new Americans will have arrived in this old world Every year two million babies are arc born Every ery year one million mUll on boys reach the girl Crazy age and start shaving the down off oU their chins for the benefit of ofa ofa a n million young women suddenly become acutely acutely- clothes and conscious And every year ear in spite of ot everything two million young folks up rind nd get married and start new homes and most of them have have garages Every day In every year ear new people become Interested In automobiles and the fuels and lubricants which keep them running Yesterday they weren't Inter Inter- Interested ested ested today today they arc tomorrow are tomorrow other people will be That's That why It pays to advertise and keep on advertising The market in our Industry Is not stationary but changing We are not j I advertising and selling to a grandstand but to a parade always on the move continually bringing new eyes over our ads and our displays To some prospects these advertisements and displays may maybe maybe maybe be old stuff but butto to others they are ar as Interesting as Is an elephant to a kid who never saw one So the elephant walks around serenely confident that among every bored group that says Just an elephant some eager enger voice olce will cry So that's an elephant Wesley Wesley I. I Nunn adv ad adman man manager I ager Standard Oil Co Indiana at mid mid- midwinter midwinter midwinter winter meeting or of Inland Daily Dally Press National National Publisher O O O GOOD NIGHT THE LADY of ot the house was w s entertain ln entertaining entertainIng ing her h he bridge Club when the pattering of tiny feet was heard beard on the stairs She raised her lier hand for silence Hush she said softly the children are going to deliver their night good-night message It always gives me such a I feeling of ot reverence to hear them Listen I 1 There was a n moment of ot silence then silence then shyly Mamma Willie found a bedbug ANOTHER A SILVER SIL HOLD UP UNLESS THE bill Is ts' amended on the I floor of the Senate or House conferees on the Appropriations bill succeed In knocking down the price Industry will have to pay 90 cents an ounce for sil silver sil- sil silver ver for the next two years and years and an ounce thereafter I Thus inflation will willbe willbe willbe be given another boost During the war yar Industry was per per- permitted permitted to buy surplus silver from the Treasury at cente centa an ounce The Government bought the ounces burled buried b rl at West Point at an voted a year two-year extension of the war war- wartime wartime wartime time purchase pUr ase privilege But In a rider to tho the Appropriations bill the Sena Sena- Senators Senators Senators tors fr frem m the six silver States States' succeeded succeeded suc sue In amending the price upward The situation of industry Is desper desper- desperate desperate ate at Supplies are less than 5 per cent of ot requirements Affected are the V photographic photo elec dee electrical silverware Jewelry and other In Industries In- In besides a number of ot the pro pro- Foreign producers are holding back bac supplies hoping for passage of ot the price-boosting price law All AU this Is due to the ridiculous Silver Purchase Act of 1934 1034 which compels the Treasury to purchase the entire domes- domes domestic r I tic output and forbids its resale except by special legislation at less than r F an fl ounce Primarily this was for the P benefit of the small group of silver mine owners of the West but it resulted in forcing up world prices The United States produced last year ear only about one fifth of or industry's estimated e needs It is to be hoped that there arc are men in Congress with backbone enough to stand up for an honest price for silver against Inflation of course the en lre situation must be re- re canvassed and the Silver Purchase Act repealed hrIstian Christian Science Monitor O 00 O 00 O 00 MOSE rOSE you all aU dressed up foh fob ID Iv you lookin fob foh work fm Sam Lawsy no Ah Ak Is my golden weddin Mose Golden weddin Then aint wife wid you Sam She aln aint t t B got to do wId she's It-she's she B mah Inah foth wife 0 b 0 I 1 CC WINS WI S t it old Quaker driving along a lane between and Hornsey encountered th the ine ed a a. y young unC man driving from opposite direction There wai ws w s not room enough for them thern to pass each I other his unless one ne of r them would back up hIs car j I I think called out the tho Quaker In a fatherly tone thou should make mako way I for me for I am older than thou art Ill Ili not budge an Inch the young I m angrily replied Then he be pulled out outa ou oua a newspaper and began to read as he heLot Lot Eat still In his car carTho Tho Quaker leaned back comfortably on n Page Pa q Four ur J I Dads Dad's Column t to Continued from Page Pa One I In his seat and let iet his hiS' eyes eye's wander I contentedly over the peaceful rural r ral I scene Friend he called out at nt length when thou has read rend that paper I should be glad if it thou lend it me meThe me The young man gave up the contest 5 a o WOMAN CUSTOMER after the tired clerk had pulled down blanket after blanket until there was only one left on the shelf I dont don't really want to buy buya a n. blanket today I 1 was only looking for fora a 0 friend Clerk If It you think hes he's in the other ono one madam Ill I'll gladly take it down for tor torI j I 1 you O ono O O J I A BATTERED wreck of or a car car pulled up to the toll gate of the bridge j Fifty Fity cents said the toll man hold- hold holdIng holdIng holding Ing out his hand Sold I said the driver as he leaped out out of or the car ar I I ft A S A f O I I TIIE WiLl ROGERS BrEECH IT IS little wonder that Will WUl Rogers 1 was so universally loved for he always I sought ways was of ot pleasing and surprising people He was scheduled to give an ad ad- address address address dress once at a dinner to be held in Eddie Cantors Cantor's honor Long before thea the affair a air the humorist cowboy-humorist became very I mysterious m and very busy No amount of i prying would loosen his tongue The answer came the night of ot the I dinner Rogers gave a 0 delightful talk talka talk talk- a half hour talk all In Yiddish I He had been attending Columbia University all those past weeks preparing the speech I Just a little friendly ly gesture from Rogers Rogers' to Cantor Milwaukee Journal I o o o 0 oI I THE TIlE UNITED States mint turned out four billion new coins last lat year and I as ns v we e have sald said before one of or the great- great greatest greatest greatest est problems of the day Is the matter of or faulty distribution j 0 o CLEARFIELD c LARGEST L. G T BASE OF 0 COMMITTEE I TOLL TOLD I TESTIFYING BEFORE the House ap appropriations ap- ap appropriations appropriations committee which has ap- ap apI approved approved approved I proved the navy supply bill bUl for the year beginning July 1 I T T. D D. Gatchel reported that the naval supply base at nt Clearfield Utah is now the Navys Navy's larg larg- largest larget largest est et depot in operation according toan to an nn Associated Press dispatch dl Patch of or May 22 j I Ho further stated that it will continue to maintain that rank Many l I ny functions now performed by other naval bases will willbe willbe be concentrated in Clearfield he said i It was also mentioned before the House committee that the Navy estimates estimates estimates ates about civilian workers will be needed permanently at nt the depot O O O STOLEN 1 U l' I LET ME Mb l I kiss the tears away Sweet Sweet- Sweetheart Sweetheart heart he begged tenderly She fell into his arms but the tears flowed on I Can nothing stop them he asked asked I No she murmured Its hay fever go on with the treatment STATISTICS prove that over one mil mil- women In the United States are These of course are round J M tai IIi SHE Sometimes my father takes A it apart to see why they dont don't go goHe go g o He So what t She So you'd better go ought to 1 to JOE YOU ought ou get married I would If it I X could figure out how bow to support a 0 wife and the government on one Income 4 WIFE HERES HERE'S a 0 bottle of ot hair tonic dear Hubby What's the Idea id Wife I want you to give It to your office girl I notice from your coat that her hair is coming out rather badly GIVE A pessimist a piece of ot rope and hell he'll hang himself Give an optimist apiece a apiece piece of or rope and hell he'll start a cigar factory |