Show i I 1 I I I M M II t I. I i II Mill MillI I I l i rr ol r N t It 1 i That the tho girl who feels there Is no nc noman noman man good enough for her will probably go through life lire without having a chance ch nce to find out o o o That tho the fellow who keeps his car In the tho garage on Sundays wont won't have bave BO so many man scratches on It o 00 o o That because of the draft about one and a n. half haIr million boys didn't have to tomake tomako tomake make mako vacation plans this summer O O O That Europe's problem Just now Isn't with automobiles but automobiles but where to park their airplanes O O O That It Is no longer Hello Bill when greeting or being greeted by b Brother Elks O O O That this familiar greeting In vogue since the organization of or B. B P. P O. O 0 Elks away back yonder onder has been banned by tho the grand exalted ruler O O O That the revised greeting Is Hello American typical of or the fundamental patriotism of In general O O O That order of Elks Is ls purely a a. national organization and enthusiastically Ameri Ameri- American American American can Is every fiber of or Its ritualistic teach teach- ings O O O That In the tho language of the tho present grand rand exalted ruler O O O OThe The Elks are against sabotage and activities Now Is the time for action and we stand tand f ready to exterminate ate ato enemies of or democracy from within or from rom without O O O That tho the city dads will hold their I first August meeting tonight O 0 C- C I 1 That the hope of upper Park Avenue I residents Is the tho up torn-up walk will be repaired and mud holes and wet street eliminated I I O 0 O O 0 That the tho summer Is slipping along and advantage should be taken of the pre pre- present present sent fine weather to do city repair work o o o That Is what we pay taxes for O O v That one thing In favor of detours detours- you rou dont don't see so many bill boards O O O That many of the old age pensioners who have nothing to do but loaf loaf loaf-de- de delights lights In hearing themselves talk and I I saying nothing O O O That you home town to soldier boys bo s 's who I are aro away off of yonder wondering what to todo todo j do during your leisure time time take take up your fountain pen and write an account of your doings to The Record I O O O That letters would give real pleasure pleasure I to your homo home and friends and to all I tho the readers of your old home town O O O I That you boys would also enjoy see- see seeIng seeing j Ing your letters In print Try It It O 9 O O 0 I I That we will have Augusts August's first pay pay- payday payday t day tomorrow tomorrow advanced advanced two days da s 's be- be because causo cause the comes on a Sunday I be-I O O O That the big day of the summer will willbo willbe be bo Labor Day Day september September 1st I o o o I That the tho local unions are already planning a a. big program for tor that na national na- na national event 00 na-I na That the local Elks were honored last Sunday Sunda by an official grand lodge tation ta o o o I 1 That It was a splendid and enthusiastic tic tie gathering at the Memorial building i O O O I That Coalville and Salt Lake City each reported one case of typhoid fever the past ast week I O O O That word comes from Washington D. D D C. C to the effect an unlimited quota of enlistments for seamen and mess at attendants at- at attend attendants attendants' I tend effect during August I O O O I I That the age ae limit Is from 18 to 31 I Full Information can be obtained from Coast Guard Recruiting Station Salt Lake City O 00 O O I That Judging from what we read In inthe i the he papers taxes are on the Increase I and the chances of or the U. U S. S A. A A enter enter- enterIng I Ing ng the tho war on the decline o o G Co o 3 That our congressman J. J W. W Robinson who Is now In ln Utah In confident that this country will not be drawn actively Into nto the war O OO O O That the distinguished Mayor of New NewYork NewYork York City sees the wars war's end In 1944 I o OO o o That we sincerely hope the confidence of the congressman Is well founded and the tho vision of the mayor Is clear and accurate I O O O I That the large crate In front of tho the City hall ball Is filling Illing up with old aluminum alum alum- aluminum alumInum ware for defense purposes o 0 f That there Is plenty of room left lert however for those able to contribute O a r That Pee Wee Lindbergh apparently realizes re lizes his pro Nazi harangues are aro about as effective as pouring water wat r on ona a a. a ducks duck back back and and has crawled In his little hole hole pulling pulling the tb hole In after him b 1 00 v o o 0 That there were sad and regrettable boa bong fatalities fa In Utah the past week t o o o 0 That four lives of pleasure seekers re re- re resulted O O O That according to the stars as deciphered by expert Cincinnati astrologists astrologists Hitler Is doomed while doomed while President President President dent Roosevelt's horoscope Is perfectly towering beautiful towering above all others O O O Hurrah for Roosevelt |