Show oo i j H H l' l 4 ii i I t The Senator 1 t. t Goes Hollywood By y HAM U. PARK P f Special lal to The Record i H I About the time II l daces dace's son was being toeing m rather n coldly received in Hollywood a big banquet was held In one of the swankiest t hotels In honor of some dis cUs- visitors The guest list Included ed all aU of the Vho's Who est In rum film filmdom dom and It was rumored around that because of the fiery flery vitriolic temper of or of one of tho the guest speakers the press had been excluded lesI their report of his address cause International complies complies- Interest was at a n fever pitch when the speAker one ono General Dimitri of the U. U S. S S S. S s R. R was Introduced The general lived up fully to his re re- re reputation reputation for causing discord He nearly caused a n riot With an accent strangely like hilco that of Gregory he Insulted President Roosevelt called the United States a nation of pawnbrokers vilified the Jews and advocated bigger and bet bet- better better ter programs Some of the more timid of his hla audience quietly began to look for the exits while others started to boo hiss and heckle him One bolder than the tho rest threw a stuffed tomato which splashed goo lly on the generals general's medal-covered medal chest You dog I he exploded cf ve ye vare rare cen ceo I hair haff you shoU shot Pandemonium ensued Women scream scream- screamed ed or fainted Tables were upset and dishes crashed c hed to the floor noor The general defiantly stood his ground amid a fusillade of discarded food Only with great difficulty was the toastmaster able to restore the slightest semblance of or or- or order der Then he motioned for the general to resume I Een de num UI de pip pip- pie pI Co he began Ya a ahl a Jerred jeered the crowd drowning his voice Ah Ab gwan back where you came from ya big bum I yelled a a. man stridently I My friend said the general alm- alm calmly almly J. J ly lr Just what Fm rm going to do I am going back to the ranks of the motion picture extras where extras where I came from and where Ill I'll probably remain I. I Goodnight 1 i Verily anything can happen In Holly Holly- Hollywood wood FILM FILM- PACTS I FANCIES 1 AND n FEATURES n They Wont Won't Forget Is a great picture but apparently It has little le box office appeal The Tho cast Is 18 excellent but there are no big names Claude Rains dc 6 a grand Job as the unscrupulous ambi ambi- ambitious ambitious grandstanding prosecuting attorney attorney attorney ney but to me roe the most effective bit was the performance of or the colored actor Clinton Rosemond the as negro Janitor If It the pla play Is the thing with you and you are arc not squeamish about unhappy endings then th by y alt all means see They 1 Wont Won't Forget And And you you ou wont won't forget I. I It for a long time Colossal Is the word for the Rosalie Rosalle f sets They can afford to be lavish In the sets when W. W S. S Van Dyke Is La directing J He Ho saves the producer so much in time 1 i and footage Eleanor Powell is starred co-starred with Nelson Eddy In the piece I Victor Moores Moore's daughter Ora 18 and andson andson L Lson son Robert 17 are making their Joint In their fathers father's latest picture Meet the Missus Other second generation professionals Include Edward Arnold Jr Tim Holt son of Jack Wally Wany Reid Jr William Williamson son of Hedda Hopper Patricia daugh daugh- daughter f ter of Henry B. B Walthall Ruth nuth daugh daugh- daughter qt ter of Tom Mix 1 x and Eric Ericon von on helm Jr i I I t I Ernest Hemingway the author started j. j something with that the on I I stuff I stuff Hollywood Is 15 all alt a dither about it f of ofA A few of the prominent members mem rs of the the on league are Clark Gable 1 I Gary Cooper Fred MacMurray John 1 Boles Fred Astaire and George Raft I Numbered among the unadorned are arc such 11 i favorites as Bing Crosby Robert Taylor I j Robert Montgomery Franchot Tone and tr I Randolph Scott A number of the fem fern feminine t loins stars have expressed their prefer prefer- preference preference l' l i ence foliage on men men Gladys Gladys if I dislikes it exceedingly Carole exceedingly Carole Lombard ft f said If I I like a a. man I like his chest ji S 7 Claudette Colbert is indifferent about the chest if it the man maci has a fair amount f 1 of hair on his head and Mae West Vest de- de d I dined to answer without advice of I l. l counsel But what matters it what hat the film ladies ladles think of it They TIley dont don't pay pa the salaries of the glamorous males Its It's you ou IJ lady fans who pay your money at the III box offices who should decide which has h li the greater appeal the man who looks If like he had a n hair mattress tucked under I his shirt or the one with a e. bald thorax f fIll Ill I'll tell you what we should do You 1 d of the 1 write me your preferences care editor of your our paper and Ill I'll publish them If It you want wont me ie to keep your I secret I wont won't print your name name cross cross I my heart And when Hollywood finds out Iff- Iff 1 J i J what you think the drug stores will wiil a asell j I Isell sell out of either hair tonic or I I tories say 1 Ml i. i I |