Show editorial paragraphs REMEMBER the old fash fashioned lone d stat statesman ai in an nho aiho predicted back in I 1 1920 t that gasoline would mould be selling for a dollar a gallon inside 0 of ten years of course it may before long it if they keep on boosting the tax W 4 40 TIIE THE proposed wheeler amendment to to the glass bill providing for the tree free and ana unlimited coinage of 0 silver was mas defeated in the senate 56 to 18 this Is not quite in the ratio of sixteen to one bu but t Is near enough 4 0 0 HLEY HIET LONG says he has a a bona alde remedy for the depression and that if 1 we me try it and it doean doesn t wor work k a cure in six months he Is wiling ailing to resign from the senate which makes it almost worth trin in any event 0 4 TT IT IS said that members ot of the senate consumed aspirin tablets at the expense ot of the taxpayers tap aers during the past year 5 ear but just how many asPi aspirin rill tablets the taxpayers tap aers had to consume because ot of the senate 41 W W WHEN john bull sends his war debt commissioners over here they will mill be expected to come back with uncle sams coat and shirt it they dont they will mill all be made lame ducks in short order 40 ah w baseball note hitler now hitti hitting tIg for hindenburg but we me m wonder an der who mho will mill SOO soon be hitting tor for hit hitler er BANDITS who robbed a colorado bank refused to carry on off gilt edged ties and left them S scattered on the floor tt T these bandits were former wall street employed emp loyes 1 1 0 TIIE THE PERIOD between the election and tile the inauguration might well be referred to as tile lie strange interlude A 15 d WHEN IT comes to redistributing large fortunes the second and third generation tio I 1 or of the fanille usually do pretty ef beethe work milwaukee sentinel e Q 0 PERHAPS THE gold discovered on mount ararat Is tile the pot at the end ot of tim original rainbow I 1 san ar I 1 antonio news 0 4 AN ATCHISON minister politely informs the atchison hlson globe that lie likes s short editorials and the globe not to ve tc outdone out done informs the lie minister with e equal politeness that it admires short sermons kanas Kansas city star ab co A Is one who spends his mone A tightwad Is 1 one who sales it for somebody else to spend rockford register republic k 0 S 1 I 1 IT STRIKES me that were all in the same boat with christopher columbus lie ie know where lie was going when hs li started when lie got there lie he know where lie was and when lie he got back he ie know where he had been exchange 4 6 1 MAYBE I A IT an electric dollar that Is needed so much as an air elastic dollar new nen york sun he hello charlotte dear this Is jack do you still love me she ot of course I 1 do dear he I 1 thought so you dirty little flirt this jack its tom sh she why you big stupid fish I 1 this ISEL r charlotte ll arlotte its marguerite silas I 1 sleep v very cry well last night hiram what was the matter silas the shade was up hiram why you pull it down silas 1 I deac reach h achols the S treet street note does the giraffe get a sore throat it if he gets wet leet feet 41 au 3 yes but not until the next weel week |