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Show BELLll ELUSIVE BOSS "1 bnve aoma Instructions for you, Mild the henchman. "Fron- whnrar asked Senator Sorghum, Sor-ghum, j "From our political bogs' ! "I'll have to use my Judgment Condition Con-dition thang. to fust you cant tell from one day to the uext who the real boss la gtlng to be." Washington Star. i NECK-ROMANCER 1 - He 1 hear Jack Is a wizard with tbe ladles. She Veh, he's a "neck romancer." Rotaate Future Buh nttls chtsstr. Don't you cry. There'll b a picnle By and by. . Ethics Doctor Ton allowed that quack to treat your husband and you see tbe result Widow But yon bad given up all bope and be wpuld bave died under your treatment . Doctor Yes, but at least be would bave died properly. Mouslique, Char-leroL Char-leroL Cool Calculation 'Have you never bad a romance?" "Never 1" declared Miss Cayenne. "Have no men asked you to marry them?" "Several bave made tbe suggestion. But I decided that what they wanted was not so much for me to marry them at for. father to finance them." Washington Star. . Quite Different Mr. Paster Tes, I heard that story about Mrs. Flitters, but I never pay any attention to an Idle rumor. His Wife Where do yon get that Idle rumor stuff? That story weut the rounds of nor set In half a day and It's running all over town now. Idle rumor, nothing! tt't the busiest rumor ever, ANYHOW HE WAS FIRED 'Just neurd Jerry got tired out ot the pantomime." "Zatso? Wonder wbul the trouble was." "Don't know, 'less he couldn't learn bis lines." Historic Figure We freyueMly deplore Grief can't diminish The man wbo darted mors Tban b could flnirb. Selective Sport ,"! hear you have decided to give up golf." "Yes," answered Senatot Sorghum "I have decided to concentrate on one game at a time. I find golf so Interesting Inter-esting flint It Is taking my mind off of polities. Washington Star. Physical Culture "Jerry has a lot ot culture, hasn't he?" said the love-smitten girl. "Yes," replied the catty one; "but It's all physical." SofBc!ee "Now mnd.ii.H wnat are the alleged .'piu,i tor the proposed divorcer "1 wanted the car to go to the races. My husband took It to drive to busl ness." "Welir 'He says business cornea first." Ther, Now I He I've waited more than ao hour for yoo I" She Why. I thought I told yoo I'd be a few minutes late." Must Have. Company " Judge I iiottced that, tn addition to misappropriating $-VlO, yoo took a considerable quantity of valuables rlnjrs. watches and other trinkets. Prisoner Yes, sir; I remembered that money alone don't bring happl oe&a. Stung Site (coyly) -If yoo hnd to mnrrj before the clock struck mblulght. what would yon do? He Stop the clock. Instroli News |