Show auction sale of G 0 P under the above caption hand bills were distributed in our city yester yesterday d by which makes tunny funny reading whether you believe it or not closing out gale fale ot of the grand old party As our lease with uncle sam will expire on march 4 1933 and our title to the political jack pot will be transferred to the sons of wild jackasses Jac kasses we have decided to hold an auction sale on the white house lawn in washington 1 D C november the ath 1932 and sell to the highest bidder all our political stock of supplies now on hand to alt one political machine model badly in need of repair can be recognized only by its whistle one moss grown platform with all its farm ply planks broken broke one large overbearing mellon vine with several small emal branches badly f frost Os bitten classed as frozen assets one billion dollar crime wave made to order old enough to wean sired by and damned by everybody fourteen million moonshine stills all operating to full capacity seventeen thousand stool pigeons all full feathered seven hundred rum running vessels just learning to swim but know all the dives eleven million dinner palls all of them empty twenty one thousand miles of bread lines without a vacant space one seat on the board ol of trade good for any amount of wheat no profit guaranteed should the present prosperity continue we reserve the right to sell under the hoover moratorium plan free lunch at noon doughnuts without holes will be served by the farm board the board of temperance prohibition public morals society ot of reforms will serve roast crow to the wickersham committee armed guards will be stationed to protect the rights of dolly and alice to the royal seats at this luncheon come everybody dont forget the datel date |