Show T I 1 I 1 ane atio na RV P zy EW av ERNEST at ra ja PINCHED PAWS if youre going to take fido along on a shopping trip to a certain large department is part ment store you must carry him when lien you ride the escalators escala tors or moving stairways that rule was made because the firm its Is convinced that dogs cant learn to ride the moving stairs always illde getting etting g their paws severely pinched when getting rig on or off the store bought three co column of advertising space in a local I 1 p paper aper to in make ke the announcement which read I 1 the pups just cant learn boride on escalators escala tors several of them have been seriously injured even the brightest little littie auff buffs dorit dont watch their step getting on and off I 1 I 1 LETS investigate dark whisperings and hints ot of favoritism were cast about when it was discovered that while one entrance to a subway station was built of the conventional vent ional iron the one across the street was fashioned of rich bronze i an investigation was informally lunched to get to the bottom of the Yn matter atter viz how come the city spent all that extra money to build one of bronze when an iron one would have done just as well ell the sleuths vre v re due for a jolt however for it was discovered that the lever classy entrance cost the city nothing the financial house in front of which it Is located paid tor for the entire cost of the railing installed by city labor so that the city saved instead of lost money I 1 everyone is satisfied and the country Is apparently as safe as ever incidentally you fqy use the doggy stairway for th same nickel that gets you into the m te re vulgar subway entrances around town STORY Il LES LESSON cONT it rather looks as though two gentlemen who applied tor for citizenship papers mill have to wait and get better ac qi aisted with united states history who inquired their examiner Is pr president of the united states george washington responded the candidate promptly slightly dissatisfied with that answer the examiner asked who Is governor of new york again the snappy answer george washington turning to the mans companion the I 1 examiner weakly said who is calvin coolidge neither candidate had ever heard of hin yes have to wait GOLD real gold will glitter from the top tortes stories of a skyscraper nearing completion designed to withstand the acid test of the cites atmosphere 14 carat gold S suspended u in oil was sprayed into the t terra erra cotta before it was fired in the kalns kilns it will have a distinct golden glaze under certain lights the manufacturers say the terra cotta on the lower floors has received ec elved a similar treatment with metal I 1 ile lc aluminum 4 BIG SHOT chicago the only city that has an at al capone A gentleman thus named achieved limited fame here when arrested on a disorderly conduct charge he wants tame fame though hough lor for he Is convinced that there Is gold old in his name for halt half a grand he will let some one ine interview him about his mysterious past he 1 le thinks his life story Is worth a i whole grand but because ot of the depression gres sion hes willing to let it go for hall that bat much he claims he be has had experiences that would make the chicago boy lush blush the line forms to the right W E K |