Show 1 editorial brevities Brevi ties A it GREAT ninny many authorities are arc telling us that germany can pay no more reparations arat ious but it seems to us that this Is something for england and france to worry marry about germany owe ome us any reparations cp CHEMISTS now announce that they can call produce silk ilk synthetically and we lie suppose it wont bont be long now until there will be general ment among tile thea silkworms too 0 0 4 THE THC bariner anner may be the orphan child of american as Goer gobernor nor pin chot chat sas but during tile the campaign at least eiery ciery politician of Goer gobernor nor pin fin 1 choti tc seems to want to adopt the orphan 1 1 0 o 01 aj RELIEF committees all oi er tile the court coun j try in preparing for the it worst or t are acting very cry vil wisely selY usually oliell you prepare for the worst it get that bad 19 W 0 O 0 0 c I 1 I 1 ir IF THE and prohibition caused the depression in tile the united states what caused the one h in great MUM Dilt aln I 1 TIIU THE first tiling thing aou ou know that senate committee 0 nin littee investigating bishop cannon Is going to prove that some Ile Republic publican all leaders were mere actually opposed to al smith in ill the 1928 campaign aw W 0 1 I IT IS sald said that tile lie new books presented to tile the american reading public this fall will mill be greatly improved in quality it Is to be leoned that all of the lin hit pro provement ull not lot be in ili the quality of 0 tile mail bind gs 3 and paper 1 ae y we f 0 o ACCORDING to the financial news uncle sam has more than halt half the w supply of gold well where is it anyhow I 1 seems about as hard to find these dais as a cull collar ar button that rolls under tile the chiffonier I 1 a ay IF mama main wants stant to be convinced that she as as site used to be let her try on one of those empress eugenia hats in front of if a high power mirror 1 cb 0 O I 1 THE depression has made things easier for tile the chronic loafer lie he no longer has to invent excuses for not working as he did bak back it in 1929 I 1 0 M o 0 0 1 well we me dont know whether r pros I 1 1 Is just around the corner or not but tile the football season is 0 S I 1 1 REMEMBER tile good old days when then ou oil have anything an thing more important to worry morry about than vili whether ether the giants or tile the yankees would mould win ili the world series d v f I 1 IF governor alfalfa bill murray keeps on using its ills militia freely lie he Is going to get himself blackballed by libby of these some daas i p ift 41 I 1 I 1 WE know one thin thing right now we lie are e in faor of a five day week meek tor for radio sopranos S 0 1 i w j 0 00 0 O 0 IT IS sa bald t that at dussias Rus sias cotton crop adil ile ill tills Is vear ear u will b be sixty per cent greater than lat fact car wonder how much greater it 11 will be next nett jear ear if A american growers decide not to raise any RINGS KINGS of the financial world no longed attend prize lights they have plenty of fighting nom nowadays at home when the wife wants 75 S cents to get her shoes halt soled miami dally news I 1 0 W A BOSTON pilot flew over oer ills his home and dropped 15 to ills his u wife ife after slie she phoned him at the airport and told him that she needed it immediately certainly not the first man to go up in the air when his uffe asks tor for money cincinnati enquirer I 1 anew wac reat or OF course one way y G great britain could reduce expenses would mould be to cut down her navy which illch Is much larger titan any other in tile the world but you heard anybody an body over there suggest that have vou ell i 0 ab 0 I 1 BRITISH politicians get a bit acrimonious at times but when the pound sterling Is in ili danger they have late a way of getting together in ili amity 0 41 ANOTHER college professor isor ksor ins his a lie file year plan for saving the me vt world not but what mint the world seems to need Is fewer plans ans and more jobs 2 t A seer in new ne w york says the lorld Is shaped like n soup bowl boul well anyhow most of its dinha inha inhabitants tans now seen seem to be in the soup JUDGING from frap 4 alie ti e way they talk bout about ru Un ropes war debts some of those college professors who hae been speaking at must not advocate teaching an thing in arithmetic excepting cancellation 0 NOW that uncle san sam has traded wheat to israll braill tor for coffee we me are expecting the militant wets mets to come forward with mith a proposition to trade cotton to germany for beer ab 1 I LOTS JOTS of mothers who cant bear the thought of daughter growing groning up and getting married when daughter Is still ten years year of age will change their minds 1 and d go husband hunting when daughter arrives at the age of twenty 0 0 al O ITS all right to compliment it a man by calling ailing him blut a broad guage person bull it text on try that complimentary term erni on n al a woman you had better be a little more specific j I 1 I 1 1 ONCE in awhile some pessimist tells Us u thil that abos boa are not flot as all husky and aruis masculine ai to be and i we aiwas like to remind him that the fhe years tears ago the joling men nore more ts ANOTHER thin tiling america needs is a college that bitont e gle he a auth any more education than hf his intelligence can bear san francisco chronicle 4 W statistics show t that 1 bat rural residents receive sei seventeen enteen tin times e s as much mail its as they send blitch shuns that while farmers are included in many sucker lits lists they are too mise to bite seattle times 4 fl 0 IF a movie sea scat t had file ane arms man would mould some onie nay may for one person perso 0 n to rest rat ills his elbows on all of them miami dally news |