Show I 1 I 1 al t I 1 I 1 I 1 t dads 11 1 I 1 ti I 1 I 1 t I 1 column I 1 I 1 1 1 4 wa 1 I ar AFRAID OF LUTION rO or OF POISON CREE K wednesday of this week a flock of sheep were noticed grazing on the mountain side elde south of our city the attention of dad was called to this tact fact by Boc seeney ney of the quality shop with the remark that should be stopped at once by the city authorities said mr westfield why asked the dull newspaper man what harm carl can they do away up tip there the danger of polluting po the waters of 0 poison creek came the prompt reply afia sfia F a fi PARK CITY i DURING JULY thero there were crimes committed in salt lake in july that were reported to police officers according to the uniform crime reports of american cities issued by the bureau of investigation united states department of justice washington D C I 1 i the offenses tenses of are divided as follows manslaughter Wari slaughter by negligence 1 robbery 5 aggravated assault 1 burglary 64 larceny over 50 2 larceny under 50 56 auto theft number of offenses lenses of in other utah cities contained in the report follow logan an 9 murray 4 ogden park ci city 0 provo 7 and Spring springville ville 4 afi S S 5 B fi lets ASK SENATOR SMOOT TO DO LIKEWISE A movement to induce the government to retrain refrain from issuing new 1 bula bills and to replace soiled and workout bills with silver dollars was suggested to the junior I 1 chamber of commerce by william B R eaton danvers Den vers representative in congress at the chambers weekly luncheon 1 st at denver last week eaton asserted colorado as a 9 silver producing state should start such a movement and set an example to the rest of the country by demanding silver instead of paper money QUITE appropriate says an exchange it has been sug I 1 nested that the emperor ot of japan decorate colonel lindbergh with the order of the rising sun aa B W T LA I 1 EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS the employment ot of more than workers on state highways in the united states during july has not only improved i many miles of road tor for the automobilists lut but it has done a big part toward putting I 1 the country on the road to prosperity a A vi a a fi TOM MORRIS IMPROVING what will sill be decidedly pleasing news to the hosts of friends of mr air and mrs 6 thos thoa 0 morris ot of this city and Keetle keetley yI Is the information conveyed in a letter received yesterday from mrs morris telling ot of the improved condition of mr morris the lady and gentleman has been at palo alto california for several weeks week I 1 past liast because of the serious illness of mr mi i morris the letter in part follows I 1 I 1 mr morris Is slowly recovering recover hig from j a avery very serious operation performed three weeks ago at the veterans hospital in J palo alto by a san ran francisco specialist ciali t J 1 the hospital Is a wonderful institution institution athe r the doctors and nurses the very best to i bo be had and tom has received the best 11 i possible pos sibl care and attention palo alto la Is dijt a very pretty place the climate very deit 1 rable si and the people very kind we have bave met so some re a former park city people y who have been very thoughtful and kind f t to us mr and mrs jack fitzgerald mr I 1 i and anal mrs chet verran and others we jl I 1 are always glad to see them ahm and always always K glad to get the old home paper the ii record the address of mrs morris Is mid road palo alto california itom f tom old boy you are missed terribly if at your work at keetley and by your I companions and friends both there and 1 I 1 in park city so please hurry and get back to good old utah 8 SENATOR NATOn SE REED SMOOT GIVES f CHEER TO SIM ITES 1 before the members of the junior gi chamber ot of commerce in salt lake wed nes dav night senator reed eced smoot furnished a thrill of pleasure and increased hops hope to silver advocates advocat er which means the entire population ot of utah when he i earnestly predicted that the united states will call an international conference to discuss silver allver emphatically declaring that personally he would go 90 f anywhere in the world and do anything that would help the silver situation I 1 in our humble opinion senator it if you would go to washington D C and S have a heart to heart talk with president 1 hoover thus convincing him that by im med mediately calling such a conference he would not only acquire undying tame fame but would be doing the greatest good tor for america and the world at large ever achieved by any former president this heaired result would be attained with t following prosperity and plenty as a reward I 1 lor for your efforts ii a fi a fi BE THANKFUL the man who gets mad over what a county newspaper says saya about him should return thanks three times a day tor for what lt it knows and say eay about him I 1 BOOB TIMES WILL COME IN A HURRY I 1 william 0 shepherd the writer and traveler recently concluded an article in colliers weekly as follows lol lows when I 1 reached new york from abroad the other day I 1 found that most people seemed to think that no prosperity could come to the united states until all the rest of the nations were set ret right all balderdash there are plenty of places in the world that will bounce back like rubber balls as soon eoon as we start upward and that Is why I 1 think the return ot of good times will not be a slow blow drag but will come in a hurry is f 1 tc abe atho following excerpts are taken from scotch atch as 03 compiled by F V gregory fit it was a who sent his apata pat to the cobblers to be soled and heeled A scotchman discovered a previous 11 r 1 customers tip beside his plate in a restaurant he summoned the waitress 1 I found this beside my plate he told her im a sportsman ill match ye lor for it it was a scotchman who walked into adaily a dairy and asked tor for a pound of butter wrapped up into paper I 1 A scotchman was told by his doctor that his bis wife should have had her ton sils ells taken out when she was a little girl he had the operation performed and sent the bill to tola his tather father ln in law the idea tor for slow motion pictures came to its inventor while watching two men scotch men reaching for the lunch check sandy pulled out his handkerchief and a set of false teeth hit the desk the auld wo omans mans he explained picking I 1 them up 1 I caught her eating between meals christmas eve the scotchman looked at his little jamie as he lay slumbering sighing he took a heavy pistol pisto I 1 from a drawer lie he crept to the window A loud report shook the cottage father cried jamie wakening irom from his sleep what was that noised noise 1 santa claa claus replied the scotchman santa claw claus just committed suicide Bul clde a a a 5 GOOD TIMES TEMES HAVE REACHED DETROIT good times are gradually working their way out west the test fast ot of the week henry ford called back 0 of his former employed emp loyes and put them to work tuesday now we are patiently awaiting the realization ot of senator Pitt mans prediction of 60 cent silver which would mean ru 12 more a than that number of miners eing being b put back to work in this western section a tenth of that number resuming work in the paik city mining district |