Show m s RIO ke I 1 t 1 FR ay W ernect t CAMP JQ NEW YORK new yorkers at a football game display as much college spirit ns as a hird bard h b ird ard ot of creditors at a bankruptcy meeting it if one ot of them cuts loose with a lusty yell somebody has stepped on his foot to the bard burdened ened new yorker a football game like everything else Is a beez alss iss proposition it if the team he staked five bucks upon Is a compla touchdowns up or down why get steamed up about it he drop fifty grand in wall street on consolidated soap and did he bat an eyelash the only real reason why these birds attend the games in person Is to enable the mrs to show oft off the new chinchilla coat it if they had their way about it they would stay home and follow the days investments by radio 0 say pop did they let that touchdown count er dont clont bother me now sor eor lets see ive got ten on army and gave six points five on penn live five on dartmouth and got twelve points ten on notre dame the say pop what state Is illinois in lora lord welle im surprised at you er ask your mother 0 0 one new yorker has figured out a way to prevent his dogs from being run 0 ver over by automobile alter after seeing two pete killed in this manner he be decided tu to teach his own animals to take better care ot ol themselves so he taught them six of them to jbv traffic signals with a police whistle he taught them to cross the street at one blast to stop pt et two if they dont see a policeman they watch the traffic lights never it Is said do they cross against a red ilist light just to prove as it if it needed proving that new york Is just a big hick town ther theres e a a horseshoe pitching parlor near mad madison lson square garden carden I 1 during the five rush on broadway tho the other day a sidewalk fakir wes was veiling felling imported german watches worth 65 5 at twenty five cents a throw they went like hot cakes just as fast as he could grab them out of a shabby black bag theres there a one born every minute said barnum he must have known hla his broadway every street comer almost in new york Is occupied by someone with a box of apples and a sign unemployed buy apples the fruit interests who furnish the signs tree free and the first box on credit pre said to be cleaning up one of unemployed Is said to have earned al 51 51 in one day even unemployment has become a racket tsee see the weeks best story has to do with the mara tunney court battle martin littleton the famous lawyer acting counsel tor for mara was quizzing tunney on the witness stand the fiery little barrister flung out a verbal thrust that stung the retired champion who clenched his fists and poked out his lower jaw jal now row cow pleaded littleton please dont look at me melike like that mr tunny for you are a very chap while im just a young fellow ellow trying to get along new york things I 1 like the chrysler tower silver against a sunset sky of rose manhattan at dusk viewed from the upper level of manhattan bridge the lower manhattan skyline viewed irom from the harbor T the h e pigeons on the plaza of the new york public library the dirigible los angeles flying over town at night the windows at lord taylors twilight strolling on fifth avenue the spaghetti at Cam carusos sos hoboken beer pay day |