Show record brownings Brow sings not enough tone storekeeper 1 I dont like tho ring ol of this bait dollar customer what do you want tor for fifty cents a peal ot of bells no fingerprints Fingerprint i safety first remarked the detectives son eon as he donned rubber gloves glover to raid ild the jam closet fr 01 the author well wall how bow did you like my play you think the church my scene cene real realistic the critic lo 10 intensely so why a great many of us actually went to sleep while it was on 4 only explanation this taximeter cant misrepresent any thing said the driver the matter inquired the passenger Is it broke aw when satiated teacher robert give me a sentence using the word satiate bobby 1 I took mamie jones to a picnic last summer and ill satiate quite a 0 lot 0 0 0 franker than mot most B ROS BROS GARAGE dodge work a specialty 4 1110 40 red ink LOST A fountain pen by a young m man an full ot of ink return to review of alce an exchange 4 41 fool her pop just think those ruins are 2000 years old mom aw gwan its only 1929 now 0 OO proved Is there a word in the english language that contains all the vowels unquestionably what Ls la it 1 I 1 just told you 0 0 40 V 0 probably the lion and the lamb had just lain down toge therAs tor for me remarked the lion should like to be called at in the morning said the lamb iamb dont bother to call me ill probably get up when the lion does aw 0 inspired religion A little girl returned home to her parents after taking her musical exam In atlon they asked her how she had got on very well I 1 think she answered what was the examiner like quite a nice man and so religious in the middle of one of my pieces he put his head in his hands and said oh heavens heaven sl oh heavens heave nsf 1 very reverently 0 0 Q 4 0 O patriotic warden have you ever been in any european jails prisoner ano no my motto has been to see america first 0 0 11 af 0 delicate the farmer say dont you see that sign private no fishing allowed the fisherman PI 1 I never read anything marked private 0 optimism wife john have to take that ball away from baby he hit sister on the head with it john yes dear but you should have seen the curve the little cuss had on it 0 O 40 0 C she knew it first father knows youre going to marry s sister ister I 1 heard him talking about it the other day but I 1 know it myself until last night ob she told you too did she ehe 0 49 between two to fires the young doctor and his friend the drug clerk were sitting at the club window when a richly dressed woman passed there goes the only woman I 1 ever loved sighed the young M D so queried the other then why dont you marry her cant afford it ashes my best pati i ent no nope hop edith chavent you and jack been engaged long enough to get married ethel to long he got a cent left 01 00 4 O napping clapping in tho the breeze bill jones says that they always refer I 1 to sailboats as she bhe because they make the best showing in a strong breeze 0 O 0 40 0 a one of 0 the duties of the court it Is reported that a habitual imbiber was recently taken before judge don said the court severely young toung ma man I 1 believe that this Is the fourth time you I 1 have been brought before me on a charge 0 of f drunkenness prisoner dont ask me judge youre ru supposed to keep the score 40 A local woman says that she always knew that golf was an old mans game because she heard her husband speak only the other day about playing with a man in the eighties 40 40 0 agreed at last it Is reported anat a local teacher and the mother of one of her pupils were having a discussion over the progress being made by the son of the latter in his r school chool work it Is also reported that they were not in agreement said the mother well im absolutely certain that willy is trying teacher yes tes he certainly la very trying 0 40 0 01 try this beg pardon maam said the butler but your son has just eloped with the cook i yes I 1 put him up to it replied mrs eppson ashes the best cook we ever had ind I 1 want to lose her quito quite A turn r H he e how old are yo you she ive just turned twenty three he poh oh I 1 see thirty two 40 0 4 i C no cloture why does the senator keep talking in that rambling way I 1 dont doat know chati tint i hes aiming at do you t sure I 1 do hes filibustering ug to keepe keep his daughter from singing 4 W ills ilia reward she just think henry weve were we ve never nera had a cross word 11 he ano no mame maine aint I 1 the patient cuss |