Show aw by arthur brisbane bris BEATING THE MOON SINKABLE LIFE GUARDS A NOBLE EFFORT A WOM WOMAN AT 49 men have already beaten the moon in its journey around the earth the moons trip takes a little more than twenty seven days filers have made the trip in twenty three days beating the moon around the earth Is one achievement the next will be to TIE the sun in its apparent journey around the earth with machines flying 1000 miles an ail h hour ou r gentlemen wanting a prolonged sun bath will be able to fly directly under the sun following it around the earth for twenty tour hours or longer new york yolks s civil service commission investigated the qualities ot of life guards hired by politicians to protect new york cites beaches they were supposed to dash into the boiling surf stiff and save the drowning it was found that of guards 15 swim a stroke 18 more moie refused to risk the swimming test in the water they thought it too dangerous in the words of mr cook of los angeles imagine their embarrassment when anyone cried help there may be something in the statement that politicians are not fit to attend to any kind of business in new york they certainly are not fit to select life guards when a gasoline launch exploded on north bay ontario a priest a man and wife and their two children were thrown into the water all ali but the father perished with hla his two little children one aged two years one only a month old to in his arms the father endeavored to swim to the shore a mile away but exhausted he was obliged to drop the children he reached the shore alone it was as a noble effort the only difference between a father and a mother in su such h a case Is that THE MOTHER WOULD HAVE DIED WITH THE DREN ethel 1 barrymore forty nine years old yesterday told friends she he was wa enjoying lle life as B much as an ever she bho ought to be enjoying life MORE than ever for an lute intelligent 11 woman real life be gi atea na at forty nine wise providence w wont ant let women do important mental w work much 1 I before fifty up to I that age nature intends women to be busy with children roy chapman andr andrews aws searching for strange things in central asia reports finding an extinct monster as big as the woolworth building such an animal if 1 carnivorous could carry home in its lt mouth a couple of big elephants and walk through an ordinary city crushing buildings as it went but it had a small head little or no thinking power that Is why it la is no longer with vs us A great nation and good pace maker Is canada this years canadian crop bushels breaks all records and canadians have just dedicated a national park in the northern part of the province of saskatchewan acres in extent doing things in a big way Is canadas habit and tills this country Is glad to have so able and friendly a neighbor un uncle ae sam contributed to canadas wheat wheat growers when he dug the panama canal letting all nations use it on the same came terms as ourselves through that canal canadians in the north northwest west c can an deaver wheat in europe much more cheaply than our middle western tanners farmers can deliver it I 1 jiggs saw a woman yesterday stop on the street turn down her stocking and dig out a flea what do you think of that that must be a case of the wicked flee where no man fursueth purs 11 |