Show just paragraphs A lot of little boys wild who used to play tag have now biown up and become traffic cops 4 the T h e park city boy mho ho cant decide vh whether e th er it is best to marry a good looking girl or a COOK better take the cook he ee might die of indigestion while the good looking one was learning aw 40 W A hobby Is generally a mans best as set sef right up 0 jo o the time it carries mm him to the door ol of the insane asylum w 40 qa As we understand it the chief fault with hair restorers Is that they dont restore 4 10 aw its pretty hard to find a park city man who can remember tour four ot of the ten commandments but any of them can name at least twenty makes of auto mobiles 10 the budget system Is a thing that enables a country to tell in advance just now how much money it Is 15 going to waste 0 W the old saying that all men are fools Is 13 correct only a single man reminded ot of it five or six elx times a a day aw after the average park city mart man has been married 30 or 40 years he have to worry about what to get his wife for or her birthday he goes out and buys her a new coffee pot ap 41 0 O 0 it if fleas have to have a home why dont doltl they stick to the cat instead ot of picking on a good tellow fellow like a dog e 40 no citizen ot of park city Is in need ot of eyeglasses so long as a dollar looks bigger to him when it is going out than it looks when it la is coming in W you may get tired of 0 seeing your wife while you are well but she sure good to you while youre sick what has become of th the a 0 old id fashioned woman aho vho ho used to her white petticoat by forgetting to fasten her placket in the rear aw 40 W sometimes we meet a part park city man who gives us the impression that ho he only reads the bible because he wants to ho be able to argue with a preacher aw 4 A family may consist ot of five or six grown boys and yet not have enough money to waste on take fake oil stock aw aw A chicago paper says A single policeman licked eve men mea wonder how many a married policeman could have licked any park city man who wants to get rich quick might try inventing a radio set that will work perfectly when theres company in the house 40 41 0 marriage Is that part ol of a girls we life that comes between the lipstick and the broomstick I 1 0 40 mighty few people are ever satisfied ev even an tho the redheaded red headed man mail hates to think ho he la is getting bald 40 0 they had a fire in battle creek creeds a few days daya ago so now we can call bookfor look for something new in breakfast foods the reason a wife do much rejoicing when her husband hands her two dollars on saturday night Is because she knows ho he will be around to borrow it along about tuesday W V 41 revolution seems to be making as much trouble in augua as evolution does in this country 40 4 40 barbers may not believe in giving discounts but always willing to take something off tor for cash 40 W 41 it would tie much happier for a lot of 0 people in heaven it if they could enjoy a trip to earth every now and then the lust just to see how much trouble other people are in 0 44 some fellows seem to think that americanism consists in cussing bussing the alien because he be has so BO little and then cussing bussing a 96 little later on because he haaso nag so much aw maybo maybe the reason they no longer use liquor in this country to christen ships Is because it would burn bum a hole in the null hull aw ab it seems strange to think that there was a time when a woman spent as many hours putting polish on a 0 stove as she now spends putting powder on her face V fr fr 49 when the americans and british say it with bullets the chinese have less trouble understanding 10 41 another form of waste consists in killing a perfectly good sheep to make parchment tor for a college diploma r W 40 its about time now to drag out last springs sul tand see if it is good tor for another mues W 41 some peoples idea of roughing it Is driving in a sedan with one window lowered the main trouble with the lellow fellow who has seen better days Is that he always wants to use up your valuable time tn in telling you about it 10 41 this Is also the season ahen bon a lellow fellow finds out right alter after he has eaten tl th whether they were toadstools toad stools or sm mu rooms looms 40 aw aw what has become ot of the old bashlin beau who used to encounter the pot poll of many pins when he put his t S around his girls waist |