Show just paragraphs some people marry tor for money and then profess to be terribly disappointed because a love Is not thrown in lor for good r measure ea su r e 40 4 41 now and then we run across a park city man who seems to be worrying tor for tear fear he wont get his share of the trouble that Is always going round 40 4 dont sneer at the poor fellow who was waa tempted and tell fell it II you made a tool fool of yourself theres plenty ol of time left to do it in 0 0 ap now Is a good time to see that the garden rake and lawn mower are in shape it wont be long until y your on r neighbor will want to borrow it aw WW we recently heard of a park city man who Is so absentminded absent minded that he g got 0 t u up P in the night to get his wile wife a d dose os of medicine and drank it b himself im elf qa aw 0 the fellow w who ho rattles the bones of his ancestors in order t to 0 make a loud noise ise Is seldom heard of outside of his own precinct this Is a tough old world it if you are not disappointed in love you are almost certain to be in marriage w 4 aw another thing that makes the average park city boy mad Is that the world war increased the price ol of everything but soap and castor oil aw 4 41 in the old countries they call the leisure claw class noblemen over here we still reler refer to them as hobles hoboes ho hob boes w 0 W we heard the other day ot of one virginia town that Is so BO dry they have to pin on their postage stamps 1 W 6 w the park city motorist who buys his tires from a mall mail order house ought to get his tree free air and water from the same place 40 4 aw you Y can cure bacon by smoking but it la ona a wi well w I iff known wn tact fact that 5 you on cant cure tobacco habit the same way 04 aw maybe it would help some it if the government would otter offer prizes to the I 1 couples that stay married fifty years I 1 f I 1 when a park city young man has two I 1 girls to choose from our advice to him aim Is to take the first one he can get most people lavor favor a bonus tt 11 the law makers wui will remove the us ua from the taxpaying end ot of tt it 0 40 40 maybe luther burbank Burban lc had 21 an n ide idea a what the styles would be in ia 1927 2 7 a and d why he put more e yes eyes in the potato av some park city men figure a long time over what they would do it if certain things happen and then when they do happen they find that the figures are lost aw fashion took the hatpin away from woman and left her with nothing but an automatic revolver with which to defend hersell herself ab 40 aw another trouble in this country Is theres too much talk about enforcing laws and not enough talk about obeying them aw everything else about an auto MY may stop but the payments will always run on 41 its a pity that the tha old chaps who are now willing to plod along in the mud and mire cant have sri an extension of life long enough to enjoy the good roads loads that are coming coining later on aw the price ot of everything has gone up so much that nobody even otters offers you a penny tor for your thoughts any more 0 0 aw some fellows never know the time ot of day until the sun makes a straight shadow in the middle ot of the road 40 4 we need tear fear nobody y now panama has signed up to light fight with us it if we get into war aw 0 40 the pedestrian has the right ot of way everywhere so long as he get in front ot of the automobile 0 40 4 another trouble with the world Is too many girls would rather be up in the new slang words than in the recipes in a new cools cook book |