Show clipped comment what makes life so hard is that the th e fellow with the small salary always has big bills it if every woman was as keen about keeping sweet as she is about keeping young declares tom paull divorce lai would starve to death a 61 A tat fat woman starves herself tor to three days and loses three tees and then to celebrate the event eats a dish of ice cream and gains three pounds ap AD W why is it asks sweeney 3 that beauty and work never are close companions companion v jim watson says that maybe abbe the reason why women cry at weddings dings Is because rilar married ried themselves 0 the season is here when the park city man who cant afford to travel enjoys enjoy tt it more than the man who can 40 4 weve also noticed in our rounds that no man is a hero in his old home town mothers day comes on sunday but it if father ever has one it will come on friday along with the other poor fish 0 3 b its a little early to start wishing but so tar far as park city is concerned we hope next spring wont let the overcoat and the straw hat travel so close together A few years ago it was hard to get one broadcasting station and now its hard to keep from getting a dozen at a time 0 0 they say that not all the shocks in russia como from earthquakes some come from getting a square meal I 1 y fl W r W I 1 another thing we dare any park rity city man to 0 o explain is why a ford runabout darts around like it was anxious to bite a piece out of a five 1 1 1 truck 0 wv r v i f it atiat whenever we e start to save up lor for a rainy day the sun always comes out and stays out if the great nations may be ba burying their hatchets but marking the spot so they can dig them up in fall a hurry when they need them maybe the reason you dont see sao some park city men v ith their wives oftener Is they never know where to locate them 4 a the first thing to do when going into a restaurant is to forget the time when you could get gei a square meal tor for a quarter 5 1 0 I in the matter ot of advice most men believe that it is better to give than to receive we suppose the time will never come when the average park city woman wont get mad it if she has to stop reading to thread a needle tor or her husband the bedbug bed bug is if the tha low brow ot of the insect race but theres no record to be had ot of one ot of them ever starving to death gotico weve noticed e d that about every two wrecks weeks a girl of 0 16 meets the only oily fellow she ever did love 0 0 0 it take an ad in a matrimonial paper for some park city garly to le let everybody know they nant a husband there woul int be so many divorces it if women were as unselfish about other things ns as they arg arc about riving their a piece of their mind |