Show ra gs il FLIVVER 11 SAM ej you say youve had yoila your car three years and yet you cant identity identify it its been three months since ive see seen n fit it ali ah in storage eh no my bly daughter has learned to drive honey what was the cause of 0 Reg gies social downfall seen why he was riding with miss Rock bilt ablit and when the car stopped he got out and looked under the front seat for the gas tank 4 0 some tool drivers are killed but says charley wright seldom by a blow on the head ap 0 o 0 0 o the fair young thing had just been fined 25 tor for speeding oil oh judge ahe said ive only go cot t ten dollars debars la in my purse could I 1 open a charge account aw 0 01 now that they have cosed the saloons to save our boys and since they cannot close the garages to save our girls they might at least close the side roads some folks have saved tor for araina day only to have their eyes filled with dust kicked up by the limousine ot of speeding splurge rs W 0 O there lies jones with a lily in hla his hands bands if I ile he needed new linings in his old brake bands V 0 0 0 why not place the license number on the front bumper says dr dark clark so go that it will be stamped on oil the ped estrala as evidence e aw the fellow who told tod us to hitch our wagon to a star muy may have looked ahead and beheld the coming parking problem r f watch your step and tile the other f fellows bilows steering Q 41 0 1 ed in motor car this controls the brake it is put on oil quickly in ccase case of emergency ilia girl oll oil I 1 see something like a kimona t 0 V elevator Ele valor ailts lilts lit employee on head will Hc lle cover elevators are hardy brutes at the ilia samo same time thero there sh elioud aud be a law to prevent employed emp loyes from crossing an elevator shaft NIlle traffic Is in motion 7 4 0 f j jt dont t argue e with tile the traffic bull butter better be bawled out than abaied bai ed ap e fy D A BAR RUN KUN well what kind of a run lid did Y you on have today asked the engl engi ners ders wife as they sat down to their evening meal very unusual we lilt bit a single motor car on oil any of the crossings during the entire trip the shiftless driver is always known by the creak ip in the wi wheels beels of his cart to hold the respect of your competitors advertise your strength your weaknesses win surely pub t themselves hem selves w at w boc ks the hand t that 1 i rocks the roadster is the hand band that wrecks the world 0 O 0 0 7 0 A good name for the flivver is booster says jim obrien len because it knocks so much SITUA altro T I 1 ON V WANTED experienced swimmer would like a position as a traffic cop in venice 4 0 Q A travel ng salesman informs us that he cant sleep at home unless someone rocks the bed and throws cinders in ills his eyes I 1 40 40 cheer up litt little 1 e railroad do not cry youre sure to be fin an air route by and by 1 am b y its is all a matter of viewpoint what is romance to some deop e is downright to oabe others Is wife george a horrible t thing hl g has happened you know that mouse trop trap you brought home well theres a mouse in it I 1 1 aw 4 aw lots of novels are written tor for stenographers to read during bustness business hours and few spelling books |