Show PEOPLE AND EVENTS the discovery ot of a new slice of land north ot of siberia will materially increase the cold storage facilities of russia one of the finest tests testa ot of optical nerve to Is to look a man mail straight in the eye without blinking in the glare of his diamond stickpin however new york Is cheered by assurance of a substantial increase in the lobster crop exclusive ot of those w who ho broke into the polo grounds credit tor for originality as well as novelty must bo be awarded doston boston the city has entered suit for or damages against a contractor for failure allure to complete a school building on contract time the theory that indigestion Is the cause of crime Is now advanced in print the original author of the theory advanced it by firing a slab blab of bard hardshell shell pie at the cook the change denotes progress aneke jans heirs will have to hurry burry A descendant of old pete men alen alt who bought manhattan island with a string of beads has put in a claim tor for the whole property properly his claim will be adjudicated if the glants giants win the worlds pennant it to la evident that gov richard Ill chard L metcalfe te of the panama zone has abandoned all hope of high alfice in nebraska otherwise he would not permit his photograph adorned with a plug bat to escape to the mainland for or publication A creased felt does not comport with the dignity of a salary no matter how doleful things may appear an irishman finds some way of driving a shaft of humor through the gloom over in belfast a protestant baker who discarded orange col ored wrappers on loaves sold to catholic customers has been charged with disloyalty and boycotted by the or angelen during the absence ot of the bees poetic editor at the worlds series his sub batted out of the st louis globe democrats Demo crata box the poem be a friend of man credited to dr henry kelman which appeared in a recent issue both credit and caption are a mistake the lamented poetic philosopher sam walter foss FOSE wrote the verses under the title the house by the side of the road hoad |