Show M ia S i A i H im MM 1 I 1 1 ELECTRIC SPARKS t f there is iio nothing thing worse than a rainy wa washday except two rainy washdays wash days f T italy is anxious to have its turkey done brown 4 S A chicago architect is said to have arrived at tho the conclusion after careful study of the subject that the capitol at washington cannot last more than years colonel bryan would better get a sprint on same as bacon this season ason streak ot of tat fat ind streak of lean streak of cool and streak of warm 44 b mrs leslie carters press agent I 1 ii again having her sued for ae the price of the clothes she never had 4 4 some people are so unlucky they would be run over by a pushcart instead of an automobile V IF fa italy is wise it starts its war in the fall just when the italian visitors to america are getting home biome with their earnings V W V T V W now that his foes have been ousted dr wileys job like the products he guards is guaranteed pure food and drugs V W V W S W we have to have org organization antion has passed unto its immortal place in the pages of the political joe miller joke book 1 if the perfect nife ife as ve we understand it Is the one who assures her husband that tobacco smoke improves lace curtains i S now that reciprocity has been disposed of the country can once more revert to the consideration of the tariff the whole tariff and nothing but the tariff S T f T V T although the death rate in new york lowers steadily it Is getting harder and harder to live there W Z W A georgia admirer says that hoke smith has pounds of pull but it weighed that way in washington T T 6 john D Is boasting that he is descended from the arly kings of france scotland and spain it if we had a lot of poor relations in europe we would have kept it quiet T W S T T it would be a fine thing for this country if italy would call home all of her black handers to help fight the turks r the situation seems to boll boil down to this the more gold there there is the less we have T IV W attorney general wickersham is determined to force the wall paper trust to the wall as it were IF T V f V next time the prophets meet in washington the saloons should have their signs read welcome profits 4 t la in his perplex perplexity tty over the selection of his canadian cabinet we suggest geratto to mr borden that he let the washington correspondents do it in the usual way 4 41 col bryan deploring the reciprocity outcome says he spent the last ten days in canada that explains it sir wilfred laurier Laio rier had bryan runn running ing with reciprocity S IF V W mr bryan has no word to say lor for that distinguished democrat aiom he once supported ailton all ton B D parker barker secretary fisher has returned from alaska with the rheumatism amt country gave his predecessor sor all kinds of troubles fr jack John johnsons zons lecture to the clergymen on the ethics of boxing was not as well attended as the one he delivered to jeffries f admiral chadwick says admiral schley aas justified in looping the loop at santiago those on the spanish fleet there never had any reason to doubt it ac I 1 the slice of turkey the italians propose to take I 1 is admittedly wild and tough A new york can candidate didat for sheriff r 1 Is campaigning in in an a automobile ut 1 i hearse very suggestive business tor for the undertaker |