Show 4 4 I 1 STORY OF A BANQUET J T 3 M i 4 H t aim i last week fourteen prominent members of 0 a prominent local organ announced to their ladles ladies a banquet would be given at alch which B they would be the guests of honor the ladies looked forward to the event with pleasure but ales alasi they were doomed to disappointment the gallant gentlemen for various reasons called the banquet off the ladies just to show that in utah they are mens equal and often their sifi superior arranged to have a spread and to exclude the men who had disappointed them the event took place last night at society hill and a jilly time resulted the menu was elaborate and varied the toasts numerous numera us and witty aud and the speeches pointed and rather sotiri cal ngien alluding to certain gentlemen the program according to an eavesdropper was about as follows the toast mistress being mrs lira job john F P welsh the day we celeb celebrated rated ri nearly early mrs P J tallon recitation the feast that never canie came mrs L M dialogue those men ryan byan song the broken promise mrs al J mcgill our absent brothers miss mary alary shields and husbands mrs C H hayes and sweethearts I 1 miss mary leahy our secret gan can we keep one miss mmble cunningham Cunning haim when we meet again mrs J L durkin how about it I 1 mine host I 1 duet send the bill to papa misses kathryn cunningham and gertrude mclaughlin recitation in unison they i make good but we did i entire company AA the conclusion condu eion of the merry banquet the banquet in a body went to K X of C meeting and the members were compelled to sim suspend spend business introductory remarks were made by all the ladies at aa the same time menus were presented to the men who attempted and failed and in an invitation extended to them to go end see how the ladies could dean clean dishes without w washing shang them the mho mies ladies came saw and conquered philp the men saw heard and contracted into an almost indistinguishable nothingness by the alie joi jolly lying of the jolly ladies |