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Show Did It Ever Occur to You . ' .: That its' hot the fellow 'that makes the biff' "holler" ihat 1 counts but the one who keeps "pounding away." - That the people of Lark ap-- ap-- predate the efforts of the News in its efforts to secure county lights for that little camp. That Dominic Tappero Bingham's Bing-ham's young - boxer is getting popular -with., the fight . fans at the Hippodrome in Salt Lake City. ;.. . That there has never yet been a man so efficient that some-one else could'nt follow in his trail. That rumor says the little fire man has joined the Temperance Union and since that time his companion has been very lone- some. t ' That Tom McMullen is kept ' pretty busy these nights, with not much time for rest. Never worry, Tom, the Bingham boys are always willing to be taught. That men who used to try to hide a whiskey breath now advertise ad-vertise it. . f That the jazziest Jazzers of the State will furnish the music for the Fireman's Masquerade on the 15th. Bring along your best girl, even if you have to go to Salt Lake to get her. ... . .. . . That inability to ,get . rich quick causes much unrest. That God created human nature na-ture but man acquires his own habits. :.. That we failed to find the following fol-lowing paragraph in a book which contained famous words of women; "Oh, let the old dishes dish-es go until we come back?" That be sure you have the right of way, then look out f or the bird who imagines he has got it. That when the English people get their King off the throne they will wonder why they kept him there so long. That to get up in the world one should get up in the morning. morn-ing. That its alright to slap a man on the back but don't talk about him behind it. That in spite of all the champion cham-pion liar has said about us, wj have never yet met him person? ally and are in no ways anxious to do so. That we extol the merits of our Volunteer Fire Departments because we have seen them work and know of their efficiency. : That when you know your wife can read you like a book its near time you turned over a new leaf. That there is said to be an automobile au-tomobile for every eight persons yet seven will crowd into a Ford. That the "They shall not pass" slogan can now be changed to "It shall not pass we mean the bonus of course. That one time in the history of the United States there used to be whiskey salesmen now if a man is known to take a drink he is a criminal. That one of the bad signs of the day is the unsightly billboards bill-boards and they are strung a-round a-round some of the beauty spots oi the country. That according to the bureau of Public Roads Statistics, the State of Utah surfaced over 1 42 miles of road during 1922. That some of the boys felt mighty blue when they learned that Louise had done gone went and got married. |