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Show Stopping The P,per. After you get upon your ear and make up your mind to stop your paper lo make your editor feel humiliated, just poke your linger in water and then pull it out and lock for a hole. Then ymi will know how sadly you are missed. The man who thinks that a paper can't survive without his supoort ought t go of and stay awhile. When he comes back he will find half his friends didn't know he was gone. The other half didn't care a cent, and the world at large hadn't kept any arxou'U of his movements move-ments whatever. Vou will probably find some things in your home paper that you cannot endorse. Even the Bible is rather plain and hits some hard licks. If you were to get mad and burn your, Bible the hundreds ol presses would still be publishing. And what is more, you will sneak around and borrow a copy from your neighbor. It is much better bet-ter to keep your vest pulled down and your subscription paid up. Ex. |