Show MINOR VS M M 0 R I 1 HE HAD HIS WAY MY brush la is masing and my shoehorn cant bo found comb and bruh bruth I 1 cannot bee see my cano la is nowhere nou hero round my tall silk hat Is ruffled up my pens have cone lone astray I 1 but all this woo la Is naught to defor me for babaa shad had his way what though my shoes are minus strings my awry I 1 know this be tokens babes babos been spared a bc be artful cry what though the floor la Is over ever strewn with toy toys by night and day la Is there not pleasure la in the thought that babyn baby bad his way u ay it hurts to have my mustache pulled and games at i 4 a m are not just suited to my mind bat but john Is 6 fond of them and after all it seems to me no man ran can well weli gainsay that there Is 13 lots and lota lots of fun un when baby has bla his way I 1 I 1 so eon son and heir continue on thy happy bleat career neer nr shall thy by daddy interpose to raise tin mt e scalding c aid ing tear what e ler cr dle discomfort comfort comes to me con cease so not thy joyous play As A far as im concerned my boy BO go on and have thy way harper harpers younce people no Vs use in talking it wont do any good to urge e me I 1 mother exclaimed the girl turning with flashing eyes on the elderly matron who stood regarding her intently your mind is firmly made up then la is it mildred I 1 it is I 1 marry oliver peduncle it if he was the last man in the world yet he is what girls generally consider a good match heigho yes he ile is tall and distinguished looking oh yes hes bes tall enough ho ile is unobjectionable la in his habits 1 I dare say and he always looks neat and clean to be sure he has a good income so I 1 have heard ills ilia prospects are excellent glad to hear it lie ile could have his pick of the girls in your set let bluml ilia ills people are among the best and most respectable in the county 1 I have nothing to say against the them in and he be hai haq acted honorably in s speaking speaks to your 5 our father and me before making any attempt to win your affections lie might have saved himself the trouble 1 I wish I 1 knew the reason why you dislike him eo so mildred 1 11 I dont know that I 1 dislike him so very much but you dont love him love him said the proud beauty with another yawn bavi yavi n no mother I 1 never could love a man who does not E cia il out his vest chicago tribune an lNe on ills hands 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 qi 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 1 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 J 0 e life fa let her sob first farmer you say you cant take forty dollars for that cow second farmer cant do it but yesterday you told me sell her for forty dollars 1 I know I 1 did but ill have to back out the matter you see that cow belongs to tto my wife and 1 I she says she will sob herself lier into hys t erles if I 1 sell her it would break her heart all right its no trade 1 I aay say well what is it make it forty five dollars and well let her sob texas sittings siftings when oscar comos comes she laying aown down her paper ocar wilde says there is no real poet in this country he ife I 1 dont doubt it but oscar will change his mind by and by she why ile He Because ho he is coming over to pay us a visit detroit free press they are rivals tou vo see miss koltick tom jack paid you a high compliment today miss indeed what was it miss kostick he ile said you possessed a most remarkable memory you can remember things that happened thirty years ago yankee blade the trunk got there mr air Citi mann where in creation Is that furnished cottage I 1 rented for the summer rural carman hialit over yonder tonder sir behind your cifes trunk new now york weekly makes it doubly hard 1 I always get up in a crowded c car ar and tind give a seat to a lady remarked W edgely lucky dog returned his ills corpulent corpulent leni friend 1 I always have to give up two seats eats chicago news record A slave to society maud run over tolf to mrs rs da do Sw elles and tell her her chimney is on fire 11 1 I cant papa this is wednesday and mrs irs de sn Sw elles day is thursday ill go tomorrow 11 Ilar harpers pers bazar A Canler Canter burled tale in union there be ben strength th my bonno ye dolne warrior dayd AB an ho be lay down to dye upon ills barde and narrow bedden and that I 1 may make straight and clear yo ye meaning of this ibis thing div heed beed to M hat I 1 shew a you here ve ye picture of a magi A mighty kingl yet all alone ills strength may not dene ye foeman which assail his throne I 1 and hang him up on bight hero here Is to ft a king of swarthy hue attired tor for ye fight yet cunning foes may way eko undo ills solitary and this proud king with curling lippe and this ono one tt bych makes four alone may let lot their kingdoms slip alone do no morel yet he who holds within one hande these four fatto kings god pod wot hath need of very lyttle sand gand to scoop the bloomin poll pott harry romaine in life ho he caved we were going through canada and as soon as we entered the queena queens dominions a st louia louis atu who was in the smoking car with us began to talk no petticoat government for me it lo 10 was baying saying 1 I want to get out of this country ai as quick as I 1 can I 1 tell you gentlemen I 1 never did believe in III petticoat government ern ment women are tire all right in their proper spheres Bp heres but when it comes to govern ment 1 r at this hl arn moment nt tho car door opened and tat through gb t tuo lie voluble of f a smoke n stern vis YN aard r spectacled pec t r c led woman presented herself ig that you hiir allram im I 1 gue guess youve I 1 amok smoked ed about enough come back into f toe sleeper it makes me sick and dizzy t to stay bere tic C come 0 O m e hurry up and she held the door open while v lit ae sli she e waited wal ted I 1 and m hiram am meekly followed her without ta a single protest against the homo home article ot of petticoat government govern ment detroit free press I 1 too groat great alk I 1 Y 11 M C 1 I 1 I 1 I t V I 1 7 I 1 j I 1 I 1 1 1 I 1 a W I 1 1 I 1 J I 1 1 I 1 Z v 0 I 1 lie indifferently ril ill t tell ell yon you what ill do ill toss a coin coln and if it head co comes mes up ill marry you she by no beam indifferently dont head might come up jester when greek met kim A greek vessel was lying at anchor not long since in ina 1 h 1 I bor in the black sea and being aratha a rath suspicious craft nn excise officer was ordered to keep watch on oil its movements the captain was anxious to perform some illegal operation with bla his ballast but he found it impossible to eo cape the vigilance of the officer so determined to mako make it worth liis while to wink ink both his eyes As however the russian v understood the greek waa was quite ignorant of Rims russian fan the proposal had find to be made in dumb show after indicating in pantomime pan tomima what he wanted to do with the ballast the skipper wrote down on a piece of 0 paper ten rubles the excise officer read the paper and then promptly wrote underneath it rubles this Thi was moie than the greek felt inclined to pay and the negotiations fell through the affair fair rf however reached the ears of the authorities and the greek was arrested in court he rounded on his accuser by producing the document wh which I 1 ell bad been the medium of negotiation between them did you write this asked the judge of the witness as be pointed to the worda words IW rubles 1 I did stolidly ans answerer I the officer then you demanded a bribe retorted the t e judge in his severest tones dy by no means answered the astute russian the prisoner offered me ten rubles and I 1 told him I 1 would not do 10 what he wanted tor for rubles boston globe discipline the true soldier obeys orders faithfully no matter at what sacrifice A company of a british regiment was once sent on some duty in time of peace to a remote village in Ire ireland lad and left there for several weeks quite separated from its usual base of supplies daring during this period some general orders applicable more especially to men in barracks were sent to the commander of the company one clause of those orders was as follows all men in the command shall change their shirts at least twice a week the captain gave orders to the orderly sergeant to see this command put into exe tion but captain said the sergeant theres only a shirt apiece to every man in the company how ilow can carl they col exclaimed the captain orders are tire ordera orders sergeant let the men change shirts with one another so the sergeant saw to it that as long as the copany remained in the place on every sunday and wednesday morning the soldiers swapped shirts with one another youths youths companion little eddles ideal ideas confused Con ful little eddie kline was wa early in ili his seat in the infant claw clam of the simpson methodist episcopal sunday school B brooklyn rooklyn on a recent sunday for awhile lie was all attention but bu gradually his thoughts reverted to the coming fourth its celebrations and its flags suddenly the teacher asked now eb ildren can any of you tell what god created on the fourth day dayt I 1 instantly little eddies hand went up well eddie said the teacher you may answer what was it that god created on the fourth day lay firecrackers exclaimed eddie i triumphantly um antly no he added quickly pei ceiling ho lie had made borne wine mistake the stars and stripes it was some time before the teacher sufficiently recovered her composure to bo able to explain that the fourth day witnessed the creation of the sun moon anil and stars and not explosives nor bunting new york sun criticism painter how ilow do you like the pic picture critic sardonically hm it might ba be worse painter offended sir I 1 hope you will withdraw that statements critic all right then it bt b worse obeying uncle tom shaving 0 vol o cloel fotch melsome me some 0 dat babby powder to mail man face aunt chloe Chlo chloeta eto to her grandson chile jest ban yo ole gran fadder dat pot 0 chambly bool soot life i all in the ra Iam nilly lly Jt jeannette annette does miss boardman get her evly complexion from her father or her mo mother ther gladys sweetly from her father hes iles in the drug business chicago news new rec ord A great service tome aroe to think of it said willie wish ing on 1 I saved my farhah a gleat deal of I 1 money how flow by py not being twins wash washington lugton S star t or overruling a jury it a jury court was tried a pe cato dorlac on account the plaintiff made a clear case that the money was owing but nevertie lesa les the jury found for the defendant turning to the counsel tor for the plaintiff the judge observed it ia Is of course your intention to ulo file a moiron tor for it new trial it it is your honor consider it filed it is granted and this ferlict is set aside gentlemen of the jury id cave abc you knor that in this court it take thirteen scoundrels to cheat an hon lion abt an out of his lis dues report to the cu and get your pay pity you are excused fron further service 11 clevel cleveland and plain desler A day window plant bobea scan sc andena dens is a pretty thing for a bai bay window it is a very rapid grower and a good apeci specimen men will soon fill up all th thep pace ita its flowers are purple shad langto green large and bell shaped giva il i l it a largo large pot or box to grow in and plenty of water if fully exposed to tho the light i Exclia exchange 1 0 16 |