Show THE ARIZONA KICKER A greatt oi taftt ambition that iia ila ileen only partly satisfied OUR A our oar esteemed contemporary dawg the street ina in a three column article of personal abow asks the question will this villains ambition be satisfied with the office of mayor mator we are the vil lain referrer bof to at course and wo we wish to frankly and emphatically reply that our ambition so far from being satisfied has jn ap kaaa the t editor flad iro 61 1 it A great family news new s P i q 67 I 1 I 1 4 I 1 1 I 1 I 1 ft LIV T IRV I 1 J I 1 I 1 pta I 1 ra 61 I 1 N I 1 E I 1 i L I 1 P 71 7 1 I I 1 1 THE TRE HOSTESS SS HOW DOW TO FOLD paper and UK the owner of a grocery a harness a sho estore a a batcher butcher shop and a feed store all under one and the same root roof further we are his the acknowledged ward mcallister of t this town what we say in regard to social matters goes oes we lead the german bhea the music strikes up and when not leading th egerman wo we are telling the hostess how to work the ice cream freezer and told the table napkins to resemble a broken human heart on top of all this we are mayor of the town elected by an overwhelming majority I 1 and running municipal affairs in bang vp up style such of the boys as do not respect us as mayor take pains to keep clear of the two guns we are known to carry as an am editor and a citizen we have hare driven out the cowboys licked every member ine raber of the common council and brought the postmaster Irria ster down off his fits high horse it doubtless seems to our contemporary as it if any one critter on this earth ought to be satis led fled w with tit such honors but we are not far from wo we shall not pause long on the thre threshold we are already laying wires to IM be elected to the legislature as we announced some weeks ago it is the senate or nothing with us from thence to the gubernatorial chair will only be a step from governor to congressman will be only a stride we may not be satisfied with even that A SOLEMN tuesday afternoon a man calling himself grizzly bill got into a dispute in the red trout saloon with an individual who has been generally known around town as terrific tom doth both drew their guns and adjourned to the sidewalk and began shooting twelve shots were ailred and t the he only thing hit was major callahans callahand Call ahans bulldog who died an hour later the parties were promptly arrested and brought before us as mayor for shooting all over the town and tailing falling to hit each other it did not take us over half an hour to ascertain all the facts and particulars and we fined filled each one twenty five dollars As neither had bad over two dollars in cash and raise the fine the pair have gone to the county jail for three months we understand that some of the boys aro are criticizing criticising critic ising laing our official action but we cant help it when a man draws to shoot in this town he be must either hit somebody with one of his six bullets or be considered an N G and treated accordingly this blazing away at random and firing good lead into telegraph poles and hitching posts is a smirch on the reputation of the town and wo we propose to put a stop to it it if tho the thing can be done |