Show BOWSER NAM j it THE lit atad AD OF THE FAMILY IS IN I 1 I 1 A AD MOOD I 1 vt wa trios tries to convince bowser tint that thin are ar e not as they should he ile 1 but he ile lets Cornered What ico no livins living man lilan can stand I 1 I 1 1872 by charles 13 lewis ilura mra bowser realized that something was wrong as boon soon us as she heard his step iio ile came scuffing up the gave the theodoor door a kick ns as be unlocked it and dropping his hat lat in the ball he walked up to her with acome ome 0 object iu in his fits hand and a asked ked do yoa you fee see tbt that airs mrs bowser dowser I 1 ado Yes dear what is a tt it A hairpin 1 I picked it tip on the steps it hi only a lair hairpin pia to bo be sure but my finding cading it where I 1 did has a significance it proves ibe the reckless m waste and appall hig extravagance prevailing throughout this house housel dorsit Do does esit it well I 1 been out the douse bouse today oday t it was wry very likely dropped ay y airs white who eme la in this afternoon M air r dowser bowser perceived perce ivol that ho be had no cas aso and he had dothier moro nore r to say until tie sat down to dinner after ho he had beun gun bis his meal he be suddenly sua denly laid down his lis knife and fork and icily inquired mrs dowser bowser did you yon ask the grocer for wagon grease or butter when you got this TB tuff 1 I ask tor lor cither either it good i but buttery terl theres no butter about it it even decent oleomargarine its a wonder tome to me we all been poison polso edl when a it man tells me that his wife knows enough to buy groceries I 1 know hes lies either a liar or an idiots ill belyou bet you paid at least awen ty eight cents per pound for this greasel greaser air mr bowser dowser this is some of that butter you found in hi a dairy four or five days ago and paid thirty cents per pound for because it was so extra lets seel it was the cold spring dairy it theres a whole cabe cake of it still lefel left do yoa yon youl you I 1 yes same butter butterA mr fr bowser dowser you got cheated on it I 1 never sama saw aman man yet who was a judge of butter mr bowser was floored again and lie rally until after the meal was over he ile was looking for something and lie coundit found foun dit it airs had to tell him the coal was out what two tons of coal gone in three days and only the range to use idill it shouted fh air mr bowser dowser that coal lasted longer than usually usual all I 1 think hink quietly replied plied mrs bowser I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 r I 1 il t 9 ii I 1 I 1 I 1 1 11 1 I 1 11 I 1 v 1 I I 1 I 1 1 4 I 1 I 1 I 1 r I 1 t I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 ul I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 f 1 I 1 TWO toys TONS nr IN DATSI what on earth did boudo with it two tons in three days dayal are wo running a I 1 40 4 horsa power engine in this house are we an ocean steamer arowna are we a steam supply company unlimited do you know when you got that coal here is the date it was over six if I 1 had the money of gou gould id bilt put together I 1 stand such buell ex trava gancel interrupted mr bowser dowser as he stood up and gestured with both arms will anybody on top of this green earth believe it two toni tons in three days look atthe ati the date yourself 1 she said as che banded out the bill it Isada is a day or two over six weeks our new girl is very economical with coal there was the date and though mr air bowser wasted clear back to his ears cars ho he dispute it ho he felt that he must say something however and so he be laid it down with the remark nothing but waste wastel wastel waste wastel from cellar to garret and back agaibi how we manage to keep out of the poorhouse is a mystery to met me mrs bowser gave him fifteen minutes to quiet down and then placidly observed 11 II if had a man fix the front doorbell this afternoon and better leave me half halt a dollar alar to pay him that front doorbell out of order aga decried as he laid down his paper this Is the first time it has ever been out of order mr bowser and we have lived right here over eight years ID did it come out of order who stood on tho the front steps and willfully and deliberately and maliciously pulled and yanked and tugged until they broke the tile wire if it it you then who was it and where were couto allow it the wire was worn out who ever hear dof a wire wearing swearing out it was deliberately pulled out by the root roots and it can stay out the next thing tell tel I 1 me I 1 suppose is that all the water pipes in tho the hous ohavo lavo busted P no the water pipes are all right but the Ice iceman marill what about the iceman my contract calls for or twenty five pounds a day and if aies playing roots on us ill hunt him to his ma gravel afis hi bill for a month here it is ilia mill why the infernal scoundrel undrell lie he didot begin deR vering ice until a week nol I 1 oh yea yes dear ill take affidavits a that it ten dayl dayal lie ile thinks you are running things and faas has taken adv advantage altage antage of at it mrs bowner bowser you know im ain a patient uncomplaining bus busbaum baud but this heres thed the date ateon on my grocery book abe he interrupted and rod its in your own handwriting I 1 asked yoto you to put I 1 it t down remember ill lierer asked me anything of the kindl that your writing if it it is I 1 wrote it in my sleep but it is probably a it forry wiser f ifs ax DO no use silra bowser er no ue use wie we might just as well give up and cell sell out no so living man can stand ouch auch household and keep his ambition and oot oo arage ita its the last 1 im doner and mr bowser turned around and fell apon the lounge loung with a greit great crash and lay there for the next two houra hours trying to himself believe that all husbands 1 ere vere martyrs and bo he the greatest martyr afu ofu of |