Show NO ELIXIR FOR HIM car concluded eluded after all it wit was hotter better t to he Nu natural tural he ile had bad come in on the pontiac road and be he took a woodward avenue car at the railroad rall rond junction the conductor sized up his gray hair and wrinkles and made up bin his mind that the man bad had come to town to celebrate cele britte his sixty fifth birthday something waa was said about the weather wheat and politics and the old man m in got A roost on the ratling miling and suddenly oli nerved you be a it good judge of human batur yea ye suppose I 1 am ain sagely replied the conduct condi ici id like to ask you a question or two if you lout ruled very cry well how flow old dye think I 1 am be honest norand now and gemme the stra leht thing sixty live I 1 hould should a ay by thunder youve lilt hit t the he mark plumb center first time a trying I 1 was sixty alvi lait week you yoki could guess the weight of a it hog bog within a pound every time cayll well dye other people take nie me fur ur an old man why I 1 dont see ee how they can help it everything goes to chow that youage you arc pretty old 11 doea eh aposen I 1 should cutoff cut off this goate and dye my hair would they know then 1 I 1 should at leahl leat I 1 had these old teeth hauled out and store teeth put in lot that deceive anybody eh if I 1 got on a white ahart and A red necktie and straightened this bump hump out of luy my buck back would you take me for over itty ix ty 1 I 1 should alton should id eli eh t r wall that orter settle it want to look bixer flett ars y us olaf harn itra rm aalde aicken ti CK bis his second pa euger 1 I kinder thought I 1 but I 1 donno dunno wife been dead thirteen month and im n around akin know but if it I 1 came to town hint and dyed up and anti shaved off oft and anti not got new teeth I 1 might paw pass fur forty live but youve discouraged me what would you dot id pit for what I 1 w wax a and if they like your bayle 0 they hey have har eilf it exactly jut otter offer my heart and hand and bay nothing about my age tant would in be my way wall continued the old man aa its he fie stroked hia hin white coatee 1 I guess youve hit it I 1 duom the proper caper me at least twenty five dollars dol lura and I 1 wont have aist to do any deceiving dec eivin if they want me as ax 1 am they kin have me and H good farm behind me nie if they dont ill tauru b along alone until I 1 do hit some one much inch oble eged and I 1 might aa as well git off and go buck back home no dye no shava sha vono no new teeth but powerful on love and allus ready and willin to talk busi businow bu sinew with any woman except a grass detroit free press |