Show THE ARIZONA KICKER no xo boom but thing continue to t be do RATUM RM IIA saturday evening last a at lone tone woman arrived by stage and announced berwolf if iw as the wife of major blake our justly ju artly popular town marshal As the major hul had a wife and two children in bis his home honie on cuetan avenue it doubtless made things somewhat embar for him film tie ile might hare wriggled out of it however but for the appearance of a second lone woman on monday noon who also ea claimed A 1 od to be film wife this made three on oil the majors bands handa at once and all threatening to 0 and it is no wonder he broke for the brush we dont know how the major intends to arrange matters mattern but it beems to us that some sort of a satisfactory understanding can be arrived at there arc are IW men in tah town just as good as the mayor who w ho will marry these extra when tomorrow and provide them with good homes there is no use of three women chasing up one man in this neighborhood if they will call at tah tit K X acs ics lit we think we can arrange matters ko so that each and ever everyone y 0 n e will enjoy much happiness in the future KOT CAI we dont want to find fault with the way the coroner conducts the affairs of ills office but we do fee feel ilk like 0 throwing out a erotic gentle suz suggestion that we A e believe belleve la is worthy of consideration in I 1 n three di different instances where ho lie has gone over to clinch valley to inquest on bedl bodies found hanging to trees the verdicts have been cause unknown there should be no hesitancy in stating that the d deceased was hanged banged if it he lie deserved hanging be he have got there and no one will blame the crowd who pulled pulle anthe on the rope rom some of the tile executed may have relatives who will wont want to know all about it and they should not be deceived into believing that it was a case of mountain fever or heart failure the great and glorious west has a reputation for truth and veracity to maintain and all official facts should be given straight from the tile shoulder UK lilt WAS TOO every min man has individual characteristics and ties and where they arc are harm harmles t they tiley should bo be overlooked we have in n some manner contracted the habit or ity fly of spitting tobacco juice on oil the right foot of any person we WO may happen to be talking with on the street we do this unconsciously and with the best of motives it is just aa as natural for us to do it as it la Is for a coyote to strike a gait of thir irr J t fall k HK romi roun SHOTS ty miles an hour when a dog gets after him all our citizens know this and ex cuso cuse the action the other day a stranger from ikiko nev who was looking our kownover town tow nover over topped ua us in front of the fint first national bank to ask tor for information while posting him our eccentricity probably developed itself we dont know thit that it did but we judge so from the tact fact that he be suddenly jumped back drew his gun and began blazing away lie ile bad fired four shots be before forejudge judge Il who was near at band hand could collar and disarm him hinl his ilia bullets c cut ut two buttons off our vest v est and grazed the bide under our left arm the usual crowd gathered and when the boya boys learned the facts in the case the Bt tranger ranger was disarmed and ordered to leave ve town on the 4 lie ile wait was as the general I 1 opinion that he h e was 14 a too fresh for or this locality we it t the inference to go out that a wont pf af nit mit ua us to spit on vu ri this town and tw ah be in danger at the bunds hands arab we simply reiterate that wo we 11 tiago a v same 0 m e peculiarities and it ia is a great de deal a 1 abet better t er for fo it stranger to ask for an explanation or demand an apology before beginning to shoot A LOT tha the cowboys over at lone tree got word the other day that ill his honor lionor the mayor who is would pass through that town on the regular coach at 13 12 noon they gathered to the number of forty with a 6 beaubi tuff tul ful new rope longet for the occasion ana when the coach drew up nt at the tile postoffice post office they made a rush for st it there were only two passenger pas sengen w a little dried up red headed beaded man with asthma and a fat woman front from hald bald knob who w was m going east to join a side show the boys boyi succeeded in rearing scaring the two into tits but got no other the chap they were after was tar far far away attending strictly to his ills duties as editor of a it great weekly pap paper erand and mayor of the liveliest town in the untrammeled west its no use boys we like to hare you visit our town tow nand and we like to see re you enjoy yourselves but you cant run things as in the old days youve gotto got to knuckle to lawsond laws and ordinances same as other folks and it is a waste of time to put up jobs on tho the mayor he lie knows him hf i gait and ha be going to be choked to death in no such offhand fashion M QUAD |