Show BOWSER HOUSE IS OF THE HEAD EA I 1 r THE TOOTHACHE ABOUT TICA L the ie ral aches im van aft 1 ilo nent ile chances i 0 binl till if 1 I the whole aind hil W hire plot lan by charles B lewis I 1 S I 1 cu P fright bat is it now asked mr fr well 11 i r A be he came home one evening last and began anIf sniffing fing and An snuffing uffing idling rioter swelling around audd the sitting room 04 fi rel lied airs ra bowser try Sto bard to smile and look happy ing L tl smell camphor ba Y ye s have a it 11 little ule toothache just a arilie you achel know h bel well dont look for ii from me if people will be so C relea abey ru uhl expect to suffer for it IL bat you you lever never bad had the idoly life and never neve r expect to nii while I 1 keep ray senses if a woman tiff 5 nt know now any more than to go barefoot and I 1 the b house houM in winter time let her gild to it e 0 know I 1 been so 80 silly as collat t YOU y catl the protes ted then it nos was iome something thing else just as fool pont expect me to pity yoo you its a onder to ne that you got forty Affe rait ailments tr istead of one it if it ant t forsbe for abe coustant tAct ot vigilance of 0 the tas banila baad of this iund the wives would die of like oles yon my may hare toothache some day it in is bartly barely possible but if I 1 do you wont vent know it and I 1 shant want any of roar tour sympathy there may be a few hus bus lada in the world who ft ho upset the house when ten they happen to have a pain or an tabe ae but im not of them if it that tooth eisolt all right tomorrow morning Q you 11 go down have it yanked out the other ev its i mr bowser sat rading his hit paper he gave a budden sudden start and nd ats mrs WS bowsier looked at him ho be was bobbling rob bling bis tongue around as if trying to bite it Wb tg the matter she queried Vot yot bing bat you look worried Bob boball hll 1 it two minutes before mr bowser kt goof alij paper and half rose up and so jike like a groan escaped his if lips ps something certainly alia ails youl ex claimed ilni mm bowser as she laid aside her baak 11 I 1 seen you look BO so pale palo ince i nc you fell down stairs with the bed jou id like to know why I 1 look pale I 1 was never in better health than I 1 am at this minute I 1 was fatt jot thinking that id go down stairs and overhaul our medicine chest I 1 expect it omida replenishing he got up ald a id walked around and finally daup ils appeared p eared down stairs A few ini minutes airs mrs bowser heard the rattling of bottler bottles and arid boxes awl and aa As she went to the head of the bt dial almAir re mr dowser bowser was baying saying to himself i ita its mighty funny fanny mighty funnye regular old jumping toothache and a jouble tooth at ker to geel bat how bow I 1 burer suf ferl mr downer bowser have you found the chest called mra mm bowser yea yes of cou course arse shall I 1 comedown come down it if I 1 need you ill let you know he lie got the vial of peppermint essence and doped bis his aching selling tooth the pain ceased almost instantly and mr bowser fat sat down and smiled in a bland way and mid said to himself egdal but I 1 thought I 1 was a conerl it have tickled mrs mm bowser half to death if it the tiling thing had kept on nothing lilt lie having your wits wita about fir mr bowser what on earth Is the matter down therel called mrs alm bowser as A chair was lipset and something teemed to go bopping hopping around the room 1 I upset a chair chain As soon aa as be bean beard her moving away be he tried paregoric turpentine laudau laudanum um and V lilt I 1 q lv V pow sEnS DUMPING TOOTH ACHIL wintergreen essence ease uce the who wholesale lemale influx of remedies the tooth and quieted the p pain aln chell ill never know a word about ihnot 11 not word whispered mr sir bowser as he be ba f an replacing the bottles 1 I dont sip surl pogie it was the regular toothache but shed hed ave declared it was and made capital out p fit it when mrs aim bowser gets thu the start of tie alt it will be a cold hoop something kicked 0 over ver two chairs and footstool banged a against a door before mrs mm bowser could cond get out of her chair came c n 8 fi up stairs something some thing ft and made two of 0 the b e sitting s it bo n 9 r room oom and fell into a chair circles air dowser 1 e r what w baton on earth esthe a the mean ing of this he ile groaned dismally and pressed both hand hands on ha hit jaw youve y cu ve got the toot tooth hachel achell he ile groaned groni pd a groan which f feet beet strong strung out ten long and und shut his eyes what a golden opportunity for mrs alm bowser she should bae have given him due notice not to expect any ally sympathy byrn pathy from her and rod added that any ally man mail who would go and sit in an icehouse in bl lill shirt sleeves must expect to suffer for it when his tooth jumped him out of hl his chair and over the divan anil atilt around the ire five screen she should have observed that it was a wonder he lie hating died twenty years before and abata that a vl it to a dentist followed by bya a yank would be ile the proper caper early in the morning then as am air bowser stood in the center of the room hl his eyes hanging out and the tile fringe of hair around liis ills bald pate trying to stand up as be he waited for the next jump she could have flushed him off by inserting n ns arting erting rt ing that but for the con slant stant and unit vigilance of the wires of thin this land cot not A huband but would woul d live over the tire yearn years at the vary very longest but abe abo got him into bed at once put a hot flatiron to his feet made a poultice for his jaw stuffed his eara earn with cotton and was still working on him when he befell fell asleep ut at 3 8 in tho the morning borni ng and hie five hours later when mr bowser dowser got out remarked of bed feeling all right be he cheerful cheerfully y there was a case airs mrs bowser where you could plainly see the difference have probably been dosing and doping and groaning all night while I 1 was simply annoyed for half an hour horror or BO so and then flung it off by the exercise of will power but I 1 thought thon glit you never had tooth ache she replied and I 1 never do mrs alm bowser never it if this had been a case of toothache I 1 could have sat there and laughed over it but v what hat was itt A case of asiatic sciatic neuralgia mra mrs bowser Bowber something just times worse than as if all your teeth ached at once women are never afflicted with it aa as it comes from too much brain work run along now and see bee if breakfast Is ready it was a simple incident a mere trin enot not worth talking about |