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Show Did It Ever Occur to You . That we have just tumbled to the ZEBRA story. ' A miner might be a zebra, the fact is not denied. But a former pool hall bum from Tooele, and one who has been entertained twice in the county jail during the past six months cannot be an acknowledged ack-nowledged race horse. We thank you. That "wehava" hunch that HI thought he might as well quit having hunches on the hill. That the brainy column concluded con-cluded last week-with the statement state-ment "Max Brisk and the two children left Tuesday of this week for a two weeks trip through the Yellowstone." That if the old hen was to come around this way she might be enlightened some more as to the bargain she got Altho God knows she knows enough already. al-ready. That one woman has asked $50,000.00 for a broken heart. It seems a whole lot more than a whole heart is worth. That in spite of evolution the mosquitos bite is just as hard as ever it was. That a scientist predicted an earthquake for New York they got it. That there is going to be considerable con-siderable dreaming between now and November and a number of Bingham's skeletons will be dragged out of the closed (?) closets. That when Cupid gets on the phone the line is destined to be busy anywhere from ten to twenty minutes. That the Prince of Wales on his visit to the United States will be known as Lord Renfrew, but his horseback propensities cannot be disguised. That the local editorials which have been advertised so much fail to develop since the sourte of supply was published. That the best way to feel; at home is to stay there. That a man occasionally gets into, trouble by mistaking a temp tation for an opportunity. That in Proverbs 20:29, we read "The glory of young men is their strength ; and the beauty of old men is the grey head",' That he who in marriage hesitates, hes-itates, is bossed. That to satirize a party who is afflictted by nature is unhu-man, unhu-man, we are all liable to similarities, similar-ities, and if we are blessed with children, so are they. That some people are too small to Advertise but cut other peoples peo-ples Ads out of a paper and stick in the window of their place of business. ; That many of the old-timers are returning to Bingham and are speaking well of the existing conditions. ; That we are not from Missouri, Miss-ouri, but we have to be shown some facts before certain propositions prop-ositions be given any different publicity. That it is possible to lose in ai half hour what it took a life-time to gain. That Government is exactly what people choose to make it by doing their duty as citizens, i That dizzy people make the . world go round. That there is no use for a person per-son trying to collect without delivering del-ivering the goods. That Europe is over-ridden with widows and the poor old U: S. A., is bothered mostly with those of the "grass" species. That we always enjoy ice cream, eaten with something good. That the boys do not get sick half as quick now as they did before vacation time. That some people make matters mat-ters worse by trying to explain, and we don't mean maybe brother. |