Show 17 tw 1 lw I v 4 T fj i 1 OUT OF LUCK tile fisli ind and the fisherman in ill the lio same predicament THEY BITE NOR OU DID HE A bay day of indolence eighty cents spent for or fish that were caught by somebody else wednesday last was fifteenth day of 0 june now N ft ben hen iwas I 1 was a gushing youth outa I 1 was on an ardent devotee ot of piscatorial pleasure I 1 therefore dc do torin ined oil tho the above dato date to take advantage ad i intake 0 of tho the laws relaxation and go fishing more I 1 drew my flidr ing rod from its III place too of repose in a discarded bearded di brine tub till and unearthed my gum boots bolits from their hiding hilling place in my wah wash wa h boiler now dear tear reader all my readers arc are dear dont eo go and anti imagine my m linen has not been washed for six BIS months past because in my india rubber tegu agu ments reposed peaceful peacefully in tile wash boiler tor for that length of timo time you v ou must remember tint that I 1 have attained a condition of since since I 1 have resided ogden ill and my iny wife n ife sends tier hedw ahing washing to my mother in law and by the way I 1 hao applied for a patent for having found a useful burm for that generally much abused b ingredient of domestic infelicity a mother in m liw law tho the hook and line were v fished out of play box and anti then fortified mth with a emill em all crack crac Lerand erand a large bottie which tle the bottle not tho tile cracker contained cold tea 1 sallied forth promis promising ing to bring homo home a nice mess iness of speckled trout tor for my supper I 1 al sally forth when I 1 go out for pleasure it is not so costly catly as riding rid I 1 n and is is ore aristocratic and kofile boblo than walking I 1 hound found oden ogden river in in about tha the same place tint that it wae was the tile last time I 1 was w as there A Y few w ccle weeks ngo ago some fellow was trying to prove to me that it was like the ogden 0 dan aw neu 8 a brisk bracz kind of a concern and therefore breedi t at it must adan advance and could not remain ili in ho tile same place fort 0 consecutive cono cutlo seasons A careful examination however convinced me that hat I 1 my informant was ft a fool or else that he lie did not know 1 I live newspaper from a major I 1 solo selected te my favorite 1 hole tole and c cast ast my line I 1 thep thop sat down and watched in my float noat as it bobbed up tip and dom down m on tho thy G rippling murfa c e ot of tho the placid stream I 1 believe that I 1 is 13 good rhetoric tie but N when lien I 1 pet get on oil to a fish story like the tile famous funge 1 I 1 haw have no timo time to consider rhetoric rhetorical af nourishes flourishes or grammatical elegance I 1 sal ead i holiat that I 1 eat sat and watched we viall I 1 1 so far ns is the tile trout ww were cc r 0 I 1 concerned I 1 would hao have sat th there er e until an ad assistant altor ney becomes a good lawyer it I 1 had bad w wa aitch ed until I 1 biad got a bite thustin the liia had rolled around the heavens in his ills chariot of glor glory and bathed in ili crimson was sinking from sight 1 ili n I 1 the t is ot occidental denta I 1 hills and there I 1 tit it rt it lone lono fisherman without a bite cither either irom front trout or to eat cat carefully and sorrow fully 1 I wound aund up my lino line silently I 1 folded my fish ine rod and stole away aw ay like alast a last year years e tramp who finds has made mado a second call at a place where they once ticked the dog on him on oil the wa way home or to be more truthful I 1 went out of I 1 my ny way home and left my rod at tho the while I 1 went w 0 nt dow down n on main street and anti purchased eight fine trout which cot cost co t ms m just 80 60 cuts cents I 1 then returned and got my rod and marched home triumphantly the tile trout were excellent but my life was mido made miserable owing to tho the doe deception C ti n I 1 had practiced practised ed upon my iny wife I 1 dont 0 n t think I 1 go fishing again i this season 1 I cant catch fish since I 1 inn have been married and lifo life is 14 too short to sit on the bank of a stream all ln jay watching an impudent Irr little float an a 11 1 I I 1 likening it ening to the tile hum of the meddle OM mosquito and then have to iliano ir tho the host part of a dollar to furnier jimh for supper instead of be 1 jug able alle t send around a few strings of fi full chy compliments compliment i to my demoted devoted friends my devoted friends friend so by tho the way arc are more numerous than the tho fish I 1 C call U catch BRETT |