Show 1 FOR PROGRESS abe the enforced retirement 0 of f wil if H dickson from the position of united states district attorney wi will it help tho the legitimate business inte reata of utah tho the course pur aed u ed by sir dickson ia in the exer of extraordinary authority was a cu cureo rao to every industrial and commercial investor whatever bowl the tribune may make every busi bus ness man in in utah ought to thank god for this relief AN ICY chill is running tip up and down judge zanea back THE newa acir ought to take sonie cure for journalistic jaundice AT TUE present rate of decrease f our national debt will bo be wiped wipe dout out in twelve AND brooklyn are quarreling each claims to have the dirtiest streets in the civilized world ONE of the leading capitalists began life a barefooted boy except a few who began life barefooted girls j I 1 5 3 JURS ISABELLA hoorer 1 wan wants half the police in new york io to bo women all the nursemaids and cooks threaten a strike j I 1 f woman died in newyork new york the other day leaving all f hir her vast property to her husband so long as be he should remain her 0 widower adur x not found to be sue castu 1 as grand jurors in washington territory thero there was too much gossip and giggling and not enough law and logic at 1 I 1 i I 1 A colored CO LorEi 22 in maryland i wanted to preach a sermon denounce ing the sin siri of marble pla play inc he ile ai announced n u aced and preached to thia this text marble not my br edrun r A SALT LAKE i sheet advertises for a v brisk woman servant who can cook and dresa dress a baby if people must be cannibals they ought to be decent bough r it to tv areas aress their meat before booking it MA feed their patients on sparrow broth A man after eix six weeks of such diet la Is said to smile superciliously when eyer ever he hears bears the names of john L sullivan and don juan for the prevention of asty interments is suggested in chicago this is all wrong A iod ety for the encouragement of bl hasty futer ments Is needed until tho the anarchists are all alf burlei burle d under six sit feet fee t of heavy soil sob AN ax a paper is bragging on the elocutionist be causo he memorized more than verses of poetry ogden is still ahead having a man who memorizes and executes an average of fourteen domestic commissions daily IN LiN LINCOLN COLT cal there is a young man whose powers V of vision are very much like those of an owl he be can in daylight lit and nothing atall al all in sunlight this ia Is a very bad cise case of almost as serious hs some cases in ogden E in love with ilie ilis wife has already paid its author royalty thia this amount ie Is a mere more bagatelle comp compared tred wath with the fortune waiting awaiting the writer who will give us a possible etory story he was fallen in love tov with by his mother in law aar ol 01 I x ILLINOIS is 15 0 afflicted by rack kenter renter scully an irish ab absentee I 1 landlord ord after ruining a large tenantry in the emerald isle this drel scully is seeking to fasten his hi per pernicious fil i system upon ameria 11 lie already has las isome thousands of acres MES ia is an enthusiastic thusia abe newspapers but tho ogden gd iier merchante chants who chopo bopo ti to catchmer catch her pitr patronage anage by advertising ra fn 1 journals A are re ekuan dering money val vainly fily the first lady in iii the land doca does bot receive any utah paper Z ani of the treasury will shortly invite offers of designs for a now silver dollar with a aught position we wo can reach the case to ira national dional satisfaction wo design to offer for a aw now silver dollar a new now and aid enlarged paper sent to any address in the union for five weeks after the first of may ib |