Coalville Times | 1910-12-30 | Page 6 | No Slang for Her

No Slang for Her, "flip me A brnce of cackles!" ordered or-dered thn chesly looking mnn with a bored air, aa h perched on tho flrat atool In the lunchroom. "A what?" naked the waitress, aa she placed A glass of water before him. "Adnra and Kve flat on their backs! A pair of aiinnysldern!" snld the young man In an exasperated tone. "You got me, kid," returned the waitress. "Watcha want?" "Kgga up." aald the young; man "'Egg a," the kind thnt come before the hen or after, I never knew which." "Why didn't you any ao In the flrat plnce?" anked the waltresa. "You'd A bad in by this time." "Well, of all things Bald the young man. "I knew what ha waa drlvln' At all the lime," began the waitress as the young man departed. "Hut he'a one of them fellera that thlnka they can get by with anything. He don't know that they're using plain English now In rcalauranta."