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Show T from the Cashier. One the compliments WILL-SETTL- of the. season lAtf mi PERA rOSJTIVt MANENT CURE FOR Drunkenness end Opium Diseases. h mm TW b w hUUH. irntdr m134 W.Awr Wk - ImtJ UUil LUm aickam. Tlf SM.U1 Uk. T m bas-reli- Cut. K.A1.H.HTKNII.K, i TKAliK UkA. JCte. Full e In stuck. kUontion. J E M, Ouiftt end Jdeil oM.ni roorlvo prt-mALT LAKC STAMP CO.. Skit Lakt City lm KtiM.rf Tyi-- r Provision for Reduction. National cburarttirintias are suggestbklt,'ai-c6rdiu.tJhI by this slory Judge, was once told by Sir Henry - ' A certain gtu tleniun. It aeema, complained to three friends an Englishman, a Scotchman and an Jrlahmau that hla aervartl broket a great deal of china. The matter-of-fac- t Englishman gave the abort bit of practical advice, "Die-tnUblm." "Take it out of kia wagea," spoke tbe thrifty Scot Objection to that course was maoe on the ground that the wagea were leas than the amount of the damages. Tbe Irishman at once came to the rescue with: "Then raise hla wage." s UTAH STATE WOOL GROWERS CONVENTION. 30-3- points Modena to Tintic, December 29th and 30th. Good returning until 3, 1911. - Bantam Hen Quail Brood. Lee Botts. son of Dr, A. T. Botta of Glasgow, baa five almost full grown quail that were batched and raised by jk bantam ben. They Imitate chickens Tn all of their habits except to go on a pole to roosL The mother's repeated attempts to Induce her flock to obeerre the cue-tom- s of towldora have failed, and the goes with tbe quail to a corner of the .hen house, where ahe hover them all 'night. St. Louis Globe-Democr- Took Precautions. Mr. Newrlch had hla own Idea bout what a person should b to keep well, and what ha should aat and drink. Ills Intentions, therefore, being good, wbat does It matter that hla lanSays the guage sometimes slipped up? ' Philadelphia Record; "With all your wealth, are yop not (raid of the proleta.it?" asked the delver In sociological problems. "No, L aint I" snapped Mr. Newrlch. -Ws boll all our drinkla' water." ! r- She Of th Newest Sohool. comes Diana Here Wey- d ; 0. 1110. Salt Lake City, December Low excursion rates via Tbe Salt Lake Route. Tickets on. sale from all stations in Utah bn Balt Lake Route. From Tintic district and Nephl and East, December 30th and Slat; from January j . o Campbell-Uauneriua- ' , I tilt U LA customer The harmless across the cigar counter and engagingly at tbe new cashier At he handed serosa the amount his diaper check called for he ventured a bit of E aimless converse, for be was of that HAYTI AND SAN DOMINGO ort. ,, boundary Dispute said he, bow easy It h to F'unny," OP LONG 8TANDING. pend money," ? Well," snapped the cashier as the led bis fare to tbe register, "if money was intended for you to hold on Haitian Soldier Are Cuardirg the mint would be turning oat coins totbe ma Dominican While Border Line, aandles on em. ; , Have Been Diepatched Troop for That Point, But Blood Had Money In Lumps. f ahed May be Avoided. Charles H. Rosenberg of Bavgria bad lumps on hla shoulder, elbows, and hips when he arrived here hum Tbe Dominican gov- Hamburg on tbe Kalserin Auguste VicBan Domingo ernment is moving troops to the fron- toria. In fact, there was a aerie of tier. This action is explained official- smaller lumps along hla spine, mach like a mountain range, as It is presently aa due to the fact that Haytl has ed on a map. t border line on soldiers the her placed The lumps 'were about tbe elza of between San Domingo and Haytl. and aa RosenDiplomatic relations, however, con- good Oregon applez, before the immigration passed berg This tinue between the republics. the doctor mid for government is confident that a refer- Ipctor to" observation, himself, "See that lump. ence of the boundary dispute to softly Then he asked Mr. Rosenberg to Rep friendly arbitration is necessary. aside: The Itomlnlcan troops were dis"You seem like a. healthy man, patched by the American steamer said tbs doctor, but I cannot pass you Cherokee 4o a southern.- - port. . The until know t the origin of those Haytien minister has advised his gov- on your body." Ah, It la not alups sickernment to withdraw Us troops from ness, " laughed tbe man from Bavaria. the border, and the general belief is Those swellings is money." that the affair will be satisfactorily Taking off bis coat be brke open a adjusted. sample lump and showed that it Tbe boundary dispute between San 500 in American bank notes. to Domingo and Hayli is of long He informed the doctof that, he had standing, the latter occupying a con11,000 In all, with which he was siderable territory claimed by the Ing to purchase an apple orchard jin former. Concessions granted to Amer- Oregon. j icans by Haytl some time ago In tb He was admitted to the country, contested xone led to a demand of tbe New York Tribune. s Dominican government that tbe border question be submitted to arbiWhy He Laugned. Misa Mattie belonged to tbe pld tration. touth, and ahe waa entertaining, a MILLIONS FOR IRRIGATION. guest of distinction. , On tbe morning following hie arrival President Approves Engineers Report the told Tlllle. tbe little colored maid, Authorising Expenditures of :o take a pitcher, of fresh water ito Mr. Firmans room, and to say that Washington. President Taft baa ap- Miss Mattie sent him her compllmeats, proved the report of the special board md that if he waited a bath, tha service. of army engineers recommending the bathroom waa at When Tlllle returned she said: apportionment of tbe new 20,000,000 I tol him, Mias Mattie, an he fund, provided by congress, among the (clowlng reclamation projects In the laughed fit to bus hlsself." k "Why did he laugh, Tlllle west 4 I dunno." Fait River, Arisons, 9495,000; Turns, What did you tell him?" Arizona and California, 1,200,000; . Jus what you tol me to." Grand- - Valley, Colorado, 1,500,000; Payette-Boie- e Idaho, 2,000,000; Milk . Tlllle, tell me exactly what you : , River, Montana, 1.000,000; North laid. Mr. de I and T doah, said, banged Platte, JWyomIng and Nebraska, Firman, Mias Mattie sends youherkib, Truckee-Caraon- , Nevada, Rio Grande, New Mexico, and she says, Now you can get up Upplncotts Texas and Mexlco.t4.500, 000; Umatil- ind wash yoeelf! la, Oregon, 325,500; Klamath, Oregon and California, 600,000; StrawWhere He Wat Queer. berry Valley, Utah, 3,273,000; Sunny-sid- e on occasions, dieplayy a The negro, , and Tieton, at Takimt, Washing-tonfine discrimination in the choice of 1,250,000 and 665,000, respecti- words. .i. rv vely,,us ' The 20,000,000 la to be spent within "Whos thd best white-washe-r, new resident, town the Inquired the next five years, and the Interest "Ale Hall am a bond atlst will a on tbe loan la to be charge against whitewash brush, ash," answered the th projects. colored patriarch eloquently. .... ? "Well, tell him to come and whiteCHARGED WITH FORGERY,'" wash my chicken house tomorrow." Clerk . of Montana Board of Stock Uncle Jacob shook hla head dubi' Commissioners In Trouble. ously. "Ah don believe, tab, ah'd engage Helena, 'Mont. Samuel W. Lang-hor- Ale Hall to whitewash a chicken in chief clerk the state e, Jr . ssh." bouse, was board of stock commissioners waa a good he didn't you aay "Why, arreated Monday afternoon on the whitewashed ,., charge of forgery, the specific allegaa poweful-- , good s&h, "Tea, tion being that Langhorne, to whom ssh; but mighty queer shout waa given a check for 7, made pay- a chlcken house, ssh, mighty queer!" able to Frank Sutton against the Macks National Monthly. ; "stray account, forged Sutton's name to the check and cashed It. Lang MAKE UP YOUR MIND; home was held In 5,000 ball, whlph he waa unable t'o furnish. Experts It you'll moke up your mind to bo T 9 We wish you ' Acted Like the Genuine. leeaeo "The .Landlady says that new board smiled er is a foreign nobleman.1 - r Mag-tain- r ''- l n white-washe- Doesnt she entirely satisfy your artistic aenas?" too arenow ' tarot lie "Dear lady. she checklngLanghorhei acmuch of a statement. We counts. Impressionists see beauty Langhorne la a young Interpreta- been born and raised In Helena. He only In sem tions." Punch. was married a few years ago and has brldge. . man,-havin- CmeUd--wJtlL- xopr, to . scree That trouble's soon forsot. And with tho optimists Teu'U bo oarpriaed to find. I gueaa, ttoaptte misfortune's darts, What constant aprlns of happlneas Lie hid In human hoarta: - , 1 . r, How She Learned. A Retraction. ' The mother of a family of three mall children waa discussing their "Bogus, IH bet" comparative precocity with a friend. "Oh, I dont know. He may be the John waa very alow at everything," real tblng.- - He basn't paid her a cent she said, referring to her oldest Tom as yeL waa a little better, and Edith, the baby, la the smartest of all. Shfe picks " More Human Nature. up everything quick as can be. Grouch ly By denying myself three Master John, who had been listen-- , t cigars dally for the past 20 ing, now contributed his share of the years I figure that I have saved 2.190. conversation. Moxley Is that so?" "Humph!" he exclaimed. "I know Grouchly Ye. Bay, let me have a why her learns so quick. Its cause chew of your tobacco, will you,? her has us and we didn't have us." ten-cen- Thanks to Burnt Cork. "Gosh! But the colored race la to the front fast! whispered Innocent Uncle Hiram, at the vaudeville show, aa the black-fac- e comedian waa boisterously applauded. "Yea, Indeed," amlled the city man; "anyone can see that that fellow la a negro." self-mad- e Loathe Rich Indian. The per capita wealth of the Indian er Is approximately 2,130, that Americans Is only a little more than 1,300. The lands owned by the Indians are rich In oil, timber and other natural resources of all kinds. Some of the best timber land In the United for-oth- The value of their agricultural lands in. the- millions. The ranges which they'poBsesa support about 500,-00- 0 sheep and cattle, owned by lessees, bringing In a revenue of more than 272,000 to the various tribes besides providing feed for more than 1,500,000 head of horses, cattle, sheep and goats belonging do the Indians themselves. Practically the only asphalt deposits In the United States are bn Indian landa. Red Man. ruaa up - ' ' No Slang for Her. "Slip me a brace of cackles!" ordered the chesty-lookinman with a bored air, aa he perched on the first stool in the lunchroom A what?" asked the waitress, as she placed a glass of water before g him. "Adam and Eve flat on their backs! pair of aunnysidera!" said the young man In an exasperated tone. You got me, kid," returned the waitress. Watcha want?" Eggs up," said the young man. " the kind that come before the hen or after, I never knew which. Why didnt you say ao In the first Youd a place?" asked the waitress. had em by this time." said the Well, of all things s young man. "I knew what he was drlvln at all the time, began the waitress as the young man departed. "But hes one of them fellers that thinks they can get by with anything. He don't know that they're using plain English now in restaurants." A ' ' The , League of Pol Itenees. . , , Tbe League of Polltenesa has been formed In Berlin. It alma at lnculcat-nbetter manners among the people f Berlin. It waa founded upon the ftiltiatlve of Frauleln Cecelle Meyer, who waa Inspired by an existing organization In Rome. In deference to the r Berlin the parent organization league haz chosen the Italian motto, This will be em"Pro gentlleiza. blazoned upon an attractive little medal worn where Germans are accustomed to wear the Insignia of orders. The Idea la that a glaance at the "talisman will annihilate any Inclination to Indulge In bad temper or discourteous language. "Any polite person" is eligible for membership. t g - The Country Churchyard." Those who recall Grays Elegy In a Country Churchyard", will remember that the , peaceful spot where the rude forefathers of the hamlet sleep la Identified with 8L Giles. Stoke Poges, Buckinghamshire. In the prosaic pages of a recent laaue of tbe Gazette there appears an order In council providing that ordinary Interments are henceforth forbidden in tbe churchyard. - A' "You shouldnt have called that a pig." said Ahe conciliatory man. "Thats right, replied the vindictive person. "There la no sense In Implying that hes worth 40 cents a pound - to anybody " . Blissful lgnorsnc. ; u Were you nervous when you proposed to your wife?" asked the sentimental person. No," replied Mr. Meekton; "but If 1 could have foreseen the next ten years I would have been." . Economy In Art. Economy. "Of course," said Mr. SIrlua Barker, The late former Governor Allen D. 1 want my daughlT to have some Candler 6f Georgia was famous in sort of an artistic education. 1 think the south for hla quaint humor. -"Governor Candler." said a Gaines- Ill have her study singing." or literature?" Why not art ville man,' "once abandoned cigars for Art spoils canvas and paint and a pipe at the beginning of the year. He Stuck to hla resolve till the years literature wastes reams of paper. Singing merely produce a tempori end. Then he was heard to aay: of the atmosphere. disturbance I have actual Hy calculation, saved by smoking a pipe Instead of Home JheuShL cigars this year 208. But where Is It must have. heeiL frightful," ur- Mrs. Bossim to her husband, who Tell me what in the earthquake. Moslem Traditions. whew yon was first exalted-hthought your Ramadan is the month y Moslems above all others. .In that awakened In your room at the Tiptel month the Koran according to Mos- and heard the alarm. My first thought was of you, anlem tradition was brought down br Gabriel from heaven and delivered to swered Mr. Bossim. How noble! .. men in small sections. In that month, Yes. First thing I knew, a vase off Mohammed waa accustomed to retire from Mecca to the cave of Hlra, for the mantel caught me on tbe ear; prayer and meditation. In that month then a chair whirled In my direction, Abraham, Moses and other prophets and when I jumped to tha middle of received their divine revelations. In the room four or five books and n that month the doors of heaven are framed picture struck me all At once." Even after saying that, be affected always open, the passages to bell are So to wonder w'hat made her so angry for shut, and the devils are chained. run., the traditions. Tbe Christian the remainder of the evening. Macks National Monthly. Herald, . . New Process of 8talnlng Glass. The art of coloring glass has been lost and refound, jealously guarded tion last night, didnt you?" Yea." and maliciously stolen so many times in the history of civilisation that It What did they aay?" - Well, one recommended one thing seems almost Impossible to say anyYet some- thing new on glass staining. and tbe other recommended process has been discovered for mathing else." "A deadlock, eh?" king the stained glass used In windows "No. they finally told me to mix which is a departure from anything known at the present time. What th em!" Venetians and the Phoenicians knew of It we cannot tell. Hard on the Mare. The glass first receives Its design la Twice, as the bus slowly wended Its way up tbe steep Cumberland Gap, the mineral colors and the whole Is then door at the rear opened and alammedr flreld In a heat so intense that the coV At first those inside paid little heed; orlng matter and the glass are indt but the third time 'demanded to know solubly fused. The most attractive why they should be disturbed In this feature of this method Is that the surfashion. face acquiree a peculiar pebbled chap Whist," cautioned the driver, meter In the heat, so that when the doant spake so loud; ihell overhear glass Is in place the lights are delightus," fully soft and mellqw. Who?" In making a large window in many 'The mare. Spake low! Shure, Ol'm shades each panel la separately moulddesavin th craytnre. Everry tolm ed and bent and the sections are asshe 'ears th door close, the think sembled In a metal frame. won o' yes lz gettin down ter walk np th hill, an that sort o raises her Our Voices. ' I think oar conversational soprano Success Magazine. sperrtta. as sometimes overheard In the cars, Exaggeration.' arising from a group of young peraonx . On her arrival in New York Urns. who have taken the train at one of Sara Bernhardt, replying to a compli- our great Industrial centers, for Inment on her youthful appearance, stance, young persons of the female said: The secret of my youth? It sex, we will say, who have bustled In Is the good God and then, you know, full dressed, engaged in loud, strident I work all the time. But I am a speech, and who, after free discussion, ahe continued, have fixed on two or more double thoughtfully, "so how can these many seats, which having secured, they procompliments be true? I am afraid my ceed to eat apples and hand round frienda are exaggerating." I say,' I think the daguerreotypes Mme. Bernhardts laugh, spontane- conversational soprano, heard under ous as a girls, prompted a chorus of these circumstances, would not be "No, no!" among the allurements the old enemy "Yea, said tbe actress, "uncon- would put In requisition were he getscious exaggeration, like the French ting up a new temptation of St. An. nurse on the boulevard. Our boule- thony. . are more are There vards sweet voices among us, much crowded than your streets, yon know, and, although we all know, and voices not musical. we have numerous accidents, things It may be, to those who hear them aren't ulte as bad aa the nurse sug- for the first time, yet sweeter to ns than any we shall hear until we listen gested. "Her little charge, a boy of elx, to some warbling angel in the overbegged her to stop a while In a crowd, ture to that eternity of blissful hap surrounding an automobile accident monies we hope to enjoy. But why Please wait the little boy said, Want should I tell lies? If my friends love" to tee the man who was run over. me, it Is because I try. to .tell the No; hurry,- - bis nurse answered. truth. I never heard but two voices There will be plenty more to see in my life that frightened me by theU sweetness. Holmes. 'further on.' " A Medical Compremlsa. "You had two doctors In consulta- V one child. Oecrlbed. What sunny sloems and golden dreamt Miner Starts Trouble. Kntcker I love the good, the true, Tho paealns years unfold. , soft and warm tha lovellght beams the beautiful. Wellaton, Ohio. At the hohae of a How When you are crowlnf old. Stella Thia la so sudden, but I am tick neighbor,, Frank Buckley, a mincure father will consent er, stabbed hla wife fatally, ordered Mrs. Louia Boggs, a neighbor to leave Thar Was a Reason. htr sickbed snd go out in the snow, When Edwin reached home the and drove her husband away. Buckley other evening he was pained to find then placed hla wife on a sofa and Angelina with tears streaming down with a knlfd and revolver threatened tier face. to kill anyone who tried to arrest him I "My love,", he cried, "why are you or to minister to hla wife. The police creeping?" , were called and Patrolman Shlrrea "I am not weeping." she replied, shot Buckley through the heart cheerfully; "these tear are stimuMoney Rules Lords of War. lated." In he a superior Chicago. All Europe la In hock to laughed "Ha, ha!" manner; "you mean simulated my Its unclca." Therefore, there will be A Weekly" printed some crttlclsme of the slaw of affinity, an things needed to manufacThis trial has demonstrated:' no war for many years to come, beclaims made for our foods It1 evidently did ture the elixir of life." dear simulated." not fancy our reply printed In various newThat Brain Is made of Phosphate of Potash Further on he says: "The beginning and end ..No, I dont" she returned, "I mean cause the pawnbrokers will not perspaper. and brought suit far libel At the trial of the matter la to supply the lacking princisimulated. Ive been peeling onions." mit anything which will Impair the some Interesting facta came out as the principal Mineral Salt, added to alW loans they have made. Briefly, these ple, and In molecular form, exactly as nature Scotch Piety. furnlabee it la vegetables, fruits and grain. v Some of Jba chemical ud medical experta ' re the conclusions -- of David Start .e To supply deficiencies this la the only law of differed widely. Two Scots, one old and the other Jordan, president of Leland Stanford cure." The , following facts, however, were quit young, set out one bright winter university as he delivered them MonThat Grape-Nut- s contains that element as The natural conclusion is that if 'Phosphate clearly established: morning to walk ten miles to the kirk. day night In a lecture on The Old r of mineral Potash is In needed the element more than one-haof all Its mineral salts. ' Analysis of brain by an unquestionable Thq gun abone gloriously. The f ro- Peace With Velvet Sandaled Feet, at brain and you use food which does not contain wan md rang under their feet - The Abraham Lincoln Center. Geoghegan, ehowt of Mineral Salta, It, yon have brainfag because ita daily loss la Phosphoric Acid and Potuh combined (PhosA healthy brain la Important, if ono would cold, pure air was aa exhilarating aa "do things" In this world. phate of Potash), 3.91 per cent of the total not supplied. To Control Waters of Colorado. wine. The younger Scot looked up at th food eat If 6.33 of all Mineral Salts. On to known you contrary. beArrangements the glittering blue sky and said; Washington. be rich in this element, you place before the-lif- e r A man who sneers at "Mind" smeers at tho This is over I ' f tween . "Its a fine day." the state department and tha best apd least .understood part of himself. forces that which nature demands for Beaunls, another authority, ahows "PhosTbe older man frowned and That part which some folks believe links us to Mexican embassy have been conclul-ephoric Acid combined" and Potash 73.44 per th Infinite. for the construction of a dam and In the trial a Sneer wh uttered because Mr. from cent a total of 101.07, s , announced that he had made years of re.Post "Aye, It la a fine day; but la this a levee on the lower Colorado river In Phosmore Considerable asks for a healthy brain upon which to of that one-hal- f a day to be talking about days. search In thia country and some clinics of act,Mind Imperial valley. and Nature has defined a way to make a ; phate of Potash. Europe, regarding the effect of the mind on healthy brain and renew it day by day as it One on the Senator. Analysis of Grape-Nu- t shows: Potassium digestion of food. Trying to Surround Insurgents. -and Phosphorus. twhich join and make PhosBul w must be patient with those' who la used up from work of th previous day.-The w Itof Bishop Seth Ward Chihuahua, Mexico. The '2,000 gov of Potash), la considerable more than sneer at facts they know phate nothing about muse Nashville frequently. Natures way to rebuild is by the use of food ernment reinforcements are said to one-hal- f of all the mineral salts In the food. Mind does not work well on a brain that is which supplies the things required. Bishop Ward, In company with two be on the march pursuant to-design Dr. Geo. W. Carey, an authority on the conbroken down by lack of nourishment mat ora, came forth from a Nashville o f surrounding the Insurgents. For A peaceful and evenly poised mind is stituent elements pt the body, aays: "The ccptlon tbe otbcr day and tuterttr this purpose theynave about 2,SuO digestion.- -' a. Worry, anxiety, fear, hate, Ac., Ae Jfroctly waiting motor car. by the Inorganic 'cell-ealPotaaslum Phosphate men. Interfere with or stop th flow of Ptyalln, tho (Phosphate of Potash). This salt unites with Ah, bishop," said one of hla albumen and by th addition of oxygen creates digestive juice of th mouth, and also interBalloonist Is Killed. "you are not like your Mas-r- . nerve fluid or the gray matter of th brain. fere with th flow of the digestive juices of He was content o ride an aas." Havana. Frederick Brown, a circus course, Of is and pancreas. there a stomach and , salts trace other of , x "Tea, and bo should I be," Bishop performer of Buffalo, while attemptother organic matter in nerve fluid, but Potaa-- Therefore, th mental state of th Individual no such theres but balloon make a ard answered, , ascension, ing to slum Phosphate Is the chief factor, and has baa much to do (more than suspected), with Bimal to be got nowadays. They struck a projection of a building. 11 the power within itself to attract, by 1U own digestion. Battle CreeR, MicH. Detroit fell 100 feet to th ground and was ake them all senators, ro Pro?. killed. "What - Food?Brain About Came in the R.ecent - This Question Up Trial for Libel. r aed-water- lf one-hal- f. brain-buildin- ' -- a t, "There Renson com-inlon- s, Postuxn Cereal Co., Ltd,, ! - "T |