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Show R TOM SIMS SAYS These hot days always come at the wrong time of the year Maybe an optimist is a man who thinks the world Is like It is A woman's ambition is to look as well as she thinks she looks. The average man never reaches his goal until he reaches his gold. When she promises to be a sister to you, look out brother Princess Anaatasla swallowed a false tooth and felt biting pains. love Is blind ' BleBsed be the tie that blinds About time you get used to a straw hat it in too dirty to wear A man with cold feet always pretends pre-tends It Is a cool head. Every time we think about the coal strike we put more moth balls in our winter underwear. The fellow who thrusts himself for- UmrH rtftan f-r,j,r.i mi, c -..! An Illinois school boy has written a movie scenario and we can't decide which one it was. The reason some houses lack paint is some daughters don't., A wise man never laughs at a woman wom-an or shoots at a policeman You uay tbuak you have bad luck. A .but in Chicago. Daniel McCarthy broke j his only kg i It takes a stiff upper lip to shave I with a straight razor Summer is. the silly season An Alabama man is suing a girl for breach of promise Trouble with getting rich quick is you may get caught quicker Russian Grand Duke married a dressmaker Now he knows everything every-thing Detroit man who struck a match to look at his gas Is learning to read with his fingers. Try to convince an umpire that a man may be down but never out The trouble in Europe Is it won't slay there Late styles always look as If they came in too early. The razorback hog is reported dwindling; but they may be growing safety razorbacks Now they tell women low heels mean flat feet. Last year they said high heels meant flat heads. This may be an awful country, but an African thermometer drops to 98 every winter. Cheer up. Only 30 days hath September. |