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Show f. ,. jSR) TOM SIMS SAYS . . Wo can all be thankful thlai Thanksgiving collectors don't carry guus. Funny things are true. The (savings bank originated in Scotland. The way to a man's heart is! through his mouth, but the wav to ai woman's Is through her earB. Chicago hotels ask to perve mlnco, pie with brandy this Thanksgiving. Some even want to leave out the pie. I Threo men who tried to organize tho League of Henpecked Husbands are still at large. The Ohio man who has eaten 214 kinds of mushrooms should try arsenic. Do your Christmas mailinc early so you can get an answer Several small nations are planning their New Year revolutions ' High noses." fays Dr. Wood, "fndi cater brains." We say they may indi-1 cate the neighbors are cooking cab-' bage. Do your Christmas mailing early and avoid tho pickpockets. - Money isn't everything, but it is Very useful in paying bills. Governor-elect of New Hampshirr ih a former baseball player. We nomi nato Dempscy for bndget director. Washington experts say our home are too warm Tear 1 hi3 up before tho Janitor sees It The U. S. has shipped 70.000 pair of galoshes to the Balkans, but thiu Isn't quite far enough. Canada Is declaring war on single men Another result of woman's in fluence In politic? Gradyaneskchovltsky, Galicla, hat had an earthquake and you can'i blame the earthquake. Too many wive want lo share hall of their husband's winnings and none of their husband's losses. We have most of the world's autofl Money made the mnre go. Most any man ran be popular bj keeping his opinions to himself Fashion decrees women's wlntei shoes must have loose tongues. On? calls them her prohibition shoes. |