Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1922-08-20 | Page 29 | Among Us Mortals

Ltthsre one of Kjirest bird? in Ev-tht man fe bought the K. of auto-K auto-K fret Just KViut his name nJdress would . for adver-Wm adver-Wm purposes to Bakers of this HjisUr cir. It's mk, r are sworn j II s 1 i i i AMONG US MORTALS "PEOPLE YOU SELDOM MEET" By RICHARD VINCENT CULTER Cmpyrifhl (fl .s r. tntnr , Tro- .W.ifl. i.ltf U It J'.Jl.M OM tM Exhibit number four is also quite excep-fetal excep-fetal an airplane passenger who actually A kfe.nt the end of his first flight, that he ns Dearly scared to death. i j Vou have probably met n lot of people who say they take a cold shower every single morning, weather and snisi m notwithstanding, not-withstanding, hut who really don't do it at all. But hi rc is a chap who actually takes one and doesn't brag about it 1 1 ere is where your credulity cre-dulity gets a terriblt strain a woman who drank before Prohibition, Prohibi-tion, but who d m' drink now We never have m i such a case but we are assured on good authority that one really exists Another rare specimen is the person over forty who 1 . approves of Uic Younger Generation. This por- fl ; J f trail had to be a pure gut i lor we never met one. tfl ( i If ; L.. . II JL Hi "Tfi. jl "The bather who doesn't remark, after the first plunge I ftFrv! rjji I )'1, 'sn co n"trr vou rrt "' " Ever meet onei rr NCithCT l"' ' I Sol Geltlicber, of Snappy Fiilums, Inc., is in danger of n stroke of apoplexy apo-plexy and will he lucky if he liis through it. He has stumbled across the first instance in history of a girl who doesn't think she would make a good movie actress. Rnjht at tin t j of the page in the plao of honor place this Dodo Bird tin woman v. ho is satisfied with her figure, doesn't long to be : fatter or slimmer, taller or shorter, ; and whose hair is just the right shad. I Very rare, very rare! He doesn't look tcejqt!onal,but he is.' This golfer admits he is playing "off his game when Ins score is good and "on Ins game" when he shoots around one hundred and twenty bsbsbsIbsIbsbsbsbsbsbsbsbsIbsbsbsbI