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Show 1 " & TOM SIMS SAYS 4 Many a man who hasn t time to vote has time to cuss congress. The pessimist Is never surprised 1 when he is disappointed. Some marry because they hato to c. around alone and some get divorce for the same reason. Thanksgiving Is coming, but there! Is no law against being thankful be- I fore It arrives. Fuel hint: Closet doors burn quick ly and make a hot fire. If the New Jersey singer and mln-' Inter were only alive they could be-' come movie actors. ! I Peace is in sight. Insurance company com-pany finds Americans set fatter and everybody loves fat people. A nwlywed tells us he expected to be master of his nous, but finds he is only a paymaster. All the eccentric dancers are not on the stage. It is estimated campaign cigars have caused too many headaches. An ounce of Invention Is worth a pound of work. Beauty secret: Getting money be-i fore sponding it Is excellent for preventing pre-venting gray hair. -4 Fishermen say the cod gobbles up everything. Then it must b named after C. O. D. Sometimes wo think mothballs draw mot hp Cupid Is always runninc .iain.i money for governor Of the state of matrimony It takes years to get a good reputation repu-tation and only a few minutes to get 8 bad reputation. Maude Adams has a way to show movies In the light. Now we will see who cats peanuts A minister would have more races In his congregation if he would count some as two faces. Make a mousetrap better than your neighbor and you will catch all of b;s rats. A cook tells us the most misunderstood misunder-stood thing Is a prune. Twenty years r.go today those who Criticise our young folks now were being be-ing criticised Health hint Never practice on a trombone at midnight. Scientists say the world was co r ed with Ice once. This winter maybe may-be an anniversary. Now is the time to start something o swear off New Years. |