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Show iTlai I'M' HECTIC 1 HASH ff i By 0. Q. a m U ! Arthur T&fadr Jones of Smith col-! I lego Bays meteorites are not so In-, tensely cold as supposed when they, reach the earth's atmosphere. Now that that lo settled suppose some one i tackle tho problem ot mooting the year's accumulation of debts, beginning begin-ning Tuesday morning. The scientists also are going to reproduce re-produce tho love gibberli-.n of prehistoric prehis-toric rn.:n by measuring the palatal arches and nose cavities of prehistoric skulls. I Something useful again Caveman comes along articulates, "Ekle, Ekle, coco bolo." meanwhile balancing big ttlck on beloved's cranium. . . This Is Interpreted to mean: "Tunk of my dinosaur, hide of my bear, accept ac-cept this slight token of my adoration adora-tion (bing) and let u wed." But the college bugs enjoy It. They'd rather poke their finger into I musty crevices or stir the dust of I agea from an antique than bask in the smiles of some fair hourl. It's all in the viewpoint and the Inclination. " in IRY. OF THE OFFIt E rOWEL I inursaay au iresn ana oican from the laundry. Bljj . hlef tkes me to wipe off his desk Wots one end f mo lo gather up tho dust. Throws me on radiator to dry. Friday Janitor folds me up and puts me back In caoo. Ah. 'tis good I to be bac k home again. 1 1 o'clock Joe dries his hands on dean Hide Lots, his face go because I'm soiled. Saturday Office boys wipes off all of tho desks. Jim rubs up his shoes I with mo. How I hate that: Howl low I have sunk! I Sunday Office closed. Get good long rest. Monday I'm a desk wiper oga'.n. My soul revolts. Am getting so dirty; I scarcely know myself, ,11m shlned I his shoes again. Ugh! Tuesday Steno goes to dry her' hands. Her lip curls She trios a Us-i eue counterfeit. How I love that girl' h. how I hate that tissue! Wednesday Hero I am all in a; heap on tho floor, soggy, feeling poor-Ish. poor-Ish. Laundry man gathers me up and throws me Into a bag with other poor unfortunates. My spirits rl3o. I am on tho way to my weekly bath. The hot Kuds exhlllrafe and put new life Into me The hot iron soothes my frazzled edges. Thursday Back to the office again. F.-ellng fine. Wonder what'Il happen this week7 oo |