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Show . - jjK TOM SIMS SAYS The skirt, long may tt flap Any man ran prove ho has cood sense by saying thnl you huve. Sometimes think the bookworm is kin to the. hook-worm Kansas City fins a Tiffany Coal Co, and WS -n prove It. A London doctor says our ffirla work too much. Our experience la they work too many. If you want a man to growl at you trc-ut him like a dog. Turkey la having her day After Turkey day come Turkey hash. You can t uplift a man by Bitting down on him Our nw tariff is s-aid to be an elastic elas-tic tariff. It has to be to cover a multitude of sins The man who doem't knov pood mtnnTs, frequently K"ts in the soup S hllo eating It. This winter's coul shorta?f reminds us of tho saying "Many are cold, but f W arc frozen." Men get Intoxicated with love Th;l Is why It is bootlegged The two principal causes of divorce are men nnd women. RalKull, famous bandit OSS quit. It Is understood competition in his line ! was too keen. Truth is stranjfor than fiction. Etj doesn't como around as often "'arpnt!T lost, -ay tlve Judges, because be-cause he waa "hors de combat.M Tho English for tlii- Is rinl la guorre." About the hardest thing to cure lfl Injured feelings A woman paid a taxi bill with 42,-t 42,-t ooo pennlfea Her children certainly I can save pennies. Every' man knows lie will accldcnt- lally mail r e-,tr In a trash can baton jhe dlcv I New alrplano has a radio set sol friends can be notified when It plans! to drop In on them. About the onlv d Iffferencfl between th rrlrl n 1900 nnd the girl of 1922 in 22 years Gossiping is an Indoor sport that develops thS Jaw. Sine oysters came back nine million mil-lion pieces of shell have been mistaken mis-taken for pearls |