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Show . - i WALSHSsHtTER BIG ED" RANKS AS BEST little (her Mr. o. hand in his Ptckse Explanation as to Reason Somewhat Dispelled tha Odor of Romance. Henna and Peeke were two henpeckmen.JTho other day they met, and, after a few caaual remark concerning the weather, the aubject of women and unfortunata husbands was perhaps naturally dlscftssed. To came Henne, however, auddenly thought of years ago, when he was a happy bachelor, and (unconscioualy of what Fate had In atore for him) waa "walking out" a girl who was, later on, destined to bring him misery. look In Peeke, seeing s "far-awa- y hit companion's eyes, inquired the Henne retorted dramatimeaning. cally, "t was Just then thinking, old fellow, of those happy days long ago when I used to hold that girl's hand in mine for hours when But the equally, unfortunate Peeke suddenly cut bis companion short by exclaiming: "Why, that's nothing! Cheer up! Do you know, only yesterday 1 held my wife's hand for three ed married Thats the kind Libbys There Isnt an- other sliced dried beef like it Good? Its the inside cat of the finest sor-rowa- k U ' V trv aM Mail oi hew lurk. " Tkwww fu4, Mlb , MQVA&9 E BJJSTSi A8Ihih Lesd. kUTer, X or $1; GoM, Cupper, L Mi jin " f1 (Ollciue. LJilwrlOMUi NnUonal Buk. JokL aSireii pH 1UI LOOKI 52B1Q WIXXERS AfiEITS Ilf CO, 108 So. Jnffereou ktmt, W. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. Chicago 33-19- 12. Homely Philosophy. " After all, It Isn't always those with the loudest voices that have the best things to say,' said the little brown hen." To be sweet and clean every woman should use Paxtine In sponge bathing. It eradicates perspiration and all other body odors. , At druggists, ' 25c a box or sent postpaid On receipt of price by The Paxton Toilet Co, Boa-toMass. Not So Bad, 1 dont see how you can find life worth living in such a small town. Oh, its not so bad. We probably have just as many scandals here as there are in your neighborhood." Jake that I never will forget uada soon after I joined the You fellows may not '.hurts a young fellow who win to lose a game that hrrfela tie ugbt to have won, and lcnow that he lost worse than tl It himself by piece of carelessness, I had been working hard and was very anxious o get back into winning shape. You see it was a test as to whether or not I could make good, e natural desire to win and besides Id the Job. I bad startwanted to ed well, goneVwrong and was getting my arm Into snape again when I was called upon to ltch a game against the Athletics. sVtt had beaten them a game, and another victory for us meant the series, as Wtalsh was saved for the final game, ant to take three out of four from that team meant a lot We wanted all four and revenge. !was going well, and had the game pretty well In hand. The luck was breaking against us. We really ought to have scored half a dozen runs, but we came down to the ninth with only two, and the Athletics had the same number. I led off the inning with a hit, was eacriflced down to second and took third tin an out I was standing there on the bag praying almost for a hit to win the game. I thought we bad to win right there or never win at all, as my arm had been weakening for two innrngs, and I was afraid they would get to me if I was forced to go another round. Zelder was sent to bat and he whipped a hot one between Tit-Bit- TWO they were the largest carbuncles he ever saw. I Buffered the most intense agony, ao much that I could not rest or sleep for about a month. One was lanced four times. When the first began to get better another broke out and waa equally aa painful as the first one. I heard of Cuticura Soap and Ointment being good for such things, ao 1 procured a box of Cuticura Ointment and k cake of Cuticura Soap. I washed both the carbuncles with Cuticura Soap frequently whenever any pus began to gather, and applied tha Cuticura Ointment I felt relief after tbs first use of Cuticura Soap and Ointment, and in a week's time both carbuncles were gone and I waa completely cured. I have not ben trou- tions excels ies Post Toast- in tempting the palate. Toasties are a lux-dghi-fthat make a ury economy. eli ul hot-weat- 2500 Pittsburg Beauty. jole, Ty Cobb and other hitting stars of the American league will tell yon tbe same story. Ask Lajole about the thus I fanned him in Cleveland with the American league championship hi take. ' The spltter'ls a terror when works right One day I had Detroit in tbe nine-holand you know tbt Tigers are some hitter. I think Cobb and Crawford ar two of the greatest strikers tha game ever produced. . The spltier had them all standing on theit head. Neither Ty new Sam could gel it out of the Infield. 1 held them bit less for eight rounds and had two gents gone ia th ninth when my catcher muffed a foul tip. If he had only held tha leather It would have meant another out and given me a no hit game against the Tigers. The "muff gave the batsman one more chance. H dumped a roller to Tannehlil, who had a bard play to make and missed hia man. The scorer called it a hit "Elmer Strlcklett invented the spit ball in 1904. I swiped the idea from Elmer and have been perfecting it ever since. Now I think Ive got the spitball down , finer than any other man in tbe game. e, atyl" Frank Lange. short and third. 1 saw Barry diva at die ball and when it passed him I yelled and started to jog home slowly, satisfied that 'f I could hold them through the niuth I had the game in my pocket. I was up within A few feet of the plate when I looked down toward second and saw Zelder trying to stretch his hit for two bases. Instead of tagging the plate I stopped to a walk to watch the play. I woke up Just a piece of a second too late. Hub Purdus Irritated. Hub Purdue was said to have received Jess money with Boston than some of the pitchers on the staff who havent put In a full game yet this year. -- No wonder he was irritated. - crea- Notwithstanding the Reds cant understand bow O'Toole gets away with it, it is probable that he will be a sue--: cessful pitcher unless something hap-- ; , , pens to his arm. Thera ia no greater pitcher than Ed Walsh of the Chicago Americana, and In intelligence Big Ed also ranks high. first package its own story. The Memory Lisgert' Sold by Cmcoi. S. A. gtaatartlm At Every Croeata Libby, M-N- & eiD L&tj Ciicip 150 ACRES RICH gan to break out which emitted pus, tnd my hesd became sore and scaly. I had dandruff alao. I used Cuticura Soap for a shampoo with, hot water, and used the Cuticura Ointment on my ADSOLUTELY scalp, and it afforded instant relief, folHo cost now or kerestlar lowed by absolute cure." (Signed) nut. I - -, UHurmnUoo. WteoaeiMB4teaoU.A44ft George Il Wetsell, Dec. 11, 1911. MITCHELL HMHOIf Cuticura Soap end; Ointment told t, 9. 901 411, BWitM WUI tUTIU, KV 10St or world. the each throughout Sample free, with' 32 p. Skin Book, Address poet-car-d "Cuticura, Dept L, Boston." DAISY FLY KILLER STES tin. tot, Ma a Consistent. Yqur friend ie very HSMI. 5 ion Daubert to Live in Brooklyn. Jake Daubert, the star first seeker 'Big Ed Walsh. of ' the Brooklyn team, will give up his billiard and pool ball business in He says tbe spitball is and will conLlewellyn, Pa his old home, and live tinue to be tbe most effective ball a in Brooklyn the year around. pitcher can throw. One can understand how OToole 8chaefer on the Stag. could fan Beecher (a star hitter on Herman Schaefer of the Senators the Cincinnati team) three times will make a hit next winter on the straight, and also make every other vaudeville stage if he pulls some of man on theHeam miss them after the stunts he ia doing this summer in reading what Walsh says ha can do the coaching box. to sych hitters aa Cobb, Crawford and Jackson, the stars of the American Howard Is Released. league. The White Box t wirier says: Del Howard, the former "When Ive got my spltter breaking player, has been released by right I can beat any ball club in the tbe St Paul club to the San Francisco No uaa trying to bat against club of the Pacific Coast league. . It, lt'a simply nnhittable. Larry La- .n A. ilU TJ MHsMl98Ulflrlt wul her" Jr I Hold Of lag and be BAHOlsA saw only black snakes. soil m lor M NiwmshI Iff Ha doesnt bAmKCw'G HAIR BALSAU 1 ( T IV k cat may have nine lives, but can kick tha bucket a dozen times codtlnue to bold her Job. -- r !Hm Ml SB! fwitrir wfc. BnnaiA pestlu tor Ofr to its TwtftM Owwb toir feuinr. RbUft to H AGENTS wort 5aiS5S.fcd,nr' tbe. Hver? trurle mtotftto Mini ft a ao ft liMwii ftaiM to Bui fuH IUi Hutto Meuft C KPD lid u John Titus is just slamming that old globule for the Boston Braves. Cleveland has grabbed from its To )edo farm Outfielder Arthur Haugek Thl Speakerja 23 years old. Five years ago he cott the Boston manage' ment $800. Pitcher Collins ofYanderbllt fame Is desired by Oark Griffith for the Washington club. Last year fans stopped going to games in St. Lou!.Thla yearjher arent any fans there. Ray Caldwella bad arm ia still bad nd it may be a long time before be will pitch any real b&lL worl. i Never has Charlie Wagner With the Boston Red Sox been more brilliant than at present. Boston first in tbe American, last In the National! New York firat ia the National, last in the American 1 Three times this season the Giants Lave run np nine wins ina row, besides their sixteen straight victories. Dave Altizer was treated to a fine bf $50 for Jawing with a spectator in I recent American association game. I They call Mr. Marqqnard Rube, but be baa demonstrated that ha la not Hrely unsophisticated in tha art of itchfnx. ' The Kind You llavo ' ALCOHOL- -3 PER CENT Vegetable Preparation for As similating the Food and Reg ula ling the Stomachs and Bowels of Ju Promotes Diges lion,Cheerful-nes- s and Rest Contains neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral Always Bought Bears the ' A. 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"The new actor in this ' company certainly know how to act on people's feelings with fine touches." "Yes; he used to be a dentist. A cow and M sifUlBf. SfrUnb (HMTMtSMl SJQME Chicago-Louisvill- e Cowl hoa ifcmk CM. fertf. wsisistw For Infants and Children. -- The fat mp In ttarUiatJ bled since. "I also had eczema of the scalp. My scalp itched fearfully and pimples be "Marty OToole , says Hank ODay, manager of the Cincinnati Reds, "has a spitball that breaks something like Walshs, but ha has nowhere near as much speed nor anything like as good control, and yet he la getting more strikeouts getting them against good batters, too. Rather bard to figure, but be getting away with it In clever Many deEdous dishes have heed made from Indian Corn by the aluQ and ingenuity of the expert cook. But none of these Don't accept "ajuataa good." Prom relish to roast, boa condiment to oonssrvs, tha quality of Libby's Rsady-to-Ssr- rs Foods Is always aoporior. And thay don't coat oo whit mors than tha ordinary kinds. Veterans' Home, Napa Co., Cal I was afflicted with two carbuncle on tha back of my neck. The doctor said Marty O'Toole, Post Toasties . Always Insist on Libbys CARBUNCLES ON NECK g? Zelder slid, and was called out and then I Jumped for the plate and ran an to the bench, hoping that my break had been overlooked. It hadnt The umpire at the plate had seen roe, and when some one on the Athletic bench made the claim that I bad not touched the plate when Zelder waa touched out- - he'Tefused to let my run count. Of course we kicked, but down in my heart I koevr they were right They did not score in the ninth, ad the run ( threw away would have won, and they beat na out in the tenth., Watch me from now on and see bow rapidly come home on anything. Itr.was a good lesson, but a bitter one at the time, and ril never forget It. (Copyright. 1912, by IT. O. Chapman.' A Triumph 1 Of Cookery creamed dried beef, and but just try it Then youll know I FREE advertising literature. it" Lets see I Theres FOOTHILL LAUD Expect Big 8ale of Red Cross Seals. The campaign for selling Red Cross seals this year will be carried on in practically every state and territory in the United States, and even in Porto lyco, the Canal Zone, Hawaii and Philippine islands. No less than 100,000 volunteer agents, including department, drug and other kinds of stores, motion picture theaters, individuals, and others, will be engaged in the work. Before the sale is completed, it is expected that at least 100,000,000 seals will have been printed and distributed, besides several million posters, display cards and other forms of and forget stands supreme.' The tasty dishce one can make with it are almost numberless. What?" said the startled Henne. Yea, It's a fact," resumed Peeke, sorrowfully; "and I declare if Id let loose-sbe- 'd Ixmdon have killed me. good-b- "ice-cold- Sliced Dried Beef hours." solid o Speed the Parting Guest Father Knickerbocker Cant stay a little longer! Departing Visitor No. Haven't a red cent left , Father Knickerbocker Oh! Well, Hot Weather; Drink. Philip Hale, one of Bostons latter-da- y phllosopiiers, recommends barley water as a more sensible drink for hot " blends of waweather than ters, sirups, acids, gulped at the marble fountains. Mr. Hale's recipe for his favorite tipple is as follows: "For three pints of water you will require a teacupful and a half of well washed pearl-barl- ey, four lumps of sugar and the thin rind and Juice of one lemon. Pour boiling water over it, cover with a saucer and let it stand till cold; then strain again and again till clear, and pour Into a jug." A buttermilk fan adds: "Then set the jug in a cool place beef sliced to wafer thin- ness. tNft M9M i fteWNWV, m MM ftlffVi |
