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Show . . i fiR TOM SIMS Jtf" SAYS j i If you don't like, some neighbor ?lv.-his ?lv.-his little boy a drum What's in a name' J C Penny has insured his nfc )0r $.1,000.00.. Kid McCO who has married eisl" tJmes. Is bnnkrupt. Two may live ;i . I cheaply as one. but nine can't. A telephone stand for Christmas may help a friend stand his telephone Figures show the average farmer ; made $465 this year, but some ?a 'this in $2000 more than they pot. i andleaticks make good Christmas gifts The big heavy kind ire better 'or chasing burglars HardinE'f moltto seems to be "Don't give up the ship subsidy." Women's fur coats have jumped to three crying spells higher than they juere last Christmas. j Debate was held by radio in Boston, I which would be a line way to argue with somebody you can't lick. Will you need s gift for an enemy 01 yours" Give him cheap cigars. We tan learn from others In the Philippines, women are not allowed io hold boxinc; matches. The children like skates, but they are hard on the seats of their pants We ft wear off on New YO ,afler that we swear ofr and Of In giving a watch you csjri It is your lime now." or "He have a good time." Skeleton of a Raluchlstcrtn I been found In Mnnp.olia. Rel ihe name in case you meet onei What will you :he fath'ei him asbestos gloves to be wl opening f'hristmas bills. Mistaking shaving cream n paste is iioi an bad as m washing powder for talcum. paper money in Amer : ssued in lfi90. Some ol this er seen a collection plate. M True sportsmen will not kl ihan the law's allowance of g i the others will not either. A San I : n c i i baby of 140 can ask for something in .1 gu;tqe?. Wouldn't v ou hate t her when -lie crows up? Man h.i- n uea- substitute') and coffee, but restaurants hs! 'using one for years und years Gone are the da when ml had a kick. With onlj a ft w more days; io play, the score shows the CI 'ers have won. |