Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1922-11-14 | Page 10 | Ye Editor Turns up Missin'

YE EDITOR TURNS UP MiSSIN' i Il-V KJTOHEL PIXLET ( Our own Special Correspondent) MOCi ADORE: Nov 13 A red flannel flan-nel shirt, a pair of blue overalls from Hop Lees laundry line ami Editor Beeswlck of The Reform Clarion Is mlssln'. Last Sunday at 2:15 a m , ono ot those dude automobeels overturned into the ditch as It was leavin' "IJuli-dog" "IJuli-dog" Jones' light drinks emporium down the boulevard. When they lifted lift-ed the machine they found the principle prin-ciple victims was a mesdame of our 400, a leadln Clearfield barber, i Icadin' light of our First church and a leadln' movie actress who's bin vii-I vii-I tin" her folks In our midst. Editor Uceswick writes the cataj-trofee cataj-trofee up In full under the head!n Mixed Society," glvln' names and all. Think o t it 2:J5 a. in.! ReesWick's article might have went ;.ll right, only his tool proofreader muddles the excuses Beeswlck kindly gives for So i icty. Tonsona. Church and Tiierp- core bein' out at 2:15 a. m Gosn! 'I be Clarion calmly announces that . esdame Fitchughe was en route to swap a jug of hume brew for a litter of Jones' bull pups, and that Deacon Fairweather was en route to return that niLvle female star to her frlendd. Neither our 400 iiur First church v. ould stad for such funny business. Beeswlck beard 'em comln', disguised h in. elf In red shirt and blue pants and skipped to parts tnua far un- J known I'm sorry. Beeswlck supported mo for constable against that ornery obi Soth Beardslay and was always a 1 s FvEnflf feller who could tell how the publlo pulse throbbed.