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Show E3 Tom IF p Sims Nil Say Dad will go to any resorts to keep away from summer resortB. They called It the Income tax return and some are returning. Trotsky, we read, once played in ! motion pictures Get a man down and everybody kicks him. Let people talk about themselves j and they never notice ou are dumb. While they are dishing out war! medals. Bome ought to go to the men Who ended the next war. The world makes things hot for (h'j man with cold feet. EiarthQU&ke shocks reported in Ten-nesaee Ten-nesaee may have been the boll wee Vila arriving. The Itch for office is usually a B6V- I These winds that have been com ing from the north all winter feel be:-iier be:-iier on their way back. Lodge calls it a bogus bonus bill. Does he mean it won't pass? It 1 getting so the only drivers ,'who will give pedestrians a lift are motormen , One difference between hugging .and dancing is you dance in a crowd. Three Harvard seniors claim they have never been kissed Perhaps they osculate at Harvard The most dangerous crosslnc in the world is double crossing. People saving for a miny day often mistake a drizzle for a Hood Harding still hopes to go to Alaska, ; Why doesn't he Join the marines and Bee the world? Eggs are having their near Fast. , trouui- It is estimated that on the first day! of baseball 15.000.000 grandmo er's j w ill be buried. How's the coal bin been0 Radio fan claiming he uses his hair for an aerial is probably talking through his hat. Isn't it about time for the ann-ial discovery of a building trust? Another world war in 2014 is predicted pre-dicted Congress had bettor start on the bonus bill now. Dress designers still believe in calf love. The man writing a book on hell j probably got his idea from sleeping in OU upper Pullman berth. According to mother, a fool and her hair are soon parted. Coal strikes cost tho public $n00.-000,000 $n00.-000,000 a year, but are not worth near ly that much. 1 Some men who win loving cups would find saucer raon handy. They want an army division made up of women- Well, women have always al-ways been good at charging things. Mrs. Ruth can do as she pleases, but It ;is dangerous to let her Babo play with the managers. Most of the high coat of living is the high cost of high living "Fake Count Found in Chicago" headline. We didn't know Chicago was having an election |