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Show r THAT WHY -'-- HE DIDNT TOUCH SECOND wst BASE copyimq mamma Child, Actions That at First tiflsd Fathsr Wera Easily Explained. RffletiHcDne Mys- - Is - AWFUL BACKACHE Cored by Lydia E Pinkaams Vegetable Compound Hortons Gap, Kentucky. "I Buffered two years with female disorders, my health was very bad and I had a continual backache which was simply awfuL I could not stand on my feet long enough to cook a meal's victuals without my back nearly killing me, and I would have such dragging se- 1 1 rad soreness little TRIAL WILL CONVINCE A it . Which 'purifies, enriches and revitalizes the blood as no other does. 40,366 testimonials, of cures, in two years. Get it in usual liquid form or tablets called Sarsatabs. Roots, Barks and Herbs Hood's Sarsaparilla so combines tbs grest cuyatlve principles of roots, barks and herbs as to raise them to their highest efficiency for tbe cure of all spring humors, all blood diseases, and rundown conditions. There is no subsUtute for Hood's. Impure Blood Is common In the spring, because of the unhealthful modes of living during the winter, and it Is tbe cause of the lose of appetite and that tired feeling as well as the sores and eruptions that occur at this time. Be sure to take Hood's this spring , Id time for Better health is sure to follow the use ol the natural Herb laxative, Garfield Tea. E All druggists. The measure of what we lov and admire le the measure of our own worth. Dobson. A few years ago I was troubled with a complication of kidney and stomach ailments, and although I tried two or three different doctors, I was unable to obtain a eure. Having heard a great deal about Eeamp Root, 1 decided to give it a trial Assistant Manager What shall I do and purchased a one dollar bottle of Mr. with the amount the cashier took; Alexander, tbe druy t. From tbe begin charge it to profit and loss? ning I could notice a change for the better Manager No; put it down as runend after tnUng e gbt bottles of your medicine, I felt entirely cured and have ning expenses. Hot bad any trouble since. ALFALFA CLOVER, Had I begun using Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Rosooner I would have been a few hunSalter's at rain of hardy, luxuriant AlfaT-f-a ched dollars to the good and saved myClover grows everywhere and brings self a lot of suffering. from two to five rousing crops annually. You may use my testimonial any time It's the vigorous, healthy kind planted ty Ex Gov. Hoard of Wisconsin and thou, j'oa wish. Youra very truly, amis of other successful farmers throughout tbe U. 8. We are the largest growers CHARLES E. HARRIS, seed oat, wheat, rye, of clovers, grasi-es- , 469 Sixth St., 1 liarle, potatoes, etc, in America. rja, For Marion, la. l()c n stamp we mail ou: I certify that Charles E. Harris signed 1 Jkt. Luxuriant hardy Alfalfa Clover. g 1 the above testimonial m my presence, Billion 9 ('.ran the 10 Ton wonder. first duly sworn to the truth thereof I 1kt. thiver King Barley 173 Bu per A. 1 Pkt. Bonanza Oats Sworn yield 259 Bu. , tU the 12th day of July, 1939. A. w inning 4 Farms in 1910. R. HU'LEy, J, P, I per the re real hay Mutvel. 1kt Sjn-lIr, KUaswf fa, And 5 or more other package farm seed ItortawtM, ft. T. novelties or rarities, together with our big weed truths all for Prove Whet Swamp-RoWill Do For Yon catalog, hustling with but Ktc in stamps, or send 25c and we add Send to Dr. Kilmer A Co, Bingham-Ulug package fimnus brent h besn coffeel N. Y, fur a sample bottle. It will John A. Balrer Feed Co, 1S2 feouth 8tb St, La Crosse, is. omvince anyone. You will also receive Giants. t booklet of valuable information, telling Critics. kidneys and bladder. When long single into center that won tht a! about thesure and mention this paper. be "Only competent critics can give game 1 started across tbe grass foi writing, For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty-an- d competent criticisms, said Admiral the clubhouse. Mathewson was sear recent recepImmortals at the Mahan, me and when Evers Vego-tabl- ot Write to Mrs. Pinkliafn, at Lynn, Mass., for special advice. Your letter will be absolutely confidential, and the advice free. nt le-ia- 0 I. IS THC NAME OF THC BEST MCDICINI for COUGHS & COLDS ot BE AGREEABLE Farmers Rather Humorous n, Explana- tion for Telling Exceedingly "Tall Story. Fred Merkie, the man who set tbe baseball world on its ear by falling to touch secern d and who came back" Irving Batcheller once told a story last fall by began shouting playing a wonderful gamo of a farmer on tbe Connecticut hills. the Highlanders, dropped, into for the ball he noticed that something against land for planting, isnt New .fork the other day to see Pretty steep was wrong. He caught me by the It? a visitor asked the tiller of the arm and told me to wait a minute. soil. Merkie was In a talkative mood, We walked over toward second base farmer the assented, and for tbe first time since that la- and Matty spoke to Emslie. "Pretty steep," "1 suppose its quite difficult to How about this. Bob? isked Mat mentable Incident which lost New plant your corn? York the pennant he gave his side of ty. ls there any trouble with tbe 7 came echo. the "Quite difficult, affair. Up to this time be had score or the playf Tbe visitor was Interested, and the never said a word, but It Is known Emslie. It's all right replied would not be put off with short rethat he lost 20 pounds and came near You've got tbe game. I didn't see plies. an attack of nervous prostration anything wrong with the play. "Eh how do you manage to plant through worry caused by the national Matty then took me by the arm, on this hill? he persisted. on bis attack "bonehead we walked away to tbe club and The farmer gazed at him pityingly. play." hquse.' "We have to shoot It all into the Til tell you the truth about that During the hearing of that famous earth with shotguns, stranger, he assaid Merkie, and I dont think case Merkie was not called before the play, sured his guest. That I was to blame because other balk commission, and up to this time he The visitor gasped. "Really?" he have been doing the same has never said a fcord About tbe inthat'ac-tuall- y players Is now? ejaculated. "Really 20 years or more. 1 was on cident On account of f Iprry Pulliam for thing true? first base and McCormick was on being present at the gSipe evidence The farmer sighed and turned upon third. When A1 Bridwell shot that was not considered necessary. ' his guest a look of withering scorn. No, that Isn't true," he answered. "Im tiring to make conversation. I0E CHOYNSKI IN NEW JOB Violation of Rules. Dtreotor of Pts-bur- g They have expelled my" favorite Appointed Physical Athletic Club Latter waiter from his brotherhood, said Has Fine Clubhouse. one hoteljatron. "Yes, replied the other, "he aeeT Joseph ChoyDskl has been appointdentally smiled and said Thank you,' ed physical director of the Pittsburg a dollars worth for a tip. Athletic club, which has one of the CHILDREN AFFECTED Inest clubhouses in America." "The" By Mothers Food and Drink. Many babies hare been launched Into life with constitutions weakened by disease taken in with their mothers milk. Mothers cannot be too careful as to the food they use while nursing their babes. The experience of a Kansas City mother is a case in point: "I was a great coffee drinker from a child, and thought I could not do without IL But I found at last it was doing me harm. For years 1 had been troubled with dizziness, spots before my eyes and pain In my heart, to which was added, two years later, a chronic sour stomach. "The baby was born T months ago, and almost from the beginning, it, too, suffered from sour stomach. She was . taking it from met "In my distress I consulted a friend of more experience and she told me to quit coffee, that coffee did not Joe Choynski. .make good milk, I have since ascertained that it really dries up the milk. building was erected at a cost or "So, I quit coffee and tried tea and and is the equal of any at last cocoa. But they did not agree 11,600,000 imilar clubhouse in the world. Postum to with me. Then I tutned w tttrthe happieStresults. Itproved to be the very thing I needed. It not Jennings Jalke at No. 13. Hughle Jennings left Detroit the other aftemoon for his home in Scranton Pa. Before leaving Hughle asked a friend to call up tbe ticket office and ' chair for him to Buffalo. engage After, the friend completed tbe transaction be told Hughle the chair was engaged pnd that It was No. 13. Thirteen T yelled Jennings. Yes, No. 13. It's the .only chair they had left "Then 1 dont go to Scranton today." Whats the matter with No. 13? T dont sit in any chair numbered - only agreed perfectly with baby and myself, but it increased the flow of . my milk." " "My husband then quit coffee land used Postum and quickly got well erf the dyspepsia with which be had been troubled. I no longer suffer from the dizziness, blind spells, J "pain in my heart or eour stomach. "Now we all drink Postum from my husband to my seven months old baby. It has proved to he the best hot drink we have ever used. We would not give np Postum for tbe best coffee we ever drank." Name given 13 by Postum Co, Battle Creek, Mich. The friend finally confessed that be Get the little hook, "The Roed to Well rill e," In pkgs. had lied about the number. Hughle called up the ticket office, made cer"Theres a Reason. t Ewer tk skv leftert A ev tain that be did not have a ticket on mme mppemrn from time to time. They 13, repacked his grips and da troo, aod fall at Inua " ml smlae, interest. INo. satisfied.' cporfe King Cole favors the rotation' method of pitchers, tf that means to wind up. The baseball fan's chirp begins to r have In It a note of spring and life. Fred Snodgrass la the only one of the Giants who has not signed a contract for 1911. Carl Morris has turned down numerous offers to Tneet men of class In short battles In eastern grounds There Is gloom la Boston town. the catcher, haa announced tbat he will quit baseball rather than sign the contract offered by John I. Taylor. All the major league magnates are after no-h- it flingers and batters who can hit any faurler. This la an impossibility and it Is a good thing for tbe game that it is; Eastern golfers are still wrangling over the nature of their action at the s U. 8. G. A. meeting. Leighton has answered John M.-- Ward, --who la framing up a plausible answer. The situation among the wrestling heavyweights Is becoming more laughable every day. One is hiding behind XEe'bIBeF and all of them are shouting 'Frald." In the meantime the public la yearning for action. Hal Chase la some billiard player as well as a ball player. He beat "Chick Wright in ft match by a score of 15 to 1 recently at Weights parlors In San Francisco, and Wright la regarded as clever player In the billiard world. One difference between Indoor and outdoor ball is tbat when an umpire la bad1'-- Indoors, both teams leave the building; when a ball arbiter is thought to err and the players "chew the rag, tbef are chased to tb4 suspended and fined. Jake Beckley haa proved that the baseball world la a circle. He begaa playing In Hannibal, Mo, years ago, went the rounds of the majors and tbe minora and la now back at the starting point, HannlbaL He will manage, the team there this year. out-doo- Car-riga- Cal-kln- three-euahlo- n dub-hous- Itrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup far Children teething, softens tbs gums, reduce laflamma-Uoallays pain, eure wind colic, Me a bottle Religious Innovation. little girl yawned at the breakfast table last Sunday morning and ventured a polite proposition to her mother. I really dont feel at all like going fo church this morning, she remark ed. ''Cant we just send cards?" A A certain p Successful Llfo Work. He haa achieved success who ha lived. well, laughed often, and loved much; whoTbas gained the respect of Intelligent men and the love of little children; who haa filled hit niche and accomplished his task; who left the world better than he found it whether by ad Improved poppy, perfect poem, or a rescued soul; who of has never lacked appreciation earths beauty or failed to express it; who baa always looked for the beat in others, and given the best he had; whose life was an Inspiration; whose President memory a benediction." Schurman. r. tion in New York. The ignobler the critic tbe Ignobler the criticism even of the very finest thingsthat be will WSWii86.pronounce., A man In a bar was praising a famous American Journalist a justly famous journalist, a journalist vwbo gets out a really fine paper, " Yes, the bartender agreed, his paper Is a good one. It picked two winners last week. " The Final Settlement "A verdict for $10.00 isnt so bad, said the Junior partner. "How much r Jfiatl We' give our client? Oh, give him $50, answered the senior partner. But bold! Well? Don't be hasty. Promise to give him $50.' s rOfriiWunsjigl Important to Mother Examine caretully every bottle of Latest Quotations. CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for How would you like a game picture infants and children, and see that It for your dining room? A brace of Bears the say? Signature of No cheap stuff for me. Paint me a picture of a dozen eggs. In Use For Over WYears. The Kind You Have Always Bought s, If Its Your Eyo Use Pettits Eys Salve for inflammation, sty, itching lids, eye aches, defect of vision and sensitivity to strong lights. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Not Boasting of It. Theatrical Manager I understand that you played with Booth, Miss I Sereleaf? The Actress; (with much spirit) busiWell, I dont think Its anybodys " ness how old I ami -- -- Inconsistency,, often means those deeds lnanothetwhich onlyhalf understand. J DISTEMPER Dm wrist everywhere sell Garfield Tee, In all He fumii among all age of hone, the Iieib laxative. It acta a a gentle aid as weU as dog, cured and bluer in tame to Nature. stable prevented Jrora having the disease Intervention In love Is equivalent to nth fcPOHNS DISTEMPER CURE Over 600,000 a declaration of war. . Every bottle guaranteed bottlea sold last year $ 50 and $1 00. Any good druggist, or send to manufacturers. Agents wanted. Spohn Medical Co, Spec. Contagious Diseases. Goshen. Ind. Between Octogenarians. "I understand they sentenced to life Imprisonment?" I I I him The Chicago Fire could have been prevented with one pail of water, buf tha water was not handy. Keep a bottle of LADIES ATTENTION smitm mm e. BBBTox AmWaV Spsetmea prion- Hold. Sliver, Lead, ii uotd, Bilsei, We- - hold IDci Xlne or Hopper, 1 stalling envetopsa and fell price Ust sent os appllcsiloa. Onetrol and BmpU-- work aoltcHM, , I.eadvtHa, Cot Ueteraoos, Osrhunsto hsUoual Bank, W. N. U, Salt Lake City, No. It Makes Weak Women Strong and Sick Women Welt, Hamlins Wizard Oil handv and prevent the fiery pains of inflammation. Thla Preaerlptlom pemoree Us cense I women weakeesaee, Anea Imtimm nation and alceraton, and rupee (A os tweaknesses to women. It to nervem, encourages the treneulllxee the pteuliap ladueea restful and Bleep. appetite Dr, Pierce is perfectly willing to let eypry one know what bis Favorite Prescription contains, a complete list of r. Do not let any unscrupingredients on the ulous druggist persuade you that his substitute of unknown in order that be may make eompeeition is jut! a bigger profit. Just smile and shake your head I Dr, Pierces Pleasant Pellets cures liver ills. If mans wife can read about politics without wishing she were a man, he will never experience the pleasure of being henpecked. bottle-wrappe- ivstoiti r druggist wtU refund money If ,'am oi .tr. g 'T tails earn n of JtllaA fjemluia or Protruding is I to U days. Hu. It Is sweet to feel by what fine spun threads our affections are drawn and Miss Whitons Miss " ' Bangs School for Girls . Garfield Tea ii tbs bent remedy for constipation. Take a cup before retiring. Peace wltlrCodTfi Ithout pCftCa WItS men is an Iniquitous thing. for you. why we want you to take CASCARET3 for liveraSJ bowels. Its not advertising talk but merit the great, wonderful, lasting merit of CAbCARivTS that ire want you to know by trial. Then youll have faith and join the million who keep well by CASCA-S-ET- S w alone. CABCAtrrs see a hex for a work's treatment, sll drnfnrists, sellar sa tli world, ktiiuan beam a month. WITHIN EASY ACCK8H of U parts of the city, and of J,he great libraries and museums. Opportunity given fur attendance at public entertainment of educational end artistic value. THOROUGH AND CONSERVATIVE TRAINING, moral. Intellectual and with expert supervision In every department, thus Insuring definite plij , and certain results. FACULTY LARGE, each teacher a specialist; and pupils assured the Individual attention adapted to their respei th e needs. FR1MAKY, PREPARATORY AND ACADEMIC DEPARTMENTS: also a unfipie department known as the UPPER HOUSE, for graduate 'and special students destring to spend the winter In New York In a congenial social atmosof social graces and for phere. under the most favorable conditions for culture fnteihxent eilvamement. The UPPfc.lt HOUSE is In a large degree free from the ordinary restrictions of a school ADVANTAGES of New York available for the study of Manic, Art, Elo lit Ion, Languages and Dancing I HYBICAL EXERCISES. Bpctial attention given with the object of promotexing health, grace and ease of motion and repose of manner. The gymnasticBUMercises are In charge of a graduate of Dr. Sargent, of Cambridge, Mesa In CAMP New Hampshire. MER THE SUCCESS OF THE SCHOOL bag been wo pronounced that It haa received the highest commendation of the leading educators of the country- - as well ae of th highest officials of the U. 8 Government; Mis Bangs and Vllse Whiton refer by permission to tbe presidents of ten colleges and universities and Mra. Fairbanks, and to President and Mra. Taft, gnd lira Roosevelt, and tha Chief Justice. sii-al- Too Good Ming Thats I . Bfc-b- PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. tt eeesbBhtr so brier eeter Has eh ether bai sarsMoleitbeid tteeus aatit, knte be See nud Celeg wees etksr OeelSt seeks eeero sRSbtrt. the die Is eel sets beRtr the 6xasfc as ba Cetera MOdROC DHUB OO., Qelney, kratePi, - Oar ifpeelal Support recommends Itself for com fort and simplicity. We guarsu-- I tee perfect satisfaction to every lady who neon onr Sanitary Holder. Writ today tor leaflet describing quality and design. COM FA ft T HoUenca p ind., Room, A, Dayton, O, Housework 1 drudgery for the weak woman. She brusb ea, dusts and scrubs, or is on her feet all day attanding to the many details of tbe household, her back achin, bar temples throbbing, nerves quivering under the stress'd pein, possibly dizzy feelings. Sometime rest in bed it not refreshing, because tbe poor tired nerve do not per--" mit of refreshing sleep. The real need of week, nervous women is satisfied by Dr. Pierce's Favorit Prescription. . Well, no; it wasnt as bad as tbat. He got only 99 years! Puek. Pitre ernrn Relieve the Munyon's Cold, Remedy throat and lungs slinost Immediate? Checks fcevera, stops Dlwburget efcnose, takes awsy alf aches sodndpains caused by colds. It euros Grip stlnata Coughs and prevents Pnemuonl. Writs Prof Muujon, 63rd and Jefferson Sts Phils, Pa, fur medical advice ab eolutel free Is tfie Housework Drudgery & - oman always fears she wont be the bargain sale. A LOGICAL. EDY NEVER DISAPPOINTS sthnd tight clothing,'and was irregular. was completely run down. On advice I took Lydia E. llnkhams e Compound and Liver Pills and am enjoying good health. It is now more than two years and I have not had an ache or pain since I do all my own work, washing and everything, and never have the backache any more. I think yoor medicine is grand and I praise it to all my neighbors. If you think my testimony will help others you may publish ft" Mrs. Ollik Woodall, Hortons Gap, Kentucky. Backache is a symptom of organic weakness or derangement If you have backache dont npglect it To get permanent relielf you must reach the root of the trouble. Nothing we know of will do this so surely as Lydia E. Finkhams Compound. . TO ? 1 I in ech side, could not I WANTED i Beetle Hoods Sarsaparilla GREAT KIDNEY REM- nsations I could hardly bear Needed Nowf and the daughter of a sell known club woman was found In her playroom the other day doing all kinds of acrobatic stunts and gesticulating wildly and weirdly. "What are you doing T asked the child', father. I'm playing I'm mamma." she an swered. Then she made more unique movements with her little arms and said, There, father, jou accept them That's, what they do when mamma make them." Why, she said. I'm playing that I am mamma at her club Whenever mamma goes to her club she make motions and tbe others accept them. 1 heard her say so over tbe telephone to Mrs. Smith this morning "Illustrated Magazine. The tn. Tssetafj Utloole. . |