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Show "TMMfTOf rryl.t Tinro KarotiiiioN or vouivo wuMa hf nan yttvnet ntif S TKIKK up Ih band, her contra th good reaolutton. a-t I he wblatlea blow , ' t',. T their hfd off. Ii-t Ih holla lyjt rlg h i the rg horn un tbo lak front ahatter tha at iniiapber lo aloma, lot the almllar gladaotne nolara be Irl Imia upon lb vibrant oion evvn In the iiltermoal lornera of our beaiillful city, r'or lb" J giMMl reaolutlon la itiariiilng forward (inly few daya inure and wo will haak IB It plcnilld preai-nrc. I' I.Ike lb vllluge drum niuior It comt-a pruudly prani-lng towurd ua tbrnugh the week, tii'l a aoal enrly and avoid Ih crowd If you would behold be-hold II In Ita glory. Keep your eye glurd 10 111" aplt'lldld api'i'larle. keep your eara open for the lolly aoulula. .', 1 for It will not be long In pnaalng ' M i '. It a ante to aay tbul If all the blub . ; '1 reaoltea lhat (o Into effect on New .' j Year day had ball Ibe endurance of , a Marntbcn ru'iner Hie mllleuiiluiii i would come o fuat 'hat wed have lo ' j enact new apei d law a to keep II from I llielllllg the H'l'liHlt i L If good rcMilutlona were aull mac- j , kerel what a unlverxal tblrat would apreud abroad' I lliilnuu cuperlellie aeelua lo Hull . " cat that progreaa In any Hue la nee- ' vaaarlly grndual. Take the flying ma- , ' chine, for Inatnnra. At preaent the . j . arleullata engaged In Ibe development 'i of thla Intereatlng device are lii a h j i alllon to aaaerl tbul many of their . '' j proulema are alreudy aolved. They ' i- ' tan get up Into the air without the I aid of dynamite and Ibey can come i dou again with practically no effort. , . Of couraa there ar other difficulties j lo bo overcome aucb aa the tendency i ua lb part of the machine to aelect j 111 own time and place for rotn'iiK j down. Rut tbvae problem ar mlnur 1 ; I aml doublleaa tb anawer la III aba book aouiewher If I hoy cau only find II Thv practice of reaolvlng preaenla a almllnr aami. It Is tml entirely lierfect at preaent. Hut considering the few year alnce A. In in Inaugurated the ouldoor aleeplng fail and became grandpa lo the human race It la not surprising that some details are at I II to be worked out The forming of tho reanlullon ha been beautifully worked work-ed out, till attuoat any one. the meresl novice, can reaolvo. Th dnte, too. baa been firmly fixed aa on the first of January. The chief difficulty tbul atlll remains has to do with keeping Ibe resolution once It Is made. Homo-thing Homo-thing like keeping your aeroplane rlKbl aide up one you have eainb llabed a neighborly relation with the slurs. I'robubly several years will elapse before the custom of reaolvlng reucbes perfection und In the meantime mean-time II might be well to adopt a makeshift for the present un illaln uble It would seem as If the difficulty might bo mlnlmUed by more attention lo the subleeis tuken for reaolvlng purposes It Is well to use care In se lecting our resolutions, and becnuse of the proximity of January I, a few suKseatluns amy not bo out of place. r'or a young wotunn Try this one. "I hereby resolve with enrnesluess to no longer Insist on grandma wearing French heels " There are several ad-vuutugcous ad-vuutugcous features to this resolution. To begin with It Is humane. Jul think of forcing the jioor old lady to teeter down the street with Utile r. mrch steeple under her sole leather! leath-er! Her silver locks bob umlar her 1'gullled black bonnet ami at every ;iuluful atep she whispers "Oucb " Klv a - I upon you! Hbameyl Reineilxir grandma I not o young aa abanca waa and th penitential ellli li-u. of a bunion la greatly enhanced by tb hovlng forward of Ih foot as accomplished accom-plished by Ih French heel. Command th old lady lo do a enke walk snc an hour around tb dining mom tslil If you will, but let her do It In comfortable com-fortable shoes. Another Hem In ftvor of trying this resolution Is lb fact that you hav probably never asked grandma In wear any kind of sboes ah didn't like, ao It should b that much easier lo keep to your resolution resolu-tion not to do an. For a young man "I reaolt from thla day never again lo smoke a plpa In church. This aample la highly recommended. The practice against which you Issue the edict of haalan-ment haalan-ment I reprehenalble In I ho highest degree. Hmoklng. while nf court It might be a solace to you during th sermon, could not but annoy four neighbor and fellow worshiper. Tha men envy you, leading to countless domestic difficulties for them Th preacher Is unnbl to see whether all (he deacons are awake or not by tb hnte from your pipe. Moreover, Just aa a distinguished alaleaiimn one of-llclully of-llclully declared that the odor of clxaretlea annoyed him ih,.r ar those to whom the smell nf a pip I j a nulaunre and the offertory collector j mliiht bo one nf Iheao. Ileahlo. jrou J would probably ho thrown out or ar j reeled or aoiuelblug. j For nien who ride much In street j cara "henceforth I will not mind th j feathers" This Is one requiring con- j sldoruhl care but If strictly adhered to will be found nf great aaalalanc In j your dally life When depending from strap mid rcMIng your toe on som neighbor s a long stiff iitilll suddenly i bibs you In the noae giving to lhat tea tnio the rich red Hint which another c clas of resolvlHis have already ao- quired, do licit release your tamper. Smile and pretend you like it. Oft I times you can uuike yourself believe II. after due practice, of couraa. Hut the principal advantage to be cited In Ibis resolution's favor la tluit "you mlKht Juat ua well " So long a Ih fashion remains (be aniue you will have your dally communion v. lib Ih lull feather of an oatrbb or of a rmnicr ami If you reaolvo ut lo mind, him much more placid Hie temper! For any one who dors not raise c'.ilckena-'i hereby reaolvo and determine de-termine not to cut any mure strlclly freab ikk for several ueuka to come" This Is In sntuo renpocts th prlie resolution It ndtmituge are many, but all the others ar overshadowed over-shadowed by itiM one jou can't get any to cat. In Kplle of all the tea, h. r may do the pupil wlli not le.irn unlesa h himself studios. Ynti rutumt make succcsaful use of thc ao a.nnpi,, reaolu-lions reaolu-lions without effort on your part, Hut yon should find one among I hem which can bo kept with the minimum of slrugKlo. If you have no choice or you are skeptical aa to )nlir gUlllty. try the lust one. |